We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

I wasn't brave enough to go with "We have pee in our toothbrush holders, jizz in our pants, and a glass of wine in our hands at all times" as a new thread title!

Love the new thread. Love the foregone title even more, hehehehe!

Ha ha that thread title may not have been looked on kindly!

Hurrah! the 'pee, Jizz, wine' is just as good as a sub-title though!

The 2WW is HIDEOUS, isn't it? And this is only my first month of trying! Honestly I will be actual bonkers if this is still going on this time next year. Plus my boobs will have craters in them from the pokidge.
Planning now to test on CD 28 even though that will not quite be two weeks from my positive Twix test because if I have to wait any longer to test I will probably have a stroke or something.

I have delivered SIX babies in the last 72 hours and at least two of them almost came home with me in my handbag.

HTK love the word pokidge! I am also suffering pokidge.

I have the wine in my hand, but my toothbrush holder is nice and clean. Mainly cos I succumbed to a poas earlier on. oops. bfn of course.

Anyone coming in here and reading the first few posts will get the pee, Jizz, Wine message pretty darn quickly me thinks. Good work getting the new thread going Brassica

TakeThat I'm doing okay. The first week post emc was hard, but now I'm just excited to get on with this month. I was so sick last month that I was surprised that anything took to be honest. And I would have been more upset to have not lost it only to go on and have a baby with problems, because I would have always been thinking was it the virus that did it?'

Now is it me or is it actually Friday night? Again. Obviously no wine for me (it's okay though, that illicet POAS was a good substitute), so I expect you to all have an extra one so I can live vicariously

Go forth and have lots of wine JSing fun viriods

Oh dear, dear harder, I really feel your pain. But I'm shaking my head ruefully too Ha, I've been doing this lark for 7 months now. May you never reach this level of mentalness!

Can you not pinch sticks from work for a healthy POAS addiction?!

And, what was wrong with the 4 that you didn't want to put in your handbag?

at you Harder, for your whole post pretty much. Gosh it must be hard delievering babies when you want one of your own so much (NMCB thinks HTK must be a stalk )

Hopefully wine A-N-D shagging is on the menu for me today!!! Who-hooo bring on the weekend!

pmsl@nomore stalk or stork?

I thought that looked very wrong. Stork, HarderToKidnap is a Stork (Kipper here please!)

Ohhh I just popped the new threads Kipper cherry .

I need a drink to sober up I think.

I am not stopping drinking until I have a positive tesr...is that wrong?

What was wrong with the other four...well, I hate to say it but...some babies can be in advertisements for Huggies. And some wouldn't sell any nappies. IYSWIM.

Obviously ever single baby from the JS thread will be a nappy seller, of course.

If it were up to me I'd be having a drink right now. But DH is adamant I'm not to drink until I'm not pg, be it tomorrow or in 9 months. Felt right dodgey buying the little bottles of wine today, but I need wine for risotto.

I'm with you on the alcohol front harder. Though I try to cut down in the 2ww. Prior to the 2ww I'm just a lush!

I'm sure you'll pour more than the risotto needs nomore

Loooove the subtitle to the new thread.

Reckon (based on large amounts of pant snot) that I ovulated today or am about to and DH is fucking well working again tomorrow. So no sex. AGAIN. So, that's pretty much this month down the tubes. Grrrrr. Have humungous amounts of work this weekend (work from home) so going to be a thoroughly tiring and sex free shitty weekend.
Double grrr.

taking the plunge cant you tempt the DH into a late nite quick one? Or a few pleasant moments before going to work? pUt the cape on! Don't mention the snot, pretend you just can't help yourself...

I love this thread! I'm pretty new here and more of a lurker than a poster, but just wanted to say how wonderful the term 'pant snot' is. Every time I examine my pants and my DH asks me what I'm doing, I will just utter those two words. Fab!

Not really kat he leaves for work at 6am and gets back around 9pm and spends the entire day hulking furniture around in 35 degree heat (we live abroad) he's literally dead on his feet by the time he gets in and I'm not shagging at 6am and then looking after DS all day. I also myself have huge amounts of work this weekend. (I'm self employed and work from home).

Might get a look in tomorrow but prob too late by then in terms of up duffness. Agh, quite apart from ttc I'm actually really quite sexually frustrated! Need a shag.

Posting from phone as too lazy to find laptop. What time is it anyway? DH still working, I've had about a bottle of wine and will probably be asleep in the chair before long!

Welcome crochet Spill a few details if you fancy... age, how long ttc, tipple of choice etc

crap all on telly, I'll be wishing for celeb masterchef repeats at this rate!!

Lovely new thread Brassica :) Back at work so won't be posting as often, but will try and keep an eye on how everyone is doing. 2ww madness hasn't set in yet...but it is def in the post.

Hope everyone has a good weekend with busy shag capes (and a few pairs of porn porn shoes on the go to!)

HTK I am also not giving up the tipples until I test positive. I'm not quite a total alchie so it can't do that much harm surely?

Hi! Loving the new thread, just popping in to join. Have my sister visiting with my 4 month old nephew, so not on here much. But I am getting a chance to learn whether I really want a baby :). Luckily he is super-cute

I suggest we add "no naked moonlight bathing" to the list of things JSers don't do.

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