Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

I love Hendricks. Even with cucumber in it. Though do prefer a little lemon.

Quiet day on the BESH front. Hope that my rantings didn't put a downer on you all...

Rocket - here's my chart. I put the pregnancy chart on to prove that this one is nothing like that. That may in fact be a good thing though thinking about it...

ps - thanks for the hair strokes and lovely thoughts. Work today was okay. My sergeant shared tales of a couple of cases he lost - made me feel a little better.

Jolly good Browngirl, glad things are bit better.

I am sulking today because I didn't win any of the MN competitions. Bah.

Made it to body balance for the first time in a month tonight. It is so good to be well :o

boo I salute you. I've not made it to the gym in ages. :( New house is just 4 minutes on bicycle to the gym but when we moved in I injured my neck pushing something up the stairs with my head .

Today I am avoiding the general population because I think I smell of poo. I don't want to put you all off because baybees are cute and smell of Burt's Bees and cotton candy and you can lick them and stuff. But... Bear has had D&V. I'm not sure there's a surface in this entire house has not been had. It's been like living with the girl from the exorcist.

As to earlier, I know I'm a woman - but it does sting a little that I can do so many things except get pregnant. I'll bet a lot of brownb's customers are sporting a baybee on each hip, a lambert & butler in one hand and the other casually draped across a pert, wee bump.

Inevitably, Snowpony , but by the time they reach our age, they will look like they are 60 and rough as the proverbial badger's arse.

Speaking of which, how is Bear's arse today? :)

I am under no illusions that baybees are anything other than shitty, as I had one shit on my clinic bed once and another that ruined a chair by shitting out of the back of his nappy and it dribbled.

I think the fact I am eating my breakfast as I reminisce suggests I may have developed DHB poo-immunity.

Boo glad you are finally on the mend; that's taken forever!

Brownie pliz to accept this taser for using on anyone who pisses you off.

Tbh owly poonamis are quite a rare phenomena - for us at least. Yesterday & last night were quite extraordinary and as we held him in the shower hosing him down (twice) I remarked that we'd been incredibly lucky not to have been caught out and about in a changing room with this type of thing. Normally the poo goes in the nappy. One would have to ask - how is it possible to get poo on your triceps?

Dunno, but the child of a friend of mine managed to get shit up his nursery blinds. Now that is clever.

Poonami = ace word.

@ poonami new favourite word!

Poonami has also made me

This is much needed as I have this morning been for a job interview and I don't think it went very well. It was much quicker than expected and I am now sitting Derby train station waiting for AN HOUR until I my train leaves for that there London. I have just spent £5 on a decidedly mediocre glass of wine (but it is large)

Waaaaaaaaah

Don't forget my madness at my interview truff, it ain't over til that fat lady sings! Maybe it felt short because you are over skilled and they didn't have enough questions to ask you about your breadth of experience? You need some crisps, or even better pistachio nuts to go with that wine!

I have failed to eat the concrete block covered in platic cheese panini I ordered in the 'pub' and plan to purchase square crisps and or monster munch plus celeb tat mag from Smiths before boarding.

I have been using the 'water-spillage leading to job offer' incident to channel positive thinking Bitey and TBH I do wonder if the culture fit would be right. I jave an interview for another job that I would prefer, a week on Monday so hopefully that will go better. I'm worried that TGB will be disappointed as he does really want a plan for getting out of London now

Que sera I spoz.

How is it being out of the waterfall cardy then?

I found a little ball of poo under the bed once. I'm assuming it was the baby's. Poonami

Truffikins Did you spill water? I heard that's a guaranteed job win.

Boo that was a really long time of feeling shitty. Glad you are feeling spritely and v. impressed about the booking of two nights' babysitting for teh sechs

Brownie I can't imagine what it's like to do that kind of job. it's incomparable, but I gave up the idea of being a vet when i realised it involved intelligence when I realised it meant dealing with dying animals, so you must need to be mega-hard to deal with the wrongs of society as a whole. It's a tough burden to carry about I'm sure. Would you like one of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.it/imgres?imgurl=www2.stevenshobby.com:5641/si/..%255Csi%255CProductFiles%255CDML6179.jpg&imgrefurl=www.redfroghobbies.com/dragon.htm&usg=__Jvve7QrgXNzGS10e_pFhL4B-6p8=&h=494&w=550&sz=39&hl=it&start=51&zoom=1&tbnid=2k-m5UbFC1UwOM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=158&ei=2_BwTanlOYeZ8QO7w6yvCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dheavy%2Bgun%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dit%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D608%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1368&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=248&vpy=213&dur=199&hovh=213&hovw=237&tx=113&ty=112&oei=uvBwTaW_E86cOui0zb8G&page=4&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:51&biw=1280&bih=608" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these?

Aries P.R.E.S.E.E.D. That's all.

Wanna flash of my veiny buzzwams? No, didn't think so.

truff it is ace! I am proper clothes that fit and feel about five stone lighter without the flaming cardigan!

There have been a few whisperings around my work place along the lines "I'd have done the same as her" and "didn't she do well keeping it a secret until after the job interview" which makes me feel really deceitful! I am holding my head up high and sticking my belly out because it is not my fault that the system I work in intrinsically discriminatory!

I had beef monster munch earlier, they were fabby. Have had beefy breath all day since which I don't mind but others do

I've had beef monster munch too! Also a snickers. Am almost home and might go & get my nails done as will be back so early. Oh yes, I am rebel.

The poo stuff is freaking me out. If I have a baybee it will only poo tiny pellets that smell of Johnson's baby powder!

I've had a glutton-sized bar of white chocolate and am about to embark on a chelsea bun. Or two.

Milano wtf? How did a poo-pellet get under a bed? Or do I not want to know the answer to that? A rabbit, maybe?

Off to read Fred. Back in a bit....

I got home at 4.30pm and made a curry before settling down with a cup of tea and bag of mini eggs to watch Sunday night's instalment of Mitchell. mmmmmmmmm. I did not get time for nail painting, but I think that shows I definitely have my priorities right

Evening Truffs. I see you were at Derby station today - that is v close to my office. It's a fun place for an hour
Boo glad you are feeling better - that was one hell of a virus.
Moley are you still looking for somewhere bijou in Scotland?
Bitey hurrah for 'outing' your diffment & the loss of the waterfall cardi.

Brownie I too luff the Hendricks. My SIL drinks it with this fancy Feverfew tonic. Mmmmmmmm. And I?ve fired the needles woman. Nowhere near as arsey as yours but basically I figured I was paying for fuck all.

Aries & Milano - so this preeseed.....what?s the crack?

Feck all chance of me winning a baybee this month. I had sneakily planned holiday around good shagging time but now have droid pains. A week early, which usually means it?s on its bleeping bastard way. On my return I also found out THREE (count em) diffment announcements. Hurrah.

MS has contracted some hideous V&D bug on our return from hols - I'm not feeling the pooh & sick smell. Am being a shit wife & am watching Tudors on the V plus whilst drinking

Helloooooooooooooo sweetsunny and how was the sun, my darling?

How do you know they are droid pains? Funny pains a week early might not be droid?

I have been watching the real droid this afternoon with smallboo. I thought I would be in trouble with MrB for watching it with him first but he wasn't all that bothered as he still hasn't forgiven George Lucas :o

Now you've all caugh up with last weeks Being Mitchell, can we at last have the meaningful discussion I've had planned all week as to the merits of long or short hair. Thank you.

Who wants to fuel a menkal? We haven't done this for a while have we? Well....am still in a bit of confusion as to cycle length after the boo influenced woo tastic Month of Twenty Eight Days, has been about 30.
(Am on CD30 now.)
Last three or so months have developed new symptom of wombular aching for about three days before droid.
(Nada.)
I have successfully embarked on successful exercise programme with determination and enthusiasm, and kept it up for four days, intedning to keep it up for six months.
(really clutching at straws ironidiff?)
(I have really bad 'gas')

Am I kidding myself? Will I get up from the sofa and discover droid hath landed.....stay tuned kids.

Sunny we were finally accepted by a tiny box like appartment today, but thank you muchly, hope hols were all good- hey join me in the menkal and think about implantation cramps?

POAS forthwith Starry. I would have done about 3 by now...:o

I like long hair at the moment as I've just grown it back from having it cut fairly short (for me) last summer.

Hols were fab thanks Boo. Lay in the sun all day & read lots. Got Room tis very good.

Mole just checked my dates. Droid is due in 3 days. Would love the holiday miracle diff story but am not holding my breath. But I agree with BooWoo get POAS!!

Oh longish hair. Then you can do more with it.

no. Not my hair. (Are we supposed to think/care about our hair, oops) Mitchell's hair.

Trouble with the whole POAS thing is, last year I was a week late twice- did the wee thing, Quite a Few Times, and nothing. This did not give me any reassurance/heaving dose of reality, because when diffed with Molette I was four days late before I got even a sniff of a +. So only made me think Istill stood a chance. Really couldn't feel less pg if I squeezed hard and tried. Is that a symptom?

Has he not forgiven him for the first three Boo?

wow. Major * fail. soz