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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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BrassicaBabe · 13/10/2010 19:04

Hoo-fecking-ray *vallinna!! V pleased you've got the top man on the case and that he sounds like someone you can work with. Very pleased that things are now moving! Grin

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BrassicaBabe · 13/10/2010 19:14

ATM back on the warpath about OPKs and Clomid. They worked for me

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Miffles · 13/10/2010 19:22

I love you guys!!! Have read, laughed, smiled and felt warm inside as I caught up on the tread - all 24 hours of it!!

Must now go out, but had to thank you all for your support and humour. Really do love each and everyone of my fellow JSers (yes, of course that still includes you, vallinna!)

Great news to have been heard Vallinna and please PIAR b2b and glad no bad news from BB and NMCB and glad to hear from TT and SRS and Nelly and and and ...Josie - cut it and enjoy it. And cremegg good to have you on board and sorry if I missed anyone. And I really must dash now...!!!

xx

Miffles · 13/10/2010 19:22

(and I agree, furkling must appear in the new title!)

milanomum · 13/10/2010 20:56

So glad you got some decent care for a change Vallinna and have come out of it feeling positive. There is now a plan, which can only be a good thing. Please don't go away!

It seems that writing down what I was thinking was enough to bring on the red fecker... well...I think it's here. I wish there was a tap you could turn on and it would just start instead of this headf*cking dribble (sorry if TMI Blush) so all that excitement was for nothing in the end... boo hiss once again.
I think we need famous people's hairstyles to compare Josie...
what about...this?

or
this?

P.S. furkling is a must for new thread!

BrassicaBabe · 13/10/2010 21:12

I'll spare you the "it's not over until it's over" milano. But of course it isn't Grin

I was aiming for <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.tvthrong.co.uk/files/u1465/emma%2520willis.jpg&imgrefurl=www.tvthrong.co.uk/blog/uktvobsessed%3Fpage%3D23&usg=__-4Mjp6t7C0X--XvCsnYEricLax4=&h=360&w=480&sz=17&hl=en&start=27&zoom=1&tbnid=4gwSaCIUO3roCM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=170&prev=/images%3Fq%3Demma%2Bwillis%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1362%26bih%3D595%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C429&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=644&vpy=155&dur=3135&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=156&ty=77&ei=9xG2TL2lO8eOjAfJxom2Aw&oei=7RG2TIOBMcmFswaMzfWwCA&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:27&biw=1362&bih=595" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this Josie So far it's been easy to manage with the help of straightners

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milanomum · 13/10/2010 21:15

Shall i just poas anyway? just to rule it out as a possibilty add to the madness? :)

BrassicaBabe · 13/10/2010 21:22

oooh, now there's a question. I don't want to whip up any madness as a BFN is no fun at all.

But if you fancy it POAS! Grin

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vallinnapod · 13/10/2010 21:34

I have just taken my pill (as in mycrogyon) - feels like such a stupid thing to do!! Wonder if I have to do the whole 3 weeks? Seems so silly when I want the opposite! Even sillier that for the first 2 weeks of the treatment I'll be taking something to suppress ovulation - my ovaries will vanish if they suppress themselves any further!

I'd also hate to encourage peeing on anything but....!

HarderToKidnap · 13/10/2010 22:02

One bit of brown discharge this pm. Nowt since. Boobs getting more tender but temps dropping.

Woo, vallinna!! That is an ace plan and I look forward to your exciting 2ww escapades! Also getting excited about Josie's POAS window...

Eskarina · 13/10/2010 22:15

It's been a busy day on here! Hasn't anyone else been at work? Or can you all secretly MN from the office? I'm a teacher and I can just imagine what the Head would say if I were to venture on during the day. Or worse would be one of the kids hacking into my internet history and finding it. They are only 3&4, but some are rather tech-savvy!

Valinna I'm glad you got someone who could finally talk some sense. At least you are being taken seriously and there's a clear path ahead of you. For what it's worth, no-ne would be getting anywhere near my ovaries with a laser either!

TTL It was me worrying about not ovulating the other day, but it was more in a depressed grump than a serious worry sort of way. I'm pretty sure I didn't ovulate last month, and the weird bleeding pattern I had sort of fits in with that. Then I got worried that I was having another month without ovulating, but it's only CD19 and as my cycles are tending to 35 days or so then it's a bit early anyway. But if I have another weird month spotting/bleeding wise I shall be straight down the Dr's.

Am shattered, and DH has just turned me down for JS saying he's too tired. It's not supposed to be that way round. Still, he's promised he'll try harder tomorrow. Confused

milanomum · 14/10/2010 07:54

ERm.... well... I POAS this morning.
BFP Shock

Shock Shock Shock
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 08:07

waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh milano! Grin Grin Grin.

Have some bunting, streamers, a glass of Schloer, and a big party from us!

Congratulations! Have you told DH or anyone else? What are you going to do? Have you done a digi yet?

milanomum · 14/10/2010 08:12

:o thanks!
I told DH and he said something like 'crikey!' and looked all scared, pfftt! typical!
I'm going to get a digi this morning and then call docs.
I'm trying not to get excited because I've had some spotting and I'm just going to wait and see for a bit.
feeling a bit whah!bleurgh!ohmygod!hurray! all at the same time.

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 08:29

That's lovely news to wake up to in the morning. Were you testing early? It's been all go on here recently - so many BFPs! vallinna I'm so glad your doctor's appointment worked out well. I'm especially glad that your ovaries are not going to be drilled!

I also PIAR this morning and got neither BFP nor BFN. I think I can see something but only under the lamp in our living room where it looks faint but definite. In the brighter daylight in the kitchen I can't see anything at all unless I treat it like a magic eye picture - i.e. hold it at arm's length and squint for about 30 seconds. I always think I can see something even when there's nothing there Blush so I need the sensible sight of DH who has had the total cheek to go to work Grin.

Anyway, it's only 9DPO so I'm being a nut. I only did it because my boobs were sore yesterday and they're even worse today. So ignore me, and let's party with milano :)

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 09:06

Can anyone see this line?

I can see it more clearly on my phone because the resolution is so bad in the image.

milano how dark is your line?

JosieSmith1 · 14/10/2010 09:10

Ooooooooooooooo Milano, hurray hurray hurray!!!!! GrinGrinGrinGrin

Vallinna you must be absolutely beaming too, so glad you?ve got a plan of action, must be weird being back on the pill when trying to get pg Confused but yippee for you too Smile

Thanks for the votes for having hair chopped off ladies, just what I wanted to hear! DH hates short hair but he says if I want it done to go for it and he?ll get used to it, says he understands why I want it done (I expected him to go nuts as he really doesn?t like short hair). Milano I can?t see those piccies so will have a look when I get home tonight. I like this I hope that link works, let me know if it doesn?t.

Shhhh HTK, I?m trying to pretend it?s not my POAS time yet Grin. I keep thinking it?s Friday today and that ERTD is due, which it?s not until tomorrow Sad But if it doesn?t arrive by finishing work tomorrow I will nip to asda on way home so that I have sticks to hand and won?t burst my bladder sat morning Grin

Eskarina I work in an office so post from there when no-one is behind me, but at the advice of another Mner I type my responses onto a blank word document so it looks ike I?m typing a letter or something, then paste it onto MN Blush

JosieSmith1 · 14/10/2010 09:22

Cross post TTL, my comp won't open your piccy so I'm afraid I can't comment but can, and will, cross my fingers for you!

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 09:31

Thanks josie. Yeah the link works for me but that's because my comp is logged in I think. Can't remember how to do it properly. I think I'm just being crazy anyway Wink

Love your sneaky MNing :)

Still excited for milano :)

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 09:32

PS - like that hairstyle josie. The fact it's longer at the front might help your DH acclimatise, too!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 14/10/2010 09:43

All I can see is Milano's BFeckingFP! Congrats!!!GrinGrin

Right maybe now I can actually finish reading the rest of the posts.

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 14/10/2010 09:57

TTL it's blury as a blury thing, but I can kinda see the second line. Even when I cover up the control line. Won't get your bunting out just yet, but I have it on stand by Grin

Josie I too am a fan of the graduated bob (I had one before it became the pob thank you). It grows out well too (just encase you really hate short hair, which you won't Grin).

The oddest of conratulations to you Vallinna for starting you pill again! Very Just Shagging of you Grin

Nothing to report here as all is still good. Am craving crisps like a person who is going to be vast at the end of 9 months. Am not far off buying NZ dip ingridents of the internet.

Was hoping the thread would last til at least Tuesday when I'd be past the 5 week mark (when I lost the last 2) so if it was still sticking I could be in the graduates list, but I realise that's not going to happen now, so can who ever starts the next thread just sneak me in anyway?

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 10:05

Thanks nomorechoc. Yep, blurry is the word. And 'kinda'. Silly me for early testing.

When we start the next thread all you BFP ladies are in! If I get a chance later today I'll run through the thread and make the necessary lists ....

Glad you're wanting crisps and dips nomore, sounds like your baby has good taste :)

NervousNelly · 14/10/2010 10:14

OMG Milano waaaayyy hhhheeeeeyyyy!!! Grin. Congratulations!

Naughty TTL with her early testing! Here's hoping though :)

Seriously though, this is an exciting place right now :)

cremegg · 14/10/2010 10:22

ooh congrats Milano (and tentative congrats to takethat)!! V :o

Eskarina- Am teacher too, I have horrible 6 lesson days every day except thurs when i only have 2 lessons (secondary btw) so i always take my own laptop thurs...obv had a sneaky look at MN but im in a goldfish bowl type office and the mad russian teacher (he's v funny) kept walking past and mock telling me off for blatantly not working, got too worried and gave up! also its a catholic school and i thought it might be too risky looking at the JS talk lol!

red fecker (loving this term!) is due literally now and thought it was coming... but so far it seems i may have given myself a midly dodgy stomach instead (blush) (sorry if tmi!!!)... wondered if it's a symptom but think its actually coz i didnt heat up my lunch properly- the mean head of middle school was there and didnt wanna make small talk around the microwave!!

nomore- sending some cybe NZ dip over ;)

sorry for dumb q but how does this new thread thingy work, will i need to find it or will be obvious? prob a duh thing to ask!