Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

Gosh well done! Tell me why they prescribe Clomid - they did the same to lozzer who also didn't appear to be having any ovulation problems. Is it koz it's cheep and everyfink? Never mind that - you've won a BAYBEE! How far are you?

Aries Three times? Gosh, I think I saw a film once.

We are going to try and make an effort to have sex this month. Problem is he gets up at 4am - and when he doesn't I get up at 6am. He wants sex at 10pm by which point I am asleep. I would like sex between the hours of 10am and 4pm. Frequently sadly, I am not at home during these hours and he gets all angsty if I shag other people. What Would Judge Judy Do?

Thanks all for your good wishes. It's only very early days yet - found out yesterday and was a day late.

Ski for me, the Clomid was simply to get me to produce more eggs, increasing the chances that one of the swimmers would find one at the right time. We were monitored for our first cycle (four dildocams in a week anyone?) and were allowed to proceed with three mature follicles and a fourth looking possible . Still didn't work. This cycle we weren't monitored so will be pushing for an early scan if the BOC stays in place.

Er... it wasn't all on the same day. Haven't done that since The Early days, when I ended up in A&E with a galloping urine infection. It's more like three times in, you know, four days.

Congratulations Farmhand That is bloomin' luffly news for a Monday morning. Keeping all things crossed crossed for Teflon womble and superglue sticking BOC.

I joined the BESH in September so I think I narrowly missed babyneph's birth Rie but I knew he existed of course, just wasn't sure how old he was. Bet you'll both have a lovely day :)

I'm working late tonight so going in late. And wonder of wonders I got a lie in till 9am. Feel most relaxed.

:o at shagging other people Alpy.

Three times in four days???

Farmgirl am v.v.chuffed for you & may you have the most boring 9 months ever :) Hoorah for the BOC!

Woo hoo for a win, am delighted for you FarmHand and am with PussInBoots may you have the most uneventful 9 months known to BESH.

I am apparently 4DPO, on day 16 - WTF? May the WOOFLing commence....

I don't think we have crossed paths on the thread, Farm but congratulations!

My winning weekend was 3 times in 3 days.

What's this? A win? At the fair? Then you must have this farmgirl I don't think we crossed paths either but congratulations and wishing you forty uneventful, not so much going on here weeks and then a lovely easy sneeze!

ski can you pull a sickie when fertilest?

Just been dying to put that big gold fish up! Have found an extra special one for the next winne!

Oh Bitey I'm even more determined to win now, I wants the fish precious

I think I might bugger off home now, nice and early. TGB is feeling sorry for himself at home on his 3 day hangover. I may not have drank as much as him yesterday but certainly held my own on Friday and Saturday and I was fine this morning

Rie that shagathon truly is the stuff of BESH legend, rather like cigaring, bumsex and the colour chart

Ok, I have been pretending to know for too long. Please, please, someone explain what cigaring is. I know it has to do with CM. But I know no more than that. Go arn, I'll give you some nougat.

Ready for TM Boo?

Cigar - verb - 'to cigar' 'excessive cigaring'

to roll toilet roll into a long cigar shape and poke around in fanjo area. Commonly used near to anticipated droid arrival time, to procure evasive FFJ or to taunt onesself when no hint of a tint is observed following the expected date of droid arrival.

I believe it was ChoChoSan who coined the phrase. It was met with beams of recognition: "Oh I do that too!" It then got very silly

BC (Before Child) I had sex on an almost daily basis. :(

Well get you

Wahey a WIN!!!!!! Congrats Farmgirl :) :) Am very happy indeed for you.
Hoping the next two months pass by uneventfully until you can celebrate the magic 12 week scan day! Does that mean you are making a Halloween Baybee? Or more like a Fireworks Baybee?

I did the deed today and gave in my notice at work. 29 teaching days to go.... What the hell I will do next is a bit of an uncertainty, but hey, in two months I can move in with my man and that will make me very happy indeed :) And will also up the odds of getting a win ;)

Am off to the droid-shy to pelt mine with coconuts. Is a proper literal pain this month. Wine may help with that........

I haz checked. The month of the Winning, we had 5 shags in 7 days which was unprecedented and knackering. This might explain why poor Mr Boots was quite happy to Never Shag Again afterwards.

Truffs I WANT THE FEESH and will fight you for it

kat Hoorah for notice giving! Hoorah again for moving in! I reckon an ironidiff is definitely on the cards. :)

Thanks for t'enlightenment. Am happy. :)

Sex every day. I think I last did that in about 1999 or something Alps. :o

Nice one Kat. You stuck it to the man. (I am channelling Jack Black).

Erm BootyCall I don't think you can win the fish whilst already diffed. That is, unless I've missed some sort of super time saving medical science breakthrough, meaning you can bake two buns simultaneously. The fish is my precious and I wants it.

I feel a bit sick. It's sooooooo a symptom. Whaddaya mean I'm only 4dpo? And no, it's not the piece of chocolate cake I've just gobbled.

Feck it.

Truffs I feel sick too. Mebbe my droid last month was implantation and I will win the fishy despite not being anywhere near white goods this month at all due to my fecking tonsils and shizz. :o

truffs that symptom is called indigestion!
medical science breakthrough is great idea for Beshes. Since we have all left it until wizened, we need miracle catch up technique. A good idea indeed. If I ever get diffed I will have to try this to avoid the ultimate Daily Hate-Mail sin of becoming diffed over 35. It's the only way I'll ever have two by that age! (although just the one would be fine)

bitey I think the fertile sickie is a top plan. A whole new meaning to taking a Duvet Day! And much more entertaining.

I know it's wrong. But Wedding Crashers is on and is making me laff. As is cigar-ing. And the fight over the fish. As is the fact that my DP is out with a friend at a concert and has realised upon arrival that he doesn't like ANY of the performers...

Today I feel like my life is normal, and it's a very nice change. No booze either.

I'm 7DPO and am now feeling a strange pressure in my tummy, which I always get. But am confident that there's nothing to report here as my temp went right down below the coverline this morning. But today, that's fine.