We're All Going To IBESHA: Last minute budget holiday fun for 30s TTC. Pack your string bikini and your oversized shades and get on board.

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Last call for flight SWI101 to Shagaluff. Sangria laced with folic acid on tape. Fake tanned Club reps will be dishing out the 2 for 1 cocktails, dressed in nothing but the most miniscule budgie smugglers. The pit will be manned by sleazy but virile Spanish waiters to provide your every need. Lets see the summer out in BESHley style, IE: starting a bar fight, drinking the place dry and falling over in a heap at the end of the night.

Oh FUCKSTICKS to the droid Salty .

FGS! A little good news around here please?!

I just turned on Eastenders....I go away for a week, I come back, and Phil Mitchell is a crack head????

What the hell is that about?

Headgirl why so glum?

I HATE not having MN at work, I miss all the best news. Congratmillionations Lady GG. Thats fabulous news, for some reason I feel proud that it was announced in a thread of my making, even tho I had nothing to do with it :o May it be the first of many BESHspania diffments.

Woohoo! salty good to see you, hope the holiday was luuuurvely (apart from bastard bastard droid)

tartaliscious :( that the IUI is wrecking your head already. Here have this multi coloured cocktail with a sparkler in it. It probably won't help but might distract you for a milisecond. XXX (oops!)

Occidental DPO4 over here, on the way to work this morning the car was making a weird and unusual high pitched noise and the fleeting thought crossed my mind 'hmm, heightened senses, I must be diffed" So I think I deserve a years worth of a Spanish fish trawlers catch dumped on my head for that one.

FYIBTW My IBESHA my name will be Latrina (actual name from a US census) Now whose going topless?

FYIBTW???? what does that mean Salad my dear...Hello by the way, you ok?

Heya all, anofa quickie from a geek o'er 'ere. Yo Salts well come back. HB why the glum? Pet has the droid reappeared? Any thoughts of POAS?

Ooh, also, pliz to introduce yourselves newbies....I noticed some unfamiliar names dans la thread....

Hey saltceller I'm pretty good thanks. Went to needles lady for the first time this evening and its quite weird. Its a bit like a weight has been lifted. I'm not sure if its just psychological, but then who cares as long as it works! Hoping she will help me keep a lid on the menkul, plus she gave me some womb strengthening needles too, so who knows.

Its just FYI and BTW stuck together, habit I picked it up on another forum, a bit like OMGBBQWTF. Just a bit of a poke in the eye to the acronym obsessed :o

How are you? Any wonderus tales from the the Adriatic or was it a chilled one?

whose who's, gah! I will have to spend the entire BESHory Towers thread in detention at this rate.

Oh I dunno, just got The Rage. Made even worse by having YET ANOTHER fucking FB diffage announcement from some ghastly old school friend. If there was any justice in this world AT ALL, women with custard-coloured hair and a skunk-like stripe of brown roots would NOT get diffed before ANY of us

If it's any consolation I know one such who is not diffed. Sadly she is kinda nice. Actually a full on academic against all odds.

Hey Salty, I am a bit new. I filled out the BESH questionnaire about two freds back. I feel like a bit of a fraud because I'm not TTC yet, but I get hitched in TWO AND A HALF WEEKS and we plan to TTC straight away. Very old fashioned I know. And remarkable for an Essex girl.

Aaaaanyway - am making myself comfy. Nice place you have here.

HB you deserve several large cocktails for the beauteous description of your 'friend' the unbaked dough bun. Love it.

Have just hoovered up second massive spider - am really not happy if it is spider season already :(

welcome back salty I is not new I is saffronbun with new improved name. Buggeration at evil holiday-droid - why does the bastard always turn up on holiday?

By the way is it just me that didn't know there is a Pedant's Corner section on here? I'm going to go and lurk in it grumbling about textspeak and incorrect use of apostrophes.

Just me pedanterising myself really owelet as used to have a pretty good grip on the english language which seems to have lapsed the longer I spend on the internet.

HB Here love, have this whole pitcher of Taboo and Lemonade, thats cheer you up. :o

I was going to type that exact thing LettuceLeaf, that there was a Pedants' Corner in MN. Such joy! Headcase and Scorps - you'd love it there.

I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare. I can't swallow Pregnacare.

And I want to. Though mostly in order to make the man take Wellman Conception. Maybe I should just fake that I am taking it.

Aha, another Essex girl Slow. My white stilettos salute you!

Have you seen there are some 'Waiting to TTC' freds? They might be interesting. There's a lot of embittered wimminz here in IBESHa who've been TTCing for more cycles than an afternoon in a laundrette above a brothel*: you don't want our vicious depressing cycnicism to wear off on you before you even get started

OwlSlippers you can always rely on me to be abusive about my nearest and dearest.

*DREADFUL analogy, sorry...

MTF is is because they are massivehuge pills? If so, try with fizzy water/milk. That usually works. Or just cut the bastards in half.

OR - even better, grind up the wellman ones and slip them into his cereal.

Fekking 'ell, why

1. Don't they make them smaller?

1. Don't they make them snortable?

1. Aren't they able to write my dissertation for me?

1. At least improve my concentration?

Wellwoman Pregnacare PLUS (with added amphetamines?)

Pregnacare is evil and made me puke even more after diffment. Don't do it Mountie.

Hullo BESHters, love the fred. I have brought you all a round of tequila slammers and flaming sambucas.

Oooh, thanks Muse. How's the pukingness?

It's easing Aries. I still puke every morning and feel like crap, but it passes now and I'm a bit better at eating. It's all worth it though.

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