Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

indeed not, Aries, 2 weeks yesterday!

You have all buggered off. What are you doing? Having lives or something?

I'm back now, fancy coming to my den behind t'waltzers Rielightmyfire ?

I am bushed. Early start after copious amounts of wine, then today was back to back 3 year old birthday parties. I am nearly asleep - but must stay awake for Outcasts, which they have shifted to the graveyard slot at 10.25pm.

Oh and just remembered South Riding is on in a mo too. Bet you're glad I came back now aren't you? It's just thrill a minute chez Boo

I must stop drinking all the wine. My body doesn't like it. Good party though.

Hello good evening and winecome
I have discovered that I do not have the patience for a 2ww so I do 1, give up, and then Hit The Sauce!
Mmm- Mitchell with short hair. Discuss.
Well done on the win, ball game wise truff
I,too, like Belgium. I also love Piaf, mostly due to a singer called Caroline Nin, who's gigs I used to frequent muchly at the Edinburgh festival, and who made me weep every time she told the story of Piaf's lover dying.
COngralutlamations Auntieauntiedor- I have much experience in finding that,whilst still being perturbed with the parents and their luck/fertility, them babies what you are blood related to reach through the fog and you just darn love em. Happy cuddling when you meet scrumptious baby Eden (I know someone who's surname is Gardiner, who called their son Eden. He's rich. WHat if he goes to private school? Gardiner? Gardiner? Gardiner Eden?....)

Oh my, I've come over all unneccessary. There is a man who looks like Mitchell in this pub. Good Lord I think I might actually faint (so he can rescue me. Mmmmmmm.)

What a gorgeous thing to say Starry. I nearly died of envy when sis told me she was diffed and now I adore the neph. In fact next week I'm being trusted to look after him for the afternoon

Thanks for congratumulations CuntFeatures but I have to admit to being claret & blue myself. TGB is currently dancing round the pub, with his brother, in their colours, to 5ive. Bless him. I'm sitting at the bar, eating my dinner, chatting to the landlady, drinking champagne and MNing. Perfect!

Oh dear, I really should read more carefully. I also adore my neice and nephews. This also extends to my Godchildren. Beauts. All of them.

How's the going down BrownOwl?

I'm Claret and Blue too as you know Truffs but it's nice to have some victory in the Midlands innit?

How old is the Neph Rie?

Oh don't get me wrong I'm chuffed for them and they deserved to win today. Plus Arsenal are such bad losers it's funny.

Bless my little Blues fans, they've got the Stone Roses on now and are dancing away and singing along having a lovely time.

Bless. Am of your chmapagne. Have spent last 10 mins trying to get MrB to make me a redbush tea.

just been reading about Julia Bradbury getting pregnant at 40 after years of endometriosis.

Medee just came on to say same thing- Hon. BESH: I Think So.
(although I am not massively familiar with her work my BFF has mahhoooosive Lesbo crush on her, so I know she's alright/vsexy)
Am drinking for the sake of it. That's not good is it? (BTW spent day with luffliest of aunts who has 1 DD (23) and they are such a lovely unit, and she's a splendidly resilient intelligent independant young gal, and it makes me feel better about molette still being happy and fulfilled even if she's an 'only' ( and soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much cheaper)
Could carry on, but no one needs drunken waffling on a sunday night, its unclean)

Then there's hope for us all Meds innit?

Boo I've poured you a glass here. Do you fancy some peanuts to go with it?

Ta Truffs, now that's the bedtime drink and snack for a BESH worth her salt :o

Gosh - well done BESHes - what a lot of booze this weekend!

I couldn't wear my fancy shoes to work today as they're the same brand which ripped my feet to shreds on friday night as I staggered home over the cobbles. In retrospect though it was a good idea for me not to wear the 6" stillies as the damage could've been far worse. [dickhead] Although I'd have probably given up and carried them home like a scuzzer.

Are we still talking about Belgium? If so, there's a vending machine literally 15' from me filled with Belgian waffles and stroopwaffels. The diet yoghurt I had 2 hours ago is not going to cut it. :(

Congratulations auntydooooooor - with any luck this will temporarily quell those "when are you going to blah blah?" questions.

Seven months Boobs. Were you here when he arrived? He was really ill at birth, poor little blighter. Had to have an op at 2 days old and everfink. Thankfully he made an indecently hasty recovery.

Am aghast. Have they put Outcasts on at 10.25pm on a Sunday? No wonder I was a bit lost during last Tuesday's episode. Was it not getting the ratings or what?

Hurrah for Bradbury.

Erm, hello everyone.
I think a few of you may still remember me - I've been lurking for a longtime and went properly AWOL when Drs gave me a medical diagnosis of "old & barren".

All I can say is:
1 - they can be wrong
2 - don't give up drinking gin ...

Farmbird !

Do you have news? Hmm? Hmm? Can I punch you in the kidneys or have I missed the boat on that?

Hello Farmgirl, great to see you and llongyfarchiadau!! Brilliant news, you must be chuffed.

Remind me and our new readers how old and barren you were again? Tell us everything pliz.

W00t! We have a winner! Chin chin!

As aries says, tell us more, tell us more, like did it happen in a car?

I am 38, DH is 43 and we got married in Sept 09, so trying really for about 16 months. Have enjoyed numerous dildocams, HSG and investigations along the way. This was second round of Clomid for us (not to "treat" anything as I didn't have PCOS) but just to up the odds a little. My blood test results were not good, so we weren't too hopeful.

Just shows - the power of the BESH will win in the end for us all!

We can't stop giggling when we catch each other's eye. All seems a little surreal at the moment.

It's not too early for a glass of is it?

That's triffic - I'm dead pleased for you and more than a little encouraged as I am in comparison a spring chicken. Or an early summer one anyway. So do you put it down to the Clomid or just perseverance? Did you do anything else, like eat Brazil nuts ? >

We have had Teh Secs three times already and only on day 13 What? What? That's a lot isn't it?

I put it down to getting properly pissed on Valentines day, followed by sharing a bottle of champagne last weekend.

Just been taking Clomid and folic acid and gin.

Am very impressed with THREE times in a day Rie