No Science. Just Shagging. Them's the rules! Thread for the Viroids.

[NervousNelly]

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (But it does work).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.
OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on that one!

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Part 5 Graduates:
TakeThatLady - BFP
Vallinna - BFP
SingingMog - BFP
aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP
Eskarina - BFP

Part 6 Graduate
Reality

So we really need a super fertile thread this time Viroids! Come on, Shag Capes at the ready :)

Practically and Katee So so pleased for you both!! Huge congratulations!

Sorry not been around much. ERTD has finally left the building. So the Shagging is supposed to commence... or that was the plan until manshape became poorly ill. He'll be better in a couple of days, finger crossed it's only a bug.

Hope everyones ok

Sorry to hear that Foghorn - your body knows you're TTC!!

dee - I'm sure your DH will feel better in a few days...you can still catch your window!!

And Practically - there is a JSing graduates thread over on antenatal clubs, if you wanted more of the same!

Morning everybody!

Hope you feel better soon Foghorn and that Manshape is back to his JSing self dee.

I am feeling a bit bleurgh today, but I think ERTD is on its way (due Saturday I think) . Sore boobs, crampy tummy. It's funny as I have been trying not to symptom spot, but for the last few days I've had a funny tightening feeling high in my tummy, and a wee bit of a rash on my tummy and chest. Read somewhere about rashes caused by oestrogen surge! Sure it's ERTD coming though.

Morning all. What a lot has happened on this thread since I last checked in! Massive congratulations on the BFPs Practically and Katee!

By the way Got2Dance I was on a diet both times I got pregnant before, so I think of it like a charm.

I think I've been ov'ing recently...so now it's the wait and see. Have major job interview in a couple of weeks and now feeling in two minds about whether it would be convenient to be pg at exactly this point in time...

morning all.

JSing without last night, very nice

not so happy this morning, though, cos i think i slept funny and have a very painful shoulder. :(

sorry to those with ERTD :(

Oh nickel, I guess you have to take the rough with the smooth! Hope your shoulder eases up a bit.

thanks!
i can't tilt my head to the right. [owwwww]

Nasty. Just don't tilt your head! Mine shoulders ache, but thats cos of legs/bums/tums :)

Sister in again for induction #2. Bless her - she's fed up now. Fed up with her DH too, TBH!!

Best friend had her baby yesterday. Very cute picture she sent me.

ooh.
scary stuff

managed to watch a whole episode of one born every minute last night.
with DH - i told him that he might not like it, but he seemed to take it in his stride.

sorry, to make it clear, the lady in OBEM had an induction, that's why i linked the two!

You must be really excited G2D. Surely this time.......

I sympathise about exercise related aches. I was a real gym bunny at uni, but I'm now sitting eating a bag of McCoy's crisps! I still blame my wobbly bits on having DS, and he's 7 now!

Anyone think my strange "tight" feeling in my tummy, and the funny rash could be symptoms? Or am I just losing the plot??

Will keep my fingers crossed for you bambam, if I stretch up my abs feel quite tight, so it might be something! When is ERTD due?

TBH - have never heard of a rash being a pg symptom (but then what do I know, never been pg!!). And i get a tight feeling before ERTD. Sorry to rain on your symptom parade!! When are you due?

Wasn't the forcep bit horrid on OBEM?

Thanks Katee. I honestly don't think it's a symptom. I'm due on Saturday I think. I just feel a bit out of sorts.

I kid you not, my whole body seems to be turning bluey/green, there's veins everywhere... green cleavage, lovely

that's what GetOrfLoiLand had - she wasn't PG

what was it then nickel?

dunno

i think it might have just been normal ERTD symptoms.
she never said - i think she was very itchy too.

Katee - have you POASd again since the other day?

just for confirmation, you understand

The reason GOML thought she was PG was because of the boobs, which Foghorn has confirmed, so we weren't convinced that she was neg when she was iyswim....

see, now i'm confusing myself!

Ladies. I have returned as my former self. For those who were new to the last thread (err...the majority!!) I am Got2Dance, but I name changed cos I thought my sister was following the thread and so knowing my news. So I changed to G2D to throw her off the scent. Seems it hasn't worked, but she has promised she doesn't look at the thread. So I figured I may as well go back to who I am really. I hate dancing, you see!!!!!

And she still hasn't had the baby. Poor thing!

positive tests since Friday (have poas daily... just for confirmation ) only two left now though, so rationing them! Seeing the doc on Tuesday, hopefully will take me seriously, have a tendency to treat me as if I'm an idiot!

Ooh, miffles! It felt so naughty and when you were in disguise! Miffles suits you better
katee, every day!

they were cheapies, I'm not made of money nickel ha ha was for peace of mind more than anything! Still not up to full strength though, but I read that the average hcg level is only 21 at this point.

miffles I would never have guessed it (being a new comer!)