No Science. Just Shagging. Them's the rules! Thread for the Viroids.

[NervousNelly]

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (But it does work).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.
OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on that one!

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Part 5 Graduates:
TakeThatLady - BFP
Vallinna - BFP
SingingMog - BFP
aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP
Eskarina - BFP

Part 6 Graduate
Reality

So we really need a super fertile thread this time Viroids! Come on, Shag Capes at the ready :)

We don't normally have this many natural disasters on top of each other, is a fab place to be Foghorn .

I'm still not expecting ERTD until next week, but have engaged in some light-hearted symptom spotting to amuse myself with today - I was a bit crampy earlier in the week (implantation, you understand ), yesterday I battled nausea and dizzyness and today I've got the dizzyness with the runs (is there such a thing as TMI on this thread?). And a headache yesterday and today. So of course I'm pg... at least until the evil red witch comes and spoils my fun next week .

ooh, Practically - symptoms, we like symptoms.

that is against the rules though!!

Your symptoms sound exactly like my symptoms.
(apart from the runs - i didn't have the runs)

Yep they sound familiar to me tooooooo

hi everyone

Don't know if you remember me from the last thread. DP and I have decided to put TTC on the back seat for a while as we focus on moving, and me potentially changing jobs (a necessity, which is a shame as I really love my job ) and overall I don't have the mental energy to spend so much of my time obsessing about focusing on TTC...

Good luck to you all though, I'll keep my fingers crossed that this is a lucky thread for you all

Oh Cheeser - hope to see you back here soon.

This really is a mind fuck, isn't it? I know were not obsessing or anything, but still. Every fucking month.

Ah, but see this is light-hearted symptom spotting . So more a bending of the rules and I've taken with a pinch of salt... and there's not much else to do as DD is sleeping, plus DH is away with work and my shag cape is gathering dust in the corner. And on a Friday night

Yes, mind fuck is the right expression. EVERY month I'm thinking 'ooh this could be it' 'if we have sex tonight it's a definite' 'well we had sex at the right time so the ERTD definitely won't appear' 'oh look it's here oh well, next month'.

Plus DP is to-ing and fro-ing about whether now is the right time and to be honest I can't be bothered with it all just at the moment. I'm just going to try to put it to the back of my mind and if it happens, it happens. But then if I leave my job I'll have to wait ages before we're financially able to have a baby so will have to go back on the pill . Anyway. Rant over. Good luck to you lovely viroids

oh, blimey, that's 2 drop-outs!
:(

sorry you're leaving too, cheeser .

Hi cheeser long time no see! Hope the move and job change all go smoothly for you! Pop back and see us all won't you?

xx

I just poas randomly, following a BFN this morning (working from home today, so absolutely no self control) left it in the bathroom for the requisite 5 mins and came back to find the faintest of faint lines... about 0.1 mm thick, but a line... woooop!

Ooh, exciting katee!! When were you due to test?

Don't be too hasty, its only microscopic, but compared it to this mornings neg pee stick and there is def something there.

No idea when ERTD due - had thought next thurs, FF gives tues... so v. early (11 DPO)... hoping for a stronger line tomorrow, will keep you posted!

Still though - YAY!!

Ohhh.... 'citing!!!

When DH and i had the IVF that actually worked i tested positive 9 DPO. But then it was triplets

And with dd i tested on about 10DPO. BFN. came back to it an hour or so later and there was a line there. And that line is now sat reading her Gruffalo book.

With ds3 i think i tested about 11DPO, and it came up BFP staight away.

Good luck, Kateepie

Beware of the dreaded evap line though foghorn! I thought the same, which is partly why I left it there - seeing all the dye stream straight to the test line always depresses me!

I keep looking at it just in case I dreamt it (won't come out on photo either)

Just hoping it lasts long enough to show dp when he gets home!

How am I ever going to get any work done now???

blimey, katee that was quickj

best not to POAS today - maybe try again with FMU tomorrow.

how exciting!

I shall do that nickel makes all the nearly puking last two days worth it!

foghorn if I remember rightly I am on day 23 of ?26 or 28.

oh and thank you all for sharing my excitement, I think I would burst if I couldn't tell anyone!

you were probably PG earlier than you think

we're all very excited!