Come into the BESHt youth club in town, all you sad and bitter crones.

[Ariesgirl]

Enter the darkened youth club, where desperate 30-somethings who have been TTC since the eighties determinedly try to recapture their teenage years: their snogs with Darren from maths in the corner of the disco, the waft of Impulse, the slow dances at the end of the night, table tennis tournaments and the queue at the tuck shop for black jacks, Panda cola, fruit salads and Wham bars. Bop to Ride on Time, Love Shack and Vogue with Madonna and we'll see if all those sweaty hormones and pheromones can do the trick.

Have you ever been to see her live Sunny? I went to see her on the Confessions tour (back before smallboo was born and I could afford such things). It was bloody ace.

I am going to start new fred as my Dad's just come to pick me up from the disco, early, and got the DJ to ask for me over the mike. And can't believe I've missed the last dance with Tony Sumner from 6G either. Bet that brownie gets off with him now with her bloody long legs.

Y'know it really pisses me off that I couldn't put an accent on the e in Rose. Is there a clever way to do that?

Bit premamture innit Staroldnosemole? We've got 21 posts to fuck about with first...

(yeah, but I was aiming for everyone to start slow dancing to their favourite 80s power ballads- if I was still there, I think it'd be Berlin- but I'm not)

(also I just saw page 40 and got trigger happy)

(still not here: I would love to see Madonna)

No Boo never been lucky enough to see her. MS & I are going to see Morrissey in July. Tres tres excited.

You're so lucky boo, that's a proper memory that. I had my first dance-with-a-boy to So Macho by Sinitta. Less impressive.

If you managed to slow dance to So Macho Cuntstar then I beg to differ - most impressive indeed!

Ah, the Mozza pinkpinksunshine, saw him at Glastonbury once, he was good, but grumpy, gawd bless 'im.

As for the Rose, you have to import it from Word.

Is it the Spar next?

Big sigh: FAILURE to conceive in my fourth fred. I'm not going to try again :( Who is doing the Spar?

me-hence the trigger happy behaviour early. Am bit nervous as its my first. Be gentle.

It was more of a holding hands, swaying type thing.

Fanks cunty that's a smashing pic of my lover and his come to bed eyes!
Have we played Bryan Adams yet? Had my first and subsequent many bottom squeezes to that ballad, happy days...

I didn't give you enough attention when you got your droid did I Rie?

Dunno about so near so spar... I'm going in the bath and expect a thread ready and waiting when I get back. I'm not doing it neither, still haven't recovered from the humiliation of the woo fred.

and before anyone starts correcting me, I was chanelling my inner Eliza Dolittle with the 'neither'.

Ps arial you can't win a baybee in a yoof club, people will judge you.

Nobody is scared enough of me to do what I command are they? :o

Wastes

fred

with

gay

abandon

I declare this fred offically closed.