Avast Behind! Full of salty seamen and buxom lasses, the Gin Palais is heading off in search of Pirate Booty! For those brave BESHly wenches in their 30’s, TTC since the Black Death.

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Ahoy Gin Hags, behold the Hendrick?s Palais, the finest sea goin? vessel that ever left these God forsaken shores. Packed with comely wenches and salty seamen, I be lookin? for a BESHly crew to travel the seas in search of booty. Land lubbers lackin? a twisted disposition need not apply.

Let me shiver yer minges with tales of the fearsome Droid Monster, who raises his bloody head each month, and the dreaded 2WOOFL, where the vaguest signs can be espied from the top o? the Crow?s Nest.

Get ye to the Brig, yer scurvy dogs, where Roger the Cabin Boy will see to yer needs, or apply the Cat O? Nine tails to yer britches if ye should mutter the oaths of Babydust.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho(es).

gin 20 wks diffed poo laying in about 11 wks . Have I been in a time travelling machine or sommat? How the fuck did that happen?

x-posts - you 20 wks as well muse? Bloody hell.

Pliz to not mention mothers when talking of diffs - I'm yet to tell mine. Eeek! I swear, her & dad did such a number on me when I was younger in the "come home diffed & we'll kill you" lecture, that even at the grand old age of 38 I'm bricking it Mr Loz has even offered to tell them for me.

Yep, 20 weeks on Sunday. I do not know where the time has gone. Tis very scary.

In your case, Muse, through a veil of vomit, n'est ce pas?

Also 20 weeks (on Thursday). Scan not til 19th, though...

Oh it is all VERY excite! Droms, will you find out what flavour? I am fairly certain I shall, on the principle that I don't really buy into the whole 'I want a surprise' thing. It's kind of 50/50, non? Triplets, one of each: now THAT would be surprising .

However, as with all things diffular, I don't know, never having been pregnant. We shall see, eh?!

Ha, very much so Scorps. I am actually off work this afternoon as vommed this morning and have felt awful ever since.

Banger You've made me lol & lol with and "and if there is one job where you can't really be caught on duty fucking a big-breasted blonde in a public lav in Soho, it's probably his!"

Nearly time for a new fred. Any plans? Any suggestions? How about a MAD theme now Autumn is here. I know, I know....can some wordsmith create something along the lines of "season of mists and mellow fruitfulness", but with a BESH theme obv. HB, I'm looking at yow.

Ha! I'll give it a go if no other takers . However must point out I did one a few weeks back innit...

But you know about about poetry and stuff

Right I' ON IT. Give me a moment!

Howziss?

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season every fruitful indeed.

Shall I? Shall I?

Head that last day of school story is hilarious! I was a proper swot and loved school so was fairly upset to be leaving for sixth form. We did the obligatory egg and flouring, followed by dancing in the fountain snd finished off with pints of snake bite and black at the only bar in town that would serve kids in uniform.

Am interested at how many PESHes want to find out the baby flavour at 20 week scan. Am not sure what I'd do

So I'm at home this afternoon after a bit of a drama queen morning. Have suffered with disc problems after a previous injury and to cut a long story short, this morning I had to call an ambulance as I fell and couldn't get myself off the floor. So the lovely paramedics got me up (with much swearing and a little gas & air) and took me in for pain killers by injection and a large prescription for anti-spasmodics, anti-inflammatories and pain meds. I also have a few heat patches on to try to ease the trapped nerve pain. On the positive side I am watching crap TV and TGB is coming home early to 'look after me' Oh the drama!

Wonderful - do it, at once! As long as you reference the bit about stubble-plains being touched with rosy hue, which reminds me VERY STRONGLY of someone getting their droid

OH noes Truffle that is not wonderful at all . You poor, poor thing. I hope you'll be doing nothing but eating chocolate and fondling moonbeams until you are fully recovered.

Har, I do have fond memories of that day. I was a fucking nightmare at school - several teachers openly admitted to loathing me. Didn't go to lessons, and when pressed as to why politely pointed out that there wasn't much point . Got into fearful trouble for truancy. Happy days....

I've only done the first verse and it's up! Feel free to add more verses and stanzas and all manner of other literary things. I'm afraid I had to Google even verse 1 .

Now to waste some posts.

Fuck Trumping, you poor thing! That sounds very painful indeed :(

Rie you simply must!

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