We're All Going To IBESHA: Last minute budget holiday fun for 30s TTC. Pack your string bikini and your oversized shades and get on board.

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Last call for flight SWI101 to Shagaluff. Sangria laced with folic acid on tape. Fake tanned Club reps will be dishing out the 2 for 1 cocktails, dressed in nothing but the most miniscule budgie smugglers. The pit will be manned by sleazy but virile Spanish waiters to provide your every need. Lets see the summer out in BESHley style, IE: starting a bar fight, drinking the place dry and falling over in a heap at the end of the night.

nooo, come back and talk to me like I am three years old. I like it!! (only kidding, you weren't at all, silly tart)

Speaking of FFJ meringues, salty, my jam jar hasn't even arrived yet. I'm a bit worried about it having been lost in the post.

William H. Macy, a girl goes into a meeting and comes back to this unadulterated brilliance filth!

Salts, yes indeed, it will be beyond bliss with whipped cream as a filling. If you also want to ice the cake you're best of coating it in a thin brushing if diluted and strained apricot jam to make sure it sticks. Cinco is, however, the proppa expert here so she will be the real one to ask!

Baby Cameron is called Maggie Florence Rose Endellion. Nothing to mock there

Well Rose is nice. At least.

I used to like Florence until Florence "I'm 23. No really. No, seriously, I am! Look! I'm wearing ankle socks!" Welch. She has a lovely voice but round these here parts every other girl has a short vintage lace frock, brogues and ankle socks, and hair dyed the colour of tomato ketchup with a blunt fringe, tied in a top-knot AARRRGHHH.

I like Florence. Was name of one of my Great-Aunts. Those Tory cunts have bespoiled the beautiful name forever!

Right then all you geek shaggers snatchers, I have challenge for you.

Can you spare your geeks for a short while so they can devise a virus app which automatically blanks out any facebook profiles containing scan pictures of the unborn.

Will offer copious volumes of gin as a reward, :o

Its the sequined wangers I object to hb Did she forget to put her skirt on?

Lovely name tho apart from when shortened to 'Flo'

Oh GOD yes Moo, I hate that. I really do. I'm all for sharing, but the inside of your uterus??? REALLY?! There actually is nothing private any more, is there ?

I have a blunt fringe and a top knot...

Me too Score, this very minute! But I didn't dye it scarlet and go and buy a wardrobe precisely emulating a new pop sensation because I have no style of my own, and neither did you!

moo the only thing i can suggest is an address label stuck on the screen in the relevant place. Of course that will also block all other profile pics and make viewing non facebook websites rather challenging, but ultimately its a sacrifice worth making.

Oh dear. I have scan pictures up. But not as my profile pic as I find that a little odd.

I LIKE scan pictures of the PESH-babies. Everyone else can fuck off though

Why thankee, HB. I like to think I set the trends, not follow them (for example, I have been rocking a winter cape for about 10 years).

Fair enough putting them up Muser I probably would as I have family and friends that would be able to see the scans much easier via FB than any other way. But as your profile pic? Yes thats just weird.

Where's my plum cobbler?

I don't think it's weird. It's the easiest way to get people to notice the picture, and lots of people announce it at the same time, don't they? Lots of my friends have done it. If they keep it as their pic forever THAT would be weird.

I feel bad now. But I guess I just feel that, for me, I would want to differentiate between close friends and family that I would really want to see it as something special, and the girls I didn't like at school/people I met at a conference in 2007/my friends' cousins etc.

I don't think it's weird, I just come over all private sometimes, which is troofully amazing given that I have detailed every last gusset-stain/cervical rummage here!

Hope I haven't offended anyone

Cass, the pie is up elsewhere!

Nah. I understand what you mean Heads. I am fairly select with my Facebook friends though, and I always set all my photos to friends only so complete randoms or friends of friends can't see.

I don't really see it as a pic of my uterus though. And I was so happy to have a pic that I wanted to show it off. No idea if I'll put any further scans up though.

tbh i might be a bit prickly about FB at the moment as am starting to go off the whole idea, the privacy issues are something I find a bit worrying. But I am in too deep now, most of my friends social lives revolve around it completely and I would end up being even more of a social pariah if i suspended my account (you can't delete it, which is another reason for )

as HB said, no wish to offend tho.

Gosh, yes: I mean, I speak as one who hasn't got one yet: Lord alone knows if when I finally do, I'll probably pull the emergency cord on the 1.55 to Tunbridge Wells purely so I can show the passengers, along with commentary along lines of "Don't you think he looks unusually intelligent? And look at those surgeon's hands!"

This reminds me of the time I fulminated against those naff "Baby On Board" badges, only to discover a much-loved friend felt faint and ill every morning and would never have made it to work without out

Ha, I have a badge too! I only use it when I'm feeling awful and the tube is crowded. It bugs me when clearly pregnant women wear them, but when you just look fat they're a bloody godsend. I always said I'd just ask for a seat, but when it comes to it I get all shy and worried people will say no and be mean. I am a wimp.

What I do not do on Facebook is moan about pregnancy. That annoys me. I don't update my status very much though. Mainly I like to use Facebook to stare at my dad's latest dog pics.