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Complimentary bar.
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Sorry about last night, and all the me me me. Last time I went to Glastonbury 'Pilton pop' I was 31. I don't think my stamina is quite the same these days. If I start saving up now I might be able to afford one of those unspellable posh caravans for my 40th birthday.

Euro I work with young people who are often the offspring of teen parents of yore. Owly is very right.

Read this Boo!

I know it's the DM, but that was brilliant. Well spotted Rie. I am very :o now.

How's the wine head Rie?

Glad you are feeling less miz now our Boo. Mr Sunny and I are planning to have a festival night in tonight i.e. watching it on the TV whilst drinking beer and eating crisps.

Anyone know why I seem to have ovulated on day 10? This is Very Odd. Do you think it's to do with the summer solstice??

Euro forgot to say last night I hope Mr Euro's swimmers reacted to the cheerleading! We had faulty white goods in our house but a combination of vitamins, less caffeine, more water and generally being more healthy seems to be helping.

Hot, isn't it? Have drunk wine all pm. Snooze needed.

I can't find the remote for the video it's very bad- I can't watch my BBB's fathers' day pressie of series four of the wire without subtitles< emits anguished scream > (a suitable amount of time has now been deemed -by me- to have passed since unfortunate happenings at the end of series three that I have had to 'work through' .(see,alps I didn't give the ending away again )

I went to what the north refer to as a 'club day ' today, and have vowed to start putting some money Aside now to pay for the future 3000988billion gallons of fake tan that my daughter will seemingly get through in her teenage years. And they all were wearing the skimpiest shorts known to man or kylie, so it went all the way up. A mahogany leg fest it were.

Hope we've all had spiffing days

Hot? It's been bloody freezing up here all day.

Just as well mind you as we are trying to pack all our shite worldly possessions up. I don't think the people who worked out a the amount of boxes needed for a box pack for a 3-4 bedroom house actually possessed any books.

I haven't drunk any cider I was too hungover from the wine the night before and was nominated to drive. Ok, I volunteered. And it wasn't nearly as much fun sober. My illusions were shattered :(

Ah Rie :(

I have put away a bottle and a half today in total. Bounced to Chemocal brothers. Bed now.

I went to see Bon Jovi... it was ace.

Love Bon jovi! What kind of trousers did he have on?

12pt not fancying a drink ay? interesting

Hmmmm very interesting Bitey....

I was in the office for most of the day. The aircon is switched off at the weekend and the walls are glass. I was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelting.....

I had to go for a swim afterwards to cool off!

Working on a Sunday doesn't sound fun Euro!

Am jealous! I love bon jovi and have not seen him live since 1995!

We have booked our holiday to turkey. Can't wait! Miraculously i amnot due to be eovulating that week. Cos i will be so relaxed i will get diffed anyway.

Bon Jovi is an entertainment machine. He is unfeasibly good looking, and a true performer. He didn't stop for 3 hours. He was wearing black trousers, maybe leather...? Had a brace over his right leg - probably done his knee in or somethink. Only trouble is that he is well short... But on the big screen he was hot! As was the drummer.

Black Leather Trousers?

Black leather trousers? On a day like today?

Hot int it?

Boiling Boo. MS got sent home from work as the air con in his office wasn't working. He wasn't wearing leather trousers though (thank god!)

Some scutter has nicked all my strawberries & gooseberries from my allotment. How fecking rude!

Oh that is truly shit Sunny, you must be furious.

I couldn't bloody believe it - stripped bare! Why couldn't they go to bloody Sainsbury's like everyone else? Anyway I will get my revenge. Not sure how but I'm thinking about the options

SunnyD - do you know who the culprit is? I'd report them to the police if I were you... Bloody rude and impertinent to boot!

sunhasgothishaton that is monumentally cheeky We have planted some strawberries this year as part of our attempt to grow stuff for the first time, and have managed to get five. Can we share some one with you?

Well, who wants to hear a funny story about how we may have managed to break our existing child's bed this am, after her presence in ours necessitated in our going into her room in order to perform the act of procreation Only discovered when she went to get into bed tonight and the mattress nearly fell though the bed onto the floor. Oops.

Apologies for lengthy absence. Had to come in to LOL my ass off at untsville breaking Molette's bed with baby dancing antics! Am hopeful that the baby dust sprinkled at the ESH meet last week is working its magic

Boo I absolutely loved Morrissey on Friday night. Properly loved. But I enjoy being clean and unsmelly far too much for a real life trip to a festival. I much prefer watching from the comfort of my own home.

It's really very warm isn't it? Am looking forward to thunder storms tonight. I do love a good lightening show!