We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

This wasn't posted by a member of our crew was it?!

My Husband can't BD

no way! That sounds like someone is taking the piss! That can't be true!

bonkers hello and congrats! hang on in there!

Good luck tomorrow brassica I'm sure they'll have seen it all before if you go there with a bit of...erm... extra fluid :)that's why you are there isn't it?! hope it all goes well for you.

nomorechoc LOL at the app-free fanjo!

Bonkers - congrats, hope all stays well. Sorry to keep asking for explanations but what is DPO?

Days Past Ovulation. For a no acronymn thread we manage our fair share

Ahhh so BD means Baby Dance. My brain always read that as Bonk D (down? I never got that far). Think I stick to JS. Mind you I used to think AF stood for something like Aweful Flow (actually my brain would read Autumn Flow, one of my fav albums), but felt that was surely wrong.

Off to bed with a Black Books and DH to brew me a good batch of ramekin juice

I am glad you where nice NoMore as I always feel bad when peps just pitched in!

Thanks Coyboy. I know what it's like to go looking for help when in an irrational state of mind and just ending up burnt. Good on you for admitting to past problems. It's easy to think you're the only one going through something like that, when in fact you're not.

In other news my POAS gave the expected BFN. So now waiting until Saturday which will take me to 17DPO, the DPO I finally got my BFP last month. Am feeling positive about this one (haha, sorry that wasn't on purpose much).

Morning everyone, sorry I can?t mention everyone as there?s been so much going on since I was last here on Friday!

Welcome to all the newbies!

Brassica that text sounds like just the thing I need to send my DH when the time comes again, he complains it?s no fun when it?s planned but I proved him wrong last time, that sort of text might just get him in the mood

Anyway, has been a weird weekend here ? had slight ov pains on day 14ish in left side, but then on day 16 they were really really bad and I could hardly walk! After ?lazing about on the settee?resting it was better so we JSed just in case. Haven?t had any pant snot so not sure what?s going on. Have been off pill three months and been regular as clockwork so far. Just have to wait and see what happens on 17th, which is when ERTD is due.

Hope everyone is doing ok

Goodness people were harsh on that thread! I'm retreating for cover back over here.

More pant snot today, woohoo! And shagged like a good'un last night, despite having earlier got unreasonably stressed about my windscreen wiper breaking

Loving the radioactive, porn star, app-ed up fanjos. Mine is boringly bling-less. Just a plain old pretty snotty fanjo . Good luck today brassica - let us know how it goes.

Hope the ramekin-juice brewing went well nomore Can you get a kit for that?

Cross-posted josie. Sounds like you might have snuck some sperm in there just in time.

Loving the coyboy typo by the way! Coy boys are exactly my type

Fecking internet losing my post. Grrrr

Something about hopeful onset of babymush brain to explain terrible spelling of late and needing a Kipper.

And hoping TakeThat's 'boys' aren't to coy

Ha ha. I thought Mark Owen was coy (hence my name) but as it turns out, not so much!

Well, I get myself all worked up, took the mega antibiotics which give me the shits and a big dose of pain killers. I get nearly naked and gowned up. Only to be told that radioactive-fanjo machine is broken!!

Consultant not too bothered worried as it was only a "rule things out" test. But he doesn't know when it's going to be fixed. Plus at CD10 I've missed the wondow for the proceudre this month now.

Thank fuck we shagged last night

I think I normally ov around CD 13 so we'll be SWI on days 12-14. Donning shag-cape with a Zorro flourish!!

Oooo Brassica work that shag cape!

I might indulge myself tonight as I'm cooking for us both, and though I don't cook often, when I do it's usually good! Though DH might argue that my baking is better. I so wish I could be yummy mummy in Kath Kidson flowery apron, cooking and baking and looking after little 'uns all day.....

Oh, by the way, we picked up that baby stuff from SiL last sat, it made me quite sad when I put the bouncer together with all the little toy bits. I avoided the cot though luckily there was no mattress or bedding as that might have been too much! It's all in the loft now so I can't touch it

AGH i hate this....want to test again but said i wouldnt till Thursday......Didnt tell DH last night about the +test but think im gonna have to say something tonight!

bonkerz sorry I've lost track a bit - is your period actually late? If so, I say test away! (If not, wait til Thursday )

am due today.....no sign of period though! have just told dh about the test yesterday and we both think we will wait till thurs to test again

You should probably wait. I wasted two tests last time when I could have saved myself some money by just waiting. I'd only be able to wait until tomorrow if I was you though

I just want something to happen now, so far no positive test (did one yesterday)and no AF which was due yesterday and I want to get on with the shaggin!

Might tempt fate later and pounce on DH as need to butter him up as planning a new tattoo and ot sure what he will think!

Takethatlady: I dodnt notice that one.

No coyboys here as picked that name as DH's fav stripping song is Kid Rock Cowboy!

I just read that thread and replied! I was trying to be nice, but now I feel like a bit of a chump in case it was a fake! My DH can't finish either, so we have to be a bit creative in that department, ha!

Its CD14 here, oooooooh. Shag cape firmly attached. Had some pant snot today - but I understand there is varying degrees of colour and 'elasticity'?! How do you decide if its creamy-clear or just creamy? And when is 'stretchy' stretchy enough? I don't even remember looking when we were TTC our little boy!

Just driving myself mental here. 9DPO and sore boobs for five days, really hurting, emotional and just want to KNOW. Might do a test tomorrow even though of course it will be negative because I just feel I want to do SOMETHING. I really don't want these sore boobs though - if this is a new "thing" I'm going to have every month I think I will have to cut them off.

Things I Have Learned About Myself This Month: I am pathologically impatient and probably need medication.

Lol hardertokidnap join the club!

crochetgirl, for me it's like if I've blown my nose into a tissue after I've been swimming or eaten chilli - it's so stretchy and wet it's on the verge of runny, and it's almost colourless and transparent. It looks identical to that. Sorry tmi !!

at hardertokidnap

Brassica can't believe the fanjo machine is broken!

11 dpo here... do i expect my period 14-ish days after ov or do i count from the start of my cycle? there's 5 days' difference!! that's, like, a century in the world of ttc-ing!
Anyone know?

You should expect the Red Tide Of Doom about 14 DPO ish.