We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

Haven't actually read all the way to the bottom yet as you lot have been busy here today, but Harder pee your little heart out this week. It gives the other (yes Brassica I'm looking at you) viroids something to talk about.

Congrats Bonkerz, hope all goes well and you don't end up back here (PS save me a space on the Due in May bus ), other than to catch us up on the gossip.

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Congratulations Bonkerz!!

Theres so much going on I cant keep up!

My new tattoo will be a biggie; full back fairy wings! DH wont be able to miss it

Ooooh Josie we are cycle buddies. I'm going to -try- definately wait until the 17th to test.

I have a question that has prob been asked a thousand times on here. I have to admit that I really don't get what ewcm and pant snot is? Is it what woman get from 'seeing' what is at their cervix or is it just discharge? Is there a how to anywhere? Does discharge have anything to do with ttc? Ok, I have admitted my ignorance to my own body...the shame! :)

EWCM - egg white cirvical mucus (or pant snot). Some folks find it as discharge, others have to...umm..furkle The pant snot signifys your most fertile time, watery CM is nearly as good though.

Do you need a "how to" on furkling?

Does that help?

Pmsl at furkling, I read something on another thread that made me think it was all more complicated than that. When people talked about it on this one I thought I should finally own up! Must not have a nose on these pro-active shaggers threads in future!

Ohh I read that to, im sure there where feet on toilets and beconing motions with fingers in there somewhere!

I am sticking with the JS rules and experimenting with my slow cooker by making beef in red wine with a pint of wine in it! Cant wait to try that tomorrow

Oh Nelly ouch! erm... were you looking for advice on what to 'do' with the thing? I'd go for lots of really cold water - supposed to help. And watch what you eat - lots of slippery-inducing veggies and cut back on carbs, carrots, rice etc.

Does 'furkling' really exist??!! I've never tried much beckoning in my flange tbh. Never know what might come out!

mmmmmmm at the red wine+food combo cowboy

I'm not sure beckoning is needed, maybe small circles though?

Congrats bonkerz. Our happy thread was only a fleeting visit for you wasn't it.

Ahhhhhhh. Just wrote a long post and 'puter ate it. It was very funny, but you'll just have to take my word for it!

milano thanks - yes it's painful and so embarrasing . I hade the brainwave to take ibuprofen which really helped. Not sure I can put ice in my pants without OH wondering what on earth is going on! I wonder what freezing your fanjo (or the general area at least ) does to your fertility? Sperm has to be cold, right, so does filtering it through a frozen abyss help, or just mean I'll only get pregnant when summer thaws me out .

Loving all the new nicknames - CoyBoys and Re-sluts. Ha ha!!

Congrats (and a farwell of sorts I suppose!) to bonkers. Lets hope someone else joins you soon, though I've a long way to go before I can even think of PIAR or anything else equally forbidden. Who's next? I've lost track

In true JS spirit I'm drinking a very nice glass of red just now, so sorry for any typos! Another 12 hour day does not a clever Nelly make; especially when it feels like a cheese wire has made it's way in to your pants. Ah the joys of being a laaayyydeeee.

Who's next? Not me! another 21 days to go....

I have drunk a few glasses of white! Made the mistake yesterday of also going out on a weeknight. knackered now!

bonkers many congratulations! so happy to hear good news of bfp on here. Hope everything goes well for you and you are managing alright with all the sicky tiredness.

Hi viroids and apologies for my drunken posting last night, I feel I may have provided a little TMI oops so moving on....

Milano since having my implanon ou I'm a bit of a sex pest so as we do practice plenty I should hope that we would catch OV even if it came earlier or later than I'm expecting. I don't temp or check CM and have not had properly regular cycles (until now hopefully!) so will not know for sure until next month when I'm due an ERTD appearance.

Many congratulations Bonk enjoy your new life on the May board and in the nicest possible way I'm glad you weren't here for long

Howdy coyboys, viroids and re-sluts,

Congratulations bonkerz. That's gotta be the quickest entry/exit on this thread ever :)

PMSL at truffkin's drunken posting. Drunk posts always go down well with me! Going out for a few tonight myself, but I'll try to steer clear of MN when I get in. Have only drunk once since the mc which is most unlike me, so I'm guessing I'm going to get hammered

Also PMSL at snot-beckoning. I was just beckoning it in my mind this month. I should have tried the physical version!

Morning viroids!

CD 12 for me today. Shag-cape is nicely aired and ready for action.

The sex-dvd arrived yesterday, so I might employ that too as part of my shag-tastic arsenal! It's a busy week at work for DH and a 3 day shag-athon wouldn't normally be the order of the day. So I'm having to think "outside of the box"!!

If we have a BFP this month, then next month could be akward as we've got an exchange student staying with us over "The Window"!

I meant BFN of course. Doh

Well done brassica 10 points for enthusiasm and creativity

Congrats to bonkers!

Truffkin at 'sex pest' - you should be in with a good chance then! i was a S.P. but pre-toddler, when sleep and sex were things I took for granted!

P.S.
I thought all our posts were drunken posts...

pmsl at 'furkling' conversation!

Bonkerz - Congratulations!

Brassica - hope the DVD goes down well!

I've got a bit of a boozy weekend planned and hubby is away on a stag weekend so good job I've still got a while before I'll be checking for pant snot!

pmsl good and proper @ "all of our posts being drunken".

I'm trying to be drunk in spirit (as opposed to on spirits), but it's hard at this time of day.

Nothing to report, not even a silly spelling mistake. Just REALLY REALLY want to break thread protocol and run off to boots for a FR pee stick. Stupid 33p pee stick STILL showing nothing!

Did tell a complete lie to a friend this morning that I was still working on bringing DH around to the idea of another baby though.

I lie all the time about ttc nomore I hate the idea of people knowing we're ttc. But it would be nice to share the stresses sometimes. It's the fact that they expect it which does my head in.

Working from home today so I've stuck today's MN Recipe of the Week (right had side of this page) into the slow cooker. At lest that's dinner sorted.

Tested this morning, BFN. I have a new mantra, it goes "Zen. Que sera sera, I will test on Sunday". Which will be CD 30 and two weeks after my positive OPK.

I have a whole new approach lined up for next month. NO OPKs, just sexshooal healing every two days and no stressing. I think it was knowing when I ovulated (and so being able to count DPO) then has been driving me mental

Good afternoon viroids!

Gosh it?s been so busy today I haven?t been on all day!

Congrats Bonkerz!

PMSL at furkling Brassica!

Baby2b I?m with you on waiting until 17th, although I?m actually due ERTD that day so I might just wait until 18th looks around to see if I?ve actually fooled --anyone?

Cowboy I can see where that tattoo might take a bit of persuasion! Mine would only be small black symbols so really he won?t notice them once he gets used to them.

Loving the technical terms on here: flange, fanjo, furkling etc

I have some strange, but only slight stabbing pains in left ovary again but only once or twice today, plus some --discharge?pant snot, but not that kind, and it?s the wrong time for it anyway so a bit as to what?s going on in my bod this month!

Ha! Harder I don't fancy your chances. Me thinks you are mental good and proper now. Although I admire your disillusionment resolve to relax next month. Sorry for the BFN though.