Relax and It'll Happen- at the BESH Spa

[starcuntmole]

Unwind and rest your weary wombles as we cater to your every relaxation need. If you've been getting stressed about failing to fertilise for what feels like five hundred years, and your follicles aren't getting any younger, we have the perfect combination of treatments to send you on your way uplifted, and updiffed.
Pampering experiences from head to toe, and all the bits in between, whose benefits stem from the combination of nature?s ingredients and our therapists? highly trained hands and tongues.
Feel the all over healing powers of touch, with one of our speciality Cuban massages (rum and cigarring compulsory) , indulge in a volcanic mud-cake wrap or lose yourself in our unique water experiences: gin jacuzzi, turkish delight baths, and enjoy the Sechseny pool staffed by our attentive in house swimmers. Finally treat yourself to a mani/pedi (polishes come in the full range of colours from Clearly Clear to Russet)

Complimentary bar.
Please note: Robes must be worn in all pubic areas.

[ginhag]

Bollocks. Sorry to be so utterly unhelpful mate

[Ariesgirl]

[Medee]

sorry to hear that Rie. As said upthread, the M is just the SD waiting for you to tell it droid has arrived, not that it thinks it is imminent chemically.

[MadameBoo]

Lo you lot.

Have made a pact with self to spend less time on laptop in the evenings. Just so you don't think I've flounced.

Sorry about the appearance of your period Rie. :(

[starcuntmole]

eeeek- 20 messages to decide on fred starter- Did we decide against Grease? Could we reclaim it in a hardcore feminist stylee? I have a feeling someone mentioned something else but can't be arsed to find it at the mo. Who's gonna do it? Who? Who? Who? Who?

You know if you get a cracking headache during/after the sechs, that's not good is it? Has happened three times now. (Yes, I have done that thing four times in last three days- unfortunately due to said headache even had to clamber off once before finishing time (his not mine, you know, the important one in these circumstances) so it's kind of hampering my babydancing too. (sorry, ) Do you think my brain is slowly imploding due to pressure of ttc, or maybe just the Economic Climate? Ridiculously I haven't even got a smiley face on me piss sticks yet, so we'll probably have got bored by the time I lay an egg anyway. Peaking too early is one of my biggest character flaws.

Will make huge effort not to cluster post in light of end of fred being upon us. boo hope you're ok- me thinks lady etc. Have messaged you on arse crack (just a couple of times) (stalker? Moi?)

Where's redR and when's your scan? Is it soon?

Smooches to ramlady this morning.

gin, you're fertile, perhaps you could start the next fred?

[owlbooty]

I thought it was going to be Fight Club?

Rie buggery bollocks and shit.

[Ariesgirl]

It is fucking fight club, alright?

[MadameBoo]

I'm not feeling the aggression today. I am emotional and avoiding conflict. Am seeing this as a symptom (pinching PMA from the brooking no argument fred )

However - if droid arrives on Saturday I'll be happy to punch lights out and all that jazz so bring it on, bitches.

(Cunty messaged you back last night - maybe fb has hidden it like it does sometimes?)

[InTheSunshine]

Yes for Fight Club. Conception needs some grrrrr. Let's stamp out fluff and inject some hardcore violence.

[starcuntmole]

Is everyone out, cos this place is gonna blow in fifteen posts seconds? Commencing countdown.

[BrownB]

Hello there everybody... This place is a bloody mess! But my manicure has lasted really well...

So fight club huh? In honour of the occasion, I'm going to post a picture of me in arse kicking attire...

Scan was good thanks. Well, my day was filled with ranty stuff, and have had a bit of an explosion in the Deli. I won't bother repeating it here. Am exactly 10 weeks, and all seems well. And I cried in an un-BESHly manner with relief.

[LadyGoneGaga]

[CherryAddict]

I'm going to miss this spa, it was good for slippery nipples and frothy fights.

Hope all are well lathered. Sorry about the return of the droids. It's tough for us girls innit?

I went to hospital today, waited an hour and a half and saw the dr for literally 5 mins! they have prescribed me clomid - has anyone been on it?

[starcuntmole]

Browngirlinthering beyond chuffed for you that littleb is thriving and wriggling away.

Is anyone else going to start the fight, or shall I? Am feeling quite violent as there's nothing on telly, and I still have no smiley face, which means that the large amount of sechs I've been having has been for No Good Reason.

cherrycola I'm not sure anyone has clomid experience, could be wrong, but you can be our guinea pig chief researcher. Sorry about the wait, must have made you really mad. Mad enough to FIGHT.

GeGe glad to see the SPD doesn't stop the Jack riding, bodes well..

[BrownB]

We are bringing Jack with us aren't we? Cunty - did you set down more explosives in the spa?

[kat2504]

brownie yay for the good scan news, am delighted to hear it is all going well.

cunty last time I got diffed I had no conclusive results on the opk, it must have missed the surge. Just saying....you might not have been shagging pointlessly.

Have my first "subfertility" hospital appointment next Thurs. Presumably they will tell me off for being porky and liking wine and tell me they won't do anything anyway.

I am supposed to be on strike today. I am still in my pjs. Nice. Not exactly marching on council headquarters. My excuse is that being a supply teacher, I would not have been at work today.

I will be getting pmt in about 3 days so will be totally up for the fight. Perhaps a non-fluffy happy theme will yield more diffs. worth a try. Boxing gloves are ready. I am a bit wimpy though. Perhaps I might start off with a rather tame pillow fight.

Went to see Dylan Moran yesterday. Was a good laugh and we had a nice meal in an italian restaurant with cheezy schmoozy music beforehand. No sechs, but hey, who cares! That's the best thing about the 2woofl. No sechs required. Extra half hour of sleep.

[MadameBoo]

My PMA has vanished. I got a twinge in the womble which is a recognisable pre rusty fucker pain. Just call me Marla Singer.

:o at extra half hour of sleep Kat. Ten minutes in this house...

[Ariesgirl]

Where the fuck are you all, you fucking fuckers?

[starcuntmole]

I've been Racing for fucking Life and I fucking kicked ass.
aries are you starting the new one or what? (You seem suitably angry)

[Ariesgirl]

I don't know how Shall I swear awfully on it, or will it offend the babydusters?

[Ariesgirl]

Well done on the fucking race for life as well.


You wanker.

[starcuntmole]

SWEAR!! (apparently it's immature, so we'll by definition seem all young and nubile and shiz)

[InTheSunshine]

Yes fucking swear. A lot!! Good work with race for life running. Now let's get rrrrrready to rrrrrrumble!

[MadameBoo]

Racing for life? That's fucking brilliant Cunty. I will be punching a hole in the fred I'm gonna be so angry. My womble is aching I swear. I swear! (geddit?)

[Ariesgirl]

Sorry hags, someone else is going to have to start it. I swore I wouldn't do another. And I lack the inspiration. Sorry :(


Biatches.