30s TTC: Summertime, and the diffin's easy. White goods are jumping and the WOOFLing is high. MSDP in full swing.

[MountTheFairy]

The one before the BESHory Towers. Easy one for summer: I have dug up a fishing pond in the middle of the Palace, put a roof light over it, got some fishin' sticks and put some Gershwin on. Salad's providing Elderflower Fizz, served by newbs in topless bikinis. Could life be better?

Bastard cunting ikea has done Very Bad Things to my washing machine. I am properly ENRAGED

Cunts.

Yes I have actual real true life scones, jam and clotted cream.

follow your noses Hags, follow your noses

Bloody hell, have just got in and now I want a cream tea more than anything else in the entire world. It's troo.

In other words, droid is beeping. Beep beep beep. Oh well, I'm in excellent company. Told MrA this morning and he promised to get me pregnant next month. So that's alright then.

Nice to see Mewser and DanielSan.

in other words meant In Other News.

quiet in here this evening....

Oh arsebiscuits Squarial

I think you should send the lad out right now to the nearest shop selling scones, jam and clotted cream.

Droid not beeped yet but have feeling tis only time, having pre-droid like rumbles. Where is Ockywockydoodah today?

Adoption information evening tomorrow....

Ginsters why have you taken your washing machine to Ikea in t'first place??

Aries sorry to hear droid is beeping. Little metal bastard.

stew I didn't. I put a weed-on Ikea rug in the machine as per the fucking total LIES that passed for washing instructions on the back and all the underside bit of it cracked off into a million rubbery gritty sandy pieces and filled up my washing machine. Ggggr.

And despite the fact that mani knows all about toilets and potties etc and can do the whole thing fine (and has been for a while) today for no apparent reason he decided to piss himself twice.

I am wound up about lots more things besides but they steadily get even more dull and petty so I shall leave it at that before I bore everyone into a group coma.

I also have got scary abdominal twinges, which are prob totally normal but, y'know, not helping my brain.

I thought that - about the washing machine.. but then I got distracted...

Can we all collectively just serve an ASBO on The Droid (before the Torues outlaw ASBOs)? might work?

Gin I had many, many twinges yesterday. It was really sore. Then I did a massive fart this morning and all was good.

That IS shit then. I think you should take photos and complain to them!

Would a scone help?

Ginner pliz to not worry about twinges. Which is, I know, like telling Casserolmop not to turn cream teas into the lost chapter of the karma Sutra.

Cross post there Cass but I rest my case....

You're just JEALOUS because salt has no place at the crema tea table and well you know it young lady.

Now come over here and let me spread you over my chips

hello, getting proper saucy in here. have i missed out on the cream tea? got my last jar of damson jam to throw in the mix. fruty and a little tart so would go well with the clotted cream

have missed the book chat scorps (good news re: oestrogen!!!) but loved the pullman books, and that hunger trilogy looks right up my street so thanks for the tip drom. more of a sci-fi girl than fantasy anyway and have always been intrigued by possibly fucked up futures (wyndhams crysalids was one of my favourites as a kid)

is it me or is it a bit weird that 3 of us have clinic appointment ON THE SAME day, seriously what are the odds on that happening? welcome to the 9/9 club loulou

oh dear, i've only just realised cass's last post was over an hr ago, silly me talking to an empty palais.

ecccchhhhoooo ooooo oooooo oooo.

whhoooooo oooooo ooooooo.

bolllllllllloooo ooooooo ooooocks.

(sorry 4 childish behaviour) will tidy up bits of squashed scone off bean bags and floor and wipe the cream smeared fingure prints of the walls before i go....

catch ya all tomorrow.

I am here SaladSpinner though my eyes are closing and I am going to bed. BTW LauriePoo 9th does seem to be the day for the three of us! How wierd.

Lyra I almost wondered if I could call my kid (should there be one) Lyra, but that would be too cheesy. Nice name though, isn't it?

I read about defect sperm and big men. Decided to menkul about his weight, not mine . Wonder if NICE has anything to say about that. I am tired and not making sense.

Hello, so sorry I've been MIA and AWOL since - well, pretty much last Friday - life has just been mental.

No sign yet of the droid here - was due 2 days ago if cycle is being 6 week one as it has for the last 3 or 4, but really trying not to get hopes up as I had an 8 week cycle in Feb....have appointment with GP tomorrow to discuss what next, but also have to take DD with me to the appointment - and she hates the Doctor's!!

Um. Well. Yes. Morning.

I seem to have a second line on a piss stick.

It's day 27 of 28/29, it's fairly faint, but it's defnitely there.

Cass! Oh my dear old thing! i'm on my damn phone and can't Write much but i'm grinning like a loon and erm, seem to have a speck of dust in my eye. . . Oh this is wonderful WONDERFUL! Love and blessings and cake and cream to you! More from me when at my desk!

Whoooooohoooooooooooo!!!!!!! Cass...congratulations!!!

CASS That's fantastic news to start the day!!! Well done you (oh & Mr Cass!).

Oh, too many !!!!!!! but I'm vey excited for you.