Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

ps - nice to meet you landgirl and congratulations on the win! and and a bit of !

One for Rie and one for Bitey .

There's lovely.

Glad yr laffing Brownieguide, you need to.

Mahoosive congratulations farmgirl!!! Here's to a serenly uneventful couple of months for you.

brooonbee two words. Implantation dip. (you can't escape the menkul that easily)

And here I was feeling serene and everything. Fucking menkul. Night ladies..

Ha! Look at these
Happy St David's Day bitey! Happy St David's Day Lozza!

Happy St David's Day everyone else

Thanks hymnsandARIAS right back at you!

Morning everyone! In honour of the day, I am wearing www.stockphotography.co.uk/Upload/Stock/Watermarked/10102.jpgthis

Bollocks
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kat Why aren't you living with your gentleman friend? Is he still at school?

The month I won Bear we did the sechs daily until about day 12 then gave up and didn't even touch each other until a couple of days before BFP. We were moving house of course which added to the exhaustion.

St David' Day 96 (?) - I did something very naughty. I picked every single daff I could find and crept around at dawn putting a single one in front of every single door. I must've done around 100.

That's really cute skigeurillagardenerpony

kat I am confused with all your life changing! Happy notice giving, enjoy your last few weeks in work Have you moved or are you moving in with your young man? Pliz to accept this bunch of as a house warming!

Ah that's actually very sweet SkiSofty.

Congrats Farmer! I remember you had fairly low AMH results too, is that right? Take that Daily Heil KAPOW!

SKI!!! Underneath your granite exoskeleton, you're a ball of butter aren't you?

aries - that was the first and last time - I got in to so much trouble for that. It's not a "sweet gesture" - it is apparently, vandalism. Wankers.

I'm going to Wales in less than 2 weeks! Huzzzzzah! First time back since 99!

Tell me about your child hood ski

Bites you massive perv, you.

I have brought my own <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.fish-species.org.uk/puffer-fish/puffer-fish.jpg&imgrefurl=www.fish-species.org.uk/puffer-fish/index.htm&usg=__ITcWoe0x6o8_x5xdnJGG18ePVvM=&h=274&w=350&sz=19&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=CvydDOxmh9L9RM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=220&ei=q-VsTcGYGIW6hAefhOyQDA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpuffer%2Bfish%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1266%26bih%3D831%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C114&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=972&vpy=174&dur=2254&hovh=199&hovw=254&tx=114&ty=113&oei=q-VsTcGYGIW6hAefhOyQDA&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&biw=1266&bih=831" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">feesh as it seems I am not allowed to win one.

Prynhawn Da! Dydd gwyl Dewi happus! Have a on me too.

Bloomin' 'ell KatFace did you have to rain on my parade so soon? There I was thinking 'it must be my baby kicking, the baby dust and baby dancing has done it's work' and you come along with your indigestion diagnosis. I suppose you'll say that my dry-retching this morning was down to getting up at the unGodly hour of 6am rather than early morning sickness won't you? Meh.

BrownGirlInTheRingTraLaLaLaLa glad to hear you sounding upbeat, hope MrBear found some new favourites last night

HorseyNana that daffodil story is sweet, shame the neighbours didn't think so.

I haz brought welsh cakes in (wot I made myself) for my work colleagues today. They luffs me they do. Come by here and you can have one with a [tea]. Oh, who's coat's that jacket? (my Grandad really does say this. as well as 'I'll be there now in a minute' bless him)

oh. welsh birds. happy welsh day.
May your dragons be fire filled and your sheep willing
I was so ill last night, I didn't even cry at OBEM-my head hurt so much it would have exploded with teh release of one tear. Or I would have sprung another one gremlin style. (Sorry, mogwai, ( film pedants)) And totally self inflicted/caused by BBB's poor wine purchasing. I prefer to blame the latter. Am fighting fit today, and embarking on third forth fifth diet of the year so far -this is me being optimistic. Don't they say 5th time's a charm?
downonthefarmridingonabumpytractor whoop whoop and thrice whoop!!!! Fabulous news, lets all nestle you down in our buzwams incubator place to ensure sticky BOC and safe delivery into the Deli.

brownowl hurrah for uneventful normality.

Squeezes all round- am feeling joyful today, must be the sunshine

BTW Am strugling to book rental cottage for wedding in Ayr

Actually, good call VagyMole we should be using 'fablass' as our only superlative of the day, in honour of the

Whilst we're on the subject of lesbians - Michelle Rodriguez. Hubba hubba. I would give her a and a and bite her !

Apparently she is a "predatory lezzer" and should you be in a gay nightspot in NYC you might get lucky.

Welsh cakes truff? There's lovely

I am having omlette for tea in homour of Gwen St David. Which has got me worrying.......

What has happened to pancake day ?????

Have I missed it? I have bought all possible varieties of topping and get excited every Tuesday but it doesn't seem to come!

ski, who is Michelle Rodriguez?

Don't worry Bitey shrove Tuesday is next week (I am giving up chocolate for Lent so count down to deprivation begins....)

Is Michelle Rodriguez the one out of the most recent Alien / Predator film? If not, I have no clue.

We're having pie and mash for dinner, so not really continuing the Welsh theme in our house. We need Oh. Dor. to come and join in with various G&S quotes.

Oh! Dor! Where the fuck are ewe? EWE. Geddit? Geddit?
Geddit?

I am having pasta for tea. Maybe I shall try and make some welsh cakes. However I am famous for being an utter dullard in the kitchen. Then we shall try some more Secs However I think I am laying an egg so needs must and all that. I have also finally found some FFJ. Actually some of my own rather than stuff Salty sent me in a jam jar.

I have a new lesbinum that is Gillian Michaels of the 30 day shred fame- I swear I'd do anything she told me to.

crush

Check out the FFJ on Rie woot woot (etc) Good luck with teh secs. Maybe keep the second had stuff on standby and chuck a bit up there afterwards to keep the swimmers happy.