We're All Going To IBESHA: Last minute budget holiday fun for 30s TTC. Pack your string bikini and your oversized shades and get on board.

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Last call for flight SWI101 to Shagaluff. Sangria laced with folic acid on tape. Fake tanned Club reps will be dishing out the 2 for 1 cocktails, dressed in nothing but the most miniscule budgie smugglers. The pit will be manned by sleazy but virile Spanish waiters to provide your every need. Lets see the summer out in BESHley style, IE: starting a bar fight, drinking the place dry and falling over in a heap at the end of the night.

Ah. That went well . She's an actress from Holby, but won Masterchef (hence pash). None of this will mean a thing to anyone not boring enough to have watched it!

Salty why on earth would you want to run ? Tis a silly thing to do and also very bad for your joints. Walking and swimming and other fun things are much better exercise.

QUEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!

Oh who does she play in Holby?

I'm not sure 12Pints. She's the blonde one. I think mebbe it was Holby a while back? Not sure. Any roads up, she was absolutely the sweetest most charming sleb I've ever seen ever and I want to be her friend

I didn't run Spariel I walked fast. See previous opinion about running.

I believe this is the fox to which HB refers

Heavens, what a mugshot.

I still heart her hard. I want to be her friend and braid her hair

I am bringing 'sparkly wanksplash' over here from AIBU.

Is my new insult of choice.

Well if you let her know then I'm sure she'd be up for some new-best-friend-ship. I did Google her and found out that her Holby character was long ago, and she was stabbed, and then she met a most unfortunate end in Spooks also. How unlucky.

Ah yes, OldSalt - a much more sensible option. Running is wank.

My cycles seem to be betting shorter. Is that usual as you head further into your thirties and get more and more barren, do you think? I'm on day 26, and I have the rust. I was even getting as far as 33 a few months ago. I don't know whether I've always been like this or what. A few more months gusset watching beckons I think.

Aries it's a funny biz, cycle length: I've just been going over my calender and see I've spent the last year veering between 22 days and 28 days, with no logic that I can see between them. I'm now experiencing the braaaaaaaaaaahn on D23 which will probably, going by past ones, make this a 25 dayer . But I don't think I've ever read anywhere that they get shorter as you get older...Maybe you're just having some natural variation and it's always been that way, but now you're super aware of it?

I saw you in there Salty hun ((((hugs)))) LOL!11!1

Sorry but I wanted Dick to win. They always seem to give the crying girls the easiest jobs to do on Masterchef and help them more. Plus, I liked Greg saying "I want to see more Dick". And his tash was immense.

Well done OldSalt I go running but it certainly isn't very enjoyable most of the time.

Hope the pit dwellers are feeling a bit better today, and that Scorpington gets a good seeing to. Maybe give the doggy posish a miss in light of recent circumstances eh?

Vitamin B6 has been linked to increasing Luteal Phase length if you can stomach the horrible stuff. Worth a try?

saw U There 2 Hunz!!1111!!

"I wanted Dick to win" [laughing very hard emoticon]

Oh please. Cock just did that typical bloke-chef thing of showing off how masculine they are by stewing entrails across a plate. Her stuff was actual delicious lovely food that people might feasibly want to eat (and I speak as someone who'll willingly eat rare kidneys).

Want to take it outside so I can grope you in the dark?

stewing strewing

Dick Strawbridge is a twat. And I can say that with the utmost authority

Oooooooooo really? Tell more....No really pliz tell more, even if not necessarily here...

Will do.

Anyway I see you have been getting stuck into the Netmums thread!

Oh no, he seems like a sweetie. Perhaps I like entrails anyway, sniff, better than disgusting delicious food, who wants to eat that? Better than Miss Crypants anyway, "Oooh I cooked some food, it's the hardest thing I ever did in my life". (Deliberately antagonising Bangers so she'll use her bulging arm muscles on me. I got all hot and bothered when she wished me dead re. Beetlegate).

Now look here DollyCunt, I don't like this heartlessness motif you're introducing into the conversation. Her mother died when she was sixteen and she had to learn to cook for her grief-stricken and doubtless kitchen-crippled Pa. Does this mean nothing to you? And she then went on to cook more for her adorable daughter whom she adopted after a heartbreaking round of failed IVF. Compare and contrast with Dick "spent 23 years being paid for state-sanctioned murder* before continuing a life of untrammelled privilege and my moustache is unsanitary" Strawbridge. I mean honestly, I despair. I know this thread is for DHBs but there's a fucking limit there really is. Tell me: have you put any cats in any wheelie-bins lately?

*Disclaimer: I don't actually feel like that about our armed forces; I'm just fighting hard and dirty.

Well I didn't know that you won Masterchef on the basis of whatever tear jerking tale your life has taken beforehand. What is it, The X Factor? I thought it was about who could cook nicest food. And she said that the hardest thing she had cooked bfore MasterChef was a Christmas Cake. A Christmas Cake? Shove a load of sugar flour eggs and nasty raisins and stuff in a bowl and stir around? Rubbish. And where's LLoyd Grossman anyway?

I'd have you in a fight just like that Bangers it's just I'm feeling a bit tired right now and my leg hurts and I'm sure I've got a headache coming on....

You could deffo have me any way you like darlin' in a fight; I am all softness and sweetness and shy as a butterfly

PS: And who, pray, is Lloyd Grossman? Was he on telly years ago before my time?

I dunno - I read about you benchpressinghauling your MIL up 4 flights of stairs with one arm. Sound pretty hard to me. How about we both throw chocolate at each other (but not hard, and only small chunks) and then spend the afternoon baking? That would be much nicer. You could give me some good book suggestions too while we were eating said cake. Salty can join us too on the couch if she likes. And Aries can tell us tales of Dick and His Giant Tash.

Hah! Don't pretend you don't know who Lloyd is. (Drawls) "Iiiiiii've just cogitated". You said you got married in 1873 or some such.