Come into the BESHt youth club in town, all you sad and bitter crones.

[Ariesgirl]

Enter the darkened youth club, where desperate 30-somethings who have been TTC since the eighties determinedly try to recapture their teenage years: their snogs with Darren from maths in the corner of the disco, the waft of Impulse, the slow dances at the end of the night, table tennis tournaments and the queue at the tuck shop for black jacks, Panda cola, fruit salads and Wham bars. Bop to Ride on Time, Love Shack and Vogue with Madonna and we'll see if all those sweaty hormones and pheromones can do the trick.

I have made my profile public, and uploaded a pic of the cat. Before smallboo was born, and he went off the rails (the cat, not smallboo).

inthegloming (sp?) darn, oops,twat,

also bollocks,

aah me either, so-it's good practice;babies are exacltly like cats?, true, why not?

be honest, you don't want them to stick pins in do you just to fuel your coalition obsession

yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

(Began attempting to answer your post with one word answers, It was not possible.

boo I would hereafter like to be known as Alibr Bebra, you may have heard of me, I am the Ezycli of Anadin

You cat is very cute Boo. I really want a cat too. Insert 'baby' for more truthful remark. Well, we did everything right at the right time. (As per the past 4 months) So it's a sure thing no?

Kat - medicine is great isn't it? Hope you're okay and that the Rie's obsession with foof-fungas doesn't give your poor struggling body ideas... And have one of these. I hear they go great with antibiotics... Damn! maybe not.

And I am Broer Dahas, Reymor of Canesten. Wrong fred, but hey ho...

Just got back from body balance, my feet are killing me. I've hennaed my hair for the first time in years. It's orange, but I like it!

I pissed my pants @ Reymor of Canesten and Ezycli of Anadin. Brown, Cunt Cheers

The gloaming is a very good song by Radiohead, isn't it?

Anyone is welcome to my cat. I have a feeling he may turn expensive very soon....

Can we all come on the spa weekend pussykins12435? Where is it? I am very good at spa weekends, me. :o

Ha ha- now I can stalk you to my heart's content

Yeah, boo that's what I was thinking of, not the Girl Guide Classic, 'Campfire's Burning', no siree

Am intrigued as to how you can be bad at spa weekends, and worry that it sounds exactly liike the sort of thing I would be.

Actually, I think I am also badass at spa weekends. But that's good right? In a BESH way?

I think anything that is the BESH way is the best way Are we going to get to see a picture of your titian gorgeousness? Or is it more tangerine?

Titian, apart from where the blonde was. I do likes it, although I smell very hennary.

Pics you say? I have been begged on facecrack I'm telling thee. I'm going out tomorrow night to see BIL's Art exhibition private viewing thingy, so I'll get MrBoo to take a pic when I'm all dressed up.

Does one get to drink gin at spa weekends?

I would. In the jacuzzi.

Shall we go to a spa for our next fred?- one where you just have to lie thee, and the studly masseurs give you a full rub down followed by insemination as an added extra. Would suit those of us who's other halves are too frigid/grumpy/tired/lesbian to do the job themselves. It would be like Euro jizzney for grown ups, but with beauty treatments to spruce up our wizened uteri, and tired looking tubes.

Sounds utterly deevine darling.

BESHspa sounds ace. We should definitely go there! Twice daily insemination by fine and fertile young specimens with lots of massage and rubbing and whatever floats your boat. Get steamy in the steam room.
I don't think I'll get gin in the spa on my weekend away but I will certainly have plenty of cocktails in the bar. Knowingy luck I'll probably ovulate that day and in my experience, the staff in spas often tend to be female. I'm looking forward to lots of lovely food too!

Ooooooh I approve. Provided there is a minibar situated next to the jacuzzi that has fine belgian beers. I luff the belgian beer almost as much as the gin. And hawt men. Plenty of hawt men, doing the massage and not sylph-like tanned gorgeous teenagers who make me feel like a right heiffer.

Boo your cat is veh cute but as we all know the cuteness is in a strict 1:1 ratio to the degree of Pure Evilness. My cat always looks cutest in the morning when he has already sicked all over the floor downstairs and I just haven't found it yet. Bastard.

This morning I have manage to PIAP without POMF (pissing on my fingers). Can I please have a medal?

Bootie - what was the PIAP in aid of? Am sure you told us but can't find the reference.

I have recruited sully from dr Quinn to work in our spa. With his top off. He managed to impregnate the wizened and elderly dr Quinn so he is clearly fertile. And hot. There are about ten more job vacancies for spa inseminators, so get recruiting please! The hotter the better as aparrently getting your rocks off aids your chance of conception.

Prob a MW appointment Kat, they always check your wee.

I have PIAG today and dipped an ebay cheapie, BFN again. Still having pre-droidal pains so think today will be the day. I have been singing 'I'm waiting for my droid' in the style of The Velvet Underground. and I keep dropping things.

Soz, I mean brown.

Twas a MW appt yes, they do like to be presented with a pot of fresh piss on a regular basis. Now where the feck is my medal??

I typed Sully into google to see what this vision of hotness was like and got a large green fluffy thing from Monsters Inc instead - or maybe that was what you meant, Kat ? If so, you are a massive perv. Well done there.

Boo the ongoing bfns are Teh Suck. Pliz accept this 10 litre bucket of ice-cream as consolation plus flamethrower in case of droidal appearance.

Sully is a small village near Barry isn't it?

Yes petal. Home of Sully Island, Nessa & DaveCoache's caravan and The Captain's Wife restaurant and pub. If you crawl around the headland you used to be able to see Butlins I think.

You can also cross over to the island on a low tide, although I'd ignore any parent who claims you'll have "loads of time to explore the island before the tide comes in".

Ha ha. It's the posh bit of Barry.

If such a thing is possible