Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

Hi everyone - s'been a cuople of days, I wasn't all that prolific on the last thread so will try to be more of a joiner this time.

I have a corset. It's bright pink though. Need to go and roll in some leaves and make it a bit more autumnal. I'll wear it with leggings and brown boots and sit on a log sipping Laudanum (Is that how you do it?).

So now you all know what I'm wearing.

Droid came yesterday - early here too Salty must be something to do with the moon.

Hi Princess - how early? The Moon? What, so I have to factor in The Moon, as well as doing counting. FFS. I knew I should've concentrated harder in physics lessons.....

Aw shucks thanks for all good wishes BESHerinos, am pleased to report my nurse is doing a sterling job. He even went out to buy me roast beef monster munch just because I fancied some (am thinking this bodes well for midnight galaxy ripple cravings when diffed!)

Salts early droid = shitter and the frustration at cycle being out I totally get. Was my feeling a couple of weeks ago. In hindsight at least it saved me from extended woofling. Am now charting although think it will really take a while to get good at it.

Am a little lost with the Byron chat so am going to spend my day off tomorrow swotting up as I can't venture much further than the sofa!

P.S I also have a corset. It is gold with black lace overlay. Classy innit.

Truffles - this is the sum total of my Byron knowledge:
a) he was an opium fiend
b) he was a tart and mad, bad and dangerous to know
c) he had Byronesque curls
d) oh yes, he wrote poetry - She walks in beauty like the night.

That's it.

OOOh I do love corsets. Being somewhat overweight they squeeze everything squishy into something all lovely - some goes in and some goes up.

Look at this one Splendide, non?

To be honest I blame the moon for a lot of stuff. Pesky fickle fucker.

Aha! My droid started early but also now finished early. Obviously he has buggered off to find salted crisps . Fucking droid.

Mmm, opium. Absinthe too? Can we have absinthe? Or is that the wrong era?

threehundredandfortyenglishpounds

I would want value for money. I would demand a definite Win the month after buying that.

Absinthe is on the money, era-wise Owl.

You too with the early Droid...what IS going on? Perhaps we're all trying to sychronise in preparation for the MAD?

Absinthe, corsets... I'm coming over all Moulin Rouge.

Yes, is very spensive that one. It's so lovely :)

God I want to be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I'd walk it, walk it, I tell you. But they no longer have fastest finger fast . How do you get to be on?

Must get one of those corsets. Any perhaps on Ebay? Though I would require some considerable padding in the boobular area.

i too own a corset, it was purchased to be worn at boos hen do and I imagine will never see the light of day again.

truffleskin ouch ouch to your back, i had some disk (or facet joint, medical types can not agree which) ishoos this time last year so I feel your pain. Sure some opiates would be good for that, non?

salts sorry to hear the rosey hued bastard approacheth your stubbly fields :o (unless, of course, dare I mention implantation bleeding?) sorry, sorry, naughty salad will not feed the menkul...

Love the new thread rierie can we also install Gabriel Oak in the hay loft? Or perhaps we could convert his shepherds hut into a rudimentary pit.

HB you were right on t'other thread, I am now reaping that which I have sewn, I must have angered the vom god.

I think you have to offer to sleep with Chris Tarrent.

Salty no, no frigging egg laying yet. Day 28 now.

Loving the look of corset but wouldn't it be a bit uncomfy? It makes your waist 4 inches smaller! Might stick to my greying, saggy bottomed, holey pants and oversized teddy bear nightie for nighttime attire. How could he resist?

No you wouldn't, as the four inches of waist you're losing according to the blurb under the picture (yikes) would probably end up further up! Hurrah!

Beep! Beep! Pony reversing!

I got one off ebay from a store called 'corsets boulevard' (I had a Burlesque themed hen weekend last year. 'Twas very good. You lot would have loved it. All girls in underwear in a farmhouse in Ross on Wye - corsets and cocktails).

Can I recommend watching last night's Inbetweeners on Sky+ and then immediately switching over to Masterchef, where they are discussing doughnuts. Beautifully arranged doughnuts. With wonderful custard fillings. It's the televisual equivalent of strawberries bringing out theflavour of the champagne.

Absinthe! Yaaaay!

First one to find a worm gets a grope from me!

you know what that is for, madam salad. I am doing an excellent job of not doing menkul whilst my body plays fucking tricks with me.

Disclaimer: I do find the Inbetweeners a bit rude though. I have to watch it with my fingers in front of my eyes sometimes. BBB adores it- am in fact married to 17 year old adolescent. Hey, am Cougar!

Moley , Mr Shoes can't watch the Inbetweeners, I think it brings back hideous memories of his teenage years. I dread to think what he was like in his teenage years. Thank fuck they are lost to the sands of time

Please can we dress up Richard Armitage as the green man or something. I'd love to have him in this thread.

Can't watch nuffink starfacebeaver 'cos MrBoo (that will have to do as I can't think of anything funnier) is playing Halo on his x box as he thinks it unfair that I dominate both laptop and TV.

Here is some stuff on the moon for you Saltlick - much more of an interesting read than any old fuddy duddy physics lesson. Imagine me reading it to you wearing that corset and pointing to the moon with a whip.

Oh dear God that link seemed ok but on closer inspection it seems to be trying to make women pay for a hippy 'Personal Lunar fertilty report'. Sorry for fueling any menkul.

(Although I amy get away with it as this is an autumnal paganish thread with drugs in it and everything).

Ah yes I have recently read a book where someone was playing Byron in a one-man west end play called 'Mad, bad and dangerous to know'

I've been prescribed Diazepam as a muscle relaxant (very low dose, I checked withy physio and he's assured me there's no risk of me getting loopy drug addiction ) so might chuck in some opiates, absinthe, whatever's going really. Am going to a wedding next Friday so really hoping will be ok for that. This weekend coming is prime SWI time but TGB assures me that 'bonking my husband' is not on the banned activities list and we will find a way!

That's what I love about a corset, provides the rest of the hourglass to go with my massive boobies