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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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No Science. Just Shagging. Them's the rules! Thread for the Viroids.

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NervousNelly · 03/02/2011 13:48

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (But it does work).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.
OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on that one!

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome!

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Part 5 Graduates:
TakeThatLady - BFP
Vallinna - BFP
SingingMog - BFP
aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP
Eskarina - BFP

Part 6 Graduate
Reality

So we really need a super fertile thread this time Viroids! Come on, Shag Capes at the ready :)

OP posts:

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 09:54

Morning everybody!

Welcome back as your old self Miffles. It was all very secret squirrel with your name change! Your poor sister must be so fed up now. Hope there is an appearance today.

Katee - I was exactly the same when I had DS. Ex hubby got quite furious about the amount of money I was "wasting". DP and I are pretty skint, but I know he wouldn't mind, as he is lovely!

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 10:20

DH is like that, BamBam , when we bought our piss-sticks, it was because I was convinced that my period wasn't actually a period, so we boughyt piss-sticks and sanitary towels at the same time!
I was the one umming and ahhing, but he said it was okay.

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 10:24

I think they just don't get how much it messes with your head nickel. They don't have the same constant nagging thoughts going on, driving them insane!

DP really is lovely though. Sorry to gush on, but ex was really so nasty and bullying sometimes, so I really appreciate who I'm with now.

Cheers to fabulous OHs!

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 10:36

hear hear!
My ex was a complete twat, too.
never realised quite how bad he was till i'd left - I am a stubborn ole cow, so refused to be ground down by him. Never realised that's what he was trying to do.

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 10:45

Sounds so familiar nickel. By the time I left him, I felt so stupid and ugly. I'm neither of those things , but you don't realise at the time. Never understand why you'd want to be with someone just to make them feel crap.

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 10:57

he did spend all his time talking me down - even if front of friends and my family.
my mum and dad used to constantly moan about what he said to me.
he used to "shh" me lots when he thought I was talking too much or too loudly (my family all talk too much and too loudly! ), and i ended up picking it up. I found myself "shhing" my own family. :(

and, I have this thing where if I think looks nice, or have obviously made an effort, I like to compliment them to their face. Anyway, once, we were at a pub, and I saw a lady who just looked immaculate - her hair was done up beautifully and she was just shining (all happy, you see), and i told him I was going to tell her she looked beautiful. He actually told he I should not go and tell her that because I would make myself look stupid.
I was determined I wanted to tell her how lovely she looked, so I went up to her when we were about o go home (so he couldn't stop me) and I told her she looked immacualte and her hair was beautiful. and then i apologised for telling her.
:(

these two things have been bugging me for years

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 10:57

(sorry, I meant I apologised to the lady for telling her)

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 09/02/2011 11:17

Just popped in to say hello and see how you all were. Good to see you're back to you're oldself Miff's and is that some BFPs I see? Congratulations and see you on the grad board soon

Anyway I was just being nosey, happy shagging viroids xx

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 11:21

I think it's really lovely when people compliment total strangers like that nickel. I have wanted to do that so many times, but I am quite a shy soul and always chicken out. You have inspired me, because I know how happy I would feel if it happened to me.

I ended up being rotten to my family too, because I knew he would get all huffy if I spent too much time with them. He was jealous of everything, and really hated that I had been to uni and he hadn't. I think that's why he put me down, to make himself feel better. But it's no way to live.

I'm glad that's all behind us now nickel. You always sound like such a happy soul now.

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 11:42

I am happy now :)
I laugh to myself when I think how different DH and ex are. DH is just so kind and tolerant. He's really quiet, and he had a huge shock when he met my family for the first time. I was so scared of it, because of how much of a twat ex always was about them, and was worried that he'd be upset at how loud they are. But DH was lovely, he laughed with them, he chatted with them, he got on with them .
Afterwards he said that they were loud, but that's okay because he liked them and thought they were funny.
in opposition to ex's opinion that my family were like pre-neanderthals who hadn't learned to interact with people (and he talked about them as if they were scum. )

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 11:59

Aw nickel, I'm glad you are happy now. It's so hard when you feel torn between family and OH, and especially if it's so unreasonable. I'm happy now too, and it would be so perfect if DP and I could have a baby together. DS calls him dad sometimes now. He doesn't even see his real dad now (it's a long and horrible story), but both me and him are a lot happier and settled for it.

Hope we aren't putting the other viroids off with our big love-in this morning! It's very quiet in here today.

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 12:05

it is very quiet in here....

normally, i arrive and you've all been going for ages without me!

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 12:22

I know! I can't log on until after I've got DS to school, and there's usually some early bunnies who have been posting since about 6am!

Hellllooooo viroids! Anyone there?

kateepie2 · 09/02/2011 13:19

I'm here! Has anyone heard from nelly recently? tis her thread after all!

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 14:15

Hi Katee! Lovely to see someone else around today. I've never known it to be so quiet.

Hope you are still feeling fine!

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 16:17

she hasn't bee on since Friday.

i'll have a look to see if she's on MN in general...

nickelbabe · 09/02/2011 16:18

sorry, it was sunday, her last post.

she's not been on MN at all this week.

BamBam21 · 09/02/2011 16:22

'Tis a mystery - where be nelly?

Miffles · 09/02/2011 22:48

Hello!!!!

I have NEWS!! My sister had her baby yesterday. At 8.30pm. And I only left her at the hospital at 6.20pm. She was having some pains, but nothing major at all. Obv got worse, waters broke at 7.30 then she went to fully dilated and baby within an hour. Yowzers!!

And she is a big baby - 10lb 5oz

brightcopperkettles · 09/02/2011 23:10

Wonderful news, Miffles!

brightcopperkettles · 09/02/2011 23:11

, sorry, I have name changed from PracticallyImperfect and forgot to reintroduce myself :).

kateepie2 · 10/02/2011 08:28

Glad the baby finally popped miffles! How did you get on with sulky DH? I have to admit I go a bit like that sometimes

hi to brightcopperkettles - good name

BamBam21 · 10/02/2011 09:21

Oh brilliant news Miffles! What a whopper of a baby though !!

Great new name bright.

FoghornLeghorn · 10/02/2011 09:24

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BamBam21 · 10/02/2011 09:36

DS was 8lb 9.5oz, and I thought he was big!

Just glad your sister and the wee one are fine Miffles, and that you finally got your cuddle. Hope your DH is back to himself again too!

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