30s TTC: Summertime, and the diffin's easy. White goods are jumping and the WOOFLing is high. MSDP in full swing.

[MountTheFairy]

The one before the BESHory Towers. Easy one for summer: I have dug up a fishing pond in the middle of the Palace, put a roof light over it, got some fishin' sticks and put some Gershwin on. Salad's providing Elderflower Fizz, served by newbs in topless bikinis. Could life be better?

I suppose you could read I, Claudius but I personally find Graves rather a bore...

There's an Edith Wharton too, but I haven't been on speaking terms with that bitch since Ethan Frome.

Aries...... ..... surely ... SURELY I didn't just see you tell me the end of the last book?!?!?!?

yep I just read that too... takes the shine off the discovery somewhat

not that I have a right to complain as I haven't told you about any grown up books.

I have read - and liked - but as any fule kno it is called I, Clavdivs.

I like the Whartons I have read. What is wrong with this Ethan Frome?

Soz. My mind is so elsewhere and all over the place I forgot I wasn't just talking to Drom about a kids' book.

Is not the end of the last book, per se. Well, I suppose it is, but not in a spoilerish way, in that Aries hasn't given away the plot, exactly.

Did I say I was having a shit day? Well I am.

Drom Ethan Frome is the most self-consciously tragic novel(la) I have ever read. Very nearly of 'Done because we was too many' proportions. Will tear your guts out and stamp on 'em.

Yes, One Clavdivs, the OM calls it! I watched the tellybits as a wee child, in the school library's single video booth: quite some education, as you can imagine. Then the librarian found out and I was severely disciplined.

Gin!!!! Hope you're feeling bonny, luvva. Your spirit forever illumines the Palais!

mmmmmmmwah. It's alright! Sorry you are having shit day

buy this

oooh i like having a luminous spirit (limoncello)

btw just to quadruple post or whatevaaah I feel shite. Lovely UTI. Balls.

Har! Or this...

URGH. That is not nice .

My Mum always says to run a warm bath and wee in the water because it hurts less . Works though .

Balls to UTI, ginnyreckon. Has you drucks?

Ginhag is the absinthefairy. Like Kylie.

Oh, absinthe. Prague. Messy.

The memories...

Terrifyingly I have absolutely no desire to drink alcohol in even the teeniest amount anymore!

Which is a total first actually. This BOC must be stricter than Mani.

I really really mean it that you should all by the book what I done did link. It is amaaaaazing and beautiful.

I used to get I Claudius Clavdivs (?) mixed up with Up Pompeii.

Picking up prescription bit later. Its not agony, its gone higher up and is mostly achy (and slightly more dangerous up there obv)

Ouch - UTIs. Poor Ginny.

I just went back to my thread - having decided that I had been a bit U and therefore buggered off - and found someone accusing me of having made "a personal lifestyle choice". I assume a "choice" to be obese. The level of fat-shaming language that thread provoked...Words fail me.

Sorry you is having shitness FairyWhaleArial. Please accept this walnut whip (minus walnut as I ate it).

QuickieMartSquishy when are you off to the GP? How long have you been trying? Do your cycles vary loads?

There were some particular bitches amongst that lot weren't there Drom. I don't call many people bitches - well I do but not in a real way. Ignore them. You're lovely.

SHIT.

massive cock up at work. I hate everything and I want to cry.