We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

Hello lovely Viroidians, hope you've all enjoyed your weekends and a big welcome to our newbs. My weekend has been spent mostly drinking, eating, spending quality time with good friends and of course SWIing (albeit in a drunken way!) good times, although I'm flaming knackered.

My 2-day hangover today has been nicely fed with a fry up this morning and roast beef dinner this evening. I'm planning to get my ultimate big brother fix before an early night (and maybe one last weekend treat for DH, all in the name of TTC of course

Sorry for short post, am just popping in on my phone for a quick catch up and will spend more time here tomorrow!

hello everyone - hope you all had a weekend filled with treats, and not just of the chocolate kind!
cowboylover those purple pants sound like they'll do the trick :)

I'm on cd19 but not feeling at all, well, ANYTHING! I suppose it's still very early yet thought. I know we are in with a good chance this month cos we got the shagging done the 3 days before i ovulated (do i get a Brownie badge for that)... who knows??!! I've been going a little mental on google and am all in a tizz about making sure there's enough lining in there - i have always had relatively light peroiods which only last 3 days or so, and this is my new obsession now. WAHHHHHHHH!

(breathes into a brown bag)

P.s. i LOVE birth shows but remember they always choose the most dramamtic ones - if you want a story about easy birth just ask me! All over in 3 hours 40 minutes [smug face] and zero pain relief!

Scowls at Milano 7 hours(ish) active labour with gas and air. Okay better than some but nothing compared to you.
Good luck on the feeling ill front.

Apparently over night my stomach is already getting HUGE! and it's not just all the biscuits and cake I've eaten in the last few days. Boobs are getting in on the act too. This not testing lark is highly annoying.

How is everyone else this windy Monday monring?

nomorechoc this is exciting! Got all my fingers and toes crossed for you.

milano you're a day behind me :) I don't worry about thin lining, I worry about old lining I haven't ovulated before day 33 since I came off the pill I don't think (don't know if I ovulated at all the first month).

But today ......... it may just be jiz in my pants, but I'm pretty confident I have a little pant snottery growing up down there. If last month's anything to go by I'll have four days of increasing amounts of it and then my temps will go up. That will mean OV on day 23. Yip yip for the agnus castus if that's true! Just gotta get home and bonk my still penitent DH into the ground!

for you and your pant snot TTL We'll see you again at the end of the week as ShaggedOutLady

Thanks for the welcomes and reassurance!
Good luck takethatlady although I'm interested to know what agnus castus is?
I love the terminology on here - pant snot! lol!

Thanks nomore! I'll do my best to become shaggedoutlady by Friday! Before that I guess I'll have to become takethatDH(in a battery and assault kind of a way ).

Oooo - positive pant snot result takethat! Don that shag cape!

nomorechoc it was just luck...that or the homeopathy treatment i'd started about a week before for quick labour!
I am also huge - but that's just down to doing sweet f.a. all summer :( - that said, i have been really bloated since ovulation (or it's just porkiness) and my boobs are massive - definitely bigger than usual as bursting out of bra. your 'symptoms' definitely sound promising!

cometalktome i'm no expert, but i think it's a herby-type-thing to help regulate periods or ovulation or something...

sorry cowboy / takethat- that's what i get for going off to answer the phone while writing a message! Take that is very much the expert

LOL at the sperm-sized speedoes!

Aren't tight pants supposed to be bad for sperm production. So would that make speedos bad for sperm to wear too? TakeThat maybe your DH should only have them don googles (hehe and Superman style shag capes).

Hello ComeTalk and welcome to the mad house

Good point nomorechoc. Speedos are also shag-repulsers, I heard. I should have thought it through :)

I think I have PMT. Either that or I'm in a foul bloody mood for not particularly good reason.

BUt I'm not going to test this month, or no-sir-ee.

I'm going to stay here and sulk with you lovelies instead.

Hi to all. Can't talk now. Posting quickly via notepad at work. But got a desperate question

Vallinna any idea if I can JS tonight prior to my HSG tomorrow?

I ask because we've not managed it all weekend due to DH working and I'm desperate on a promise for tonight.

Laters all. Will catch up properly this evening.

POSTEDTHIS BACK IN JULY!!!!!!!!

can i join please?
quick background..........
Am 31, have 2 children already aged 10 and 4. not used contraception for 3 years but a year ago i had a scan which showed i was not ovulating so basically i was offered clomid if Dh had a sperm test but we have spent the last year deciding what to do. Had basically thrown myself into my job and started studying for a degree. 3 months ago dh said he actually does want another baby (dd is starting school in sept!) so i started tracking my peiods etc on my iphone lol
periods are very regular, every 28 days for 4 days. all symptoms match with ovulating on day 14 and have been doing the deed in accordance! LOL
am currently 2 days late, had sore boobs 3 days ago and have nausea this morning BUT have a mate visiting this weekend for a planned and much needed weekend of induglence and inevitably alcohol! DILEMMA......do i test today (3 days late) or wait till monday and have a good weekend???????

well i didnt test and came on 5 days later. Still been tracking and trying since this but am rubbish at posting especially because summer holidays and 2 kids and work all took over.
anyway! the reason im posting now is....... im due to start my period tomorrow after a very active fertile period this month ;) anyway i went out last weekend and this weekend and this morning i got up feeling worse for wear and really tired and just decided to do a test.......i have a strong control line and a weaker positive line! i keep looking and its definately a line, im scared lol im posting really because i may need some support to not test again for a few days, well atleast until thursday which would make me 3 days OD.

lol just went back and read your first 'RULE'...... well i have have 2 excessive nights out in the last 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like congratulations are in order Bonkerz! I'd offer to hold your hand in waiting until Thurs but (whispers) i'm testing tomorrow with a cheapie. if any sign of a BFP arrives i'll pull the Rolls Royce cbdigi out for the official test with DH, if not he doesn't need to know . but shh, cause some of the other viroids get a bit excited about anyone poas.

Does any of that make sense? it's hard to whisper type.

Congratulations bonkerz on your BFP! You can make it to Thurs and I would heartily recommend it - I over-tested last month when I got a faint BFP at 11 dpo (and about 8 more in the next 3 days) only to miscarry/have chemical pregnancy at 16DPO.

So rejoice in your positive line, keep it quiet in real life, have a (little) glass of wine just to keep the nerves down, and WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY!

Congrats bonkerz!!

How many days are you testing at, NoMore?

thanks guys, this will be my 5th pregnancy and i had 2 miscarriages before having my DD who is 4 (and started school today!) so i know only to well the dangers of premature testing! i have hidden the test and am hoping i can keep quiet about it to DH before testing again Thursday. By my calculations (thanks to iphone app) i am 14 days DPO exactly and my periods have been averaging 29 days apart from that one in July that was 5 days late!

Harder I'll be testing at 13DPO tomorrow. Last month I didn't get a BFP until 17DPO. I lost it the next day though, so am taking it all with a cautious pinch of salt.

Hmm how old school I feel, getting out the old pen and paper to figure out my dates! My fanjo is Iphone app free.

cant decide if i should show DH the test or not when he gets in! initially i thought no BUT im not a great liar and not good at hiding stuff from him!

I like it; I must admit I have a reoccouring private calendar appointment in code on my outlook at work!

I am now on my usual AF and nothing yet besides huge hunger cravings so when do I test if nothing happens?

Oh cross posted! I thought it was best you did it in the morning?

I am not good in the morning so could I collect a 'sample' and test it later when DH is home?

Oops, I think I missed that vallinna is on her "holibobs". Seem to remember though she's off with her mum rather than her DH.

takethat I'm not a huge fan of Ann Summers (prefer figleaves.com for undies), but their pleasure gel is ummm pleasurable!

PMSL @ nomores fanjo being iPhone app free

Congrats Bonkerz

Well, it's my appointment for radioactive-fanjo tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. I'm over due for my brazillian. But I thought I'd rather go for the appointment "hairy mary" rather than looking like a porn star!

CD10 tomorrow, so soon to be donning the shag cape and crotchless knickers! whoooo-hooo!!