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To cry at this? Did you?

222 replies

Sandals12 · 13/12/2023 15:53

Yabu- I didnt cry

Yanbu- I did or nearly cried

Written by a relative...stick it out to the end (2 minute read). Feedback welcome

What Christmas means to me.

“Are you all set for Christmas?” we hear,
A question that always strikes fear.

No, the Elf is not on the shelf,
Nor have I ordered the turkey or beer,
The cards haven't been sent,
On presents, not a penny spent!

However, when December rolls around,
I will only be found,
Knee deep in glitter,
With tinsel up to my ears.

To me, this is what Christmas has always been.

Then carol singing and school plays,
And itchy Christmas jumper days,
Indulgent food and mulled wine,
Praying Amazon arrives on time!
Work dos with uncomfortable shoes,
Drinking plenty of ….juice.

Time with family and friends, and festive fun.
Isn't it the same for everyone?

Decoration and dessert preparation,
Advent Calendar anticipation,
The whole house now smells like a cinnamon roll…
How long is left to go?

At last, the big day arrives and Santa has been,
The living room carpet can no longer be seen,
Under plastic, cardboard, wrapping and more,
“Next year…we are NOT going overboard!”

Home Alone on the box and novelty socks,
Too many treats, turkey sleeps, The King's Speech!
Then Pringles…on repeat.
This is what Christmas means to me…

Me…me..
So blinded by the Christmas lights,
Shopping and food delights,
So wrapped up in preparing gifts,
Entertaining and Santa visits,
That I couldn't even stop and bother
To look and see,
What the season brings for others.
Me...How blind I've been.

For both far and near,
Some will not be feeling such festive cheer.

There's a world we cannot know,
Far away from ours,
Where ashes fall like snow,
And missiles obscure the stars.

These lives have become undone,
Where's the joy? Where's the fun?
Displaced from where they once called home.
“Mummy, how will Santa know where to come?”

There’s local children, who know Santa only as fable,
Told “He'll bring what he is able”,
Who will have to queue for a seat at a Christmas table.

The family on the nice side of the street,
Wanting for nothing with the world at their feet,
Who'd now trade all their Christmas wishes,
For a day with Daddy whose death was 'not suspicious'.

A neighbour over the fence,
Responds to friendly banter,
But wears sunglasses in winter,
A raised glass will mean dire consequence.

And wee Granny, who once made Christmas lunch for all,
Her family now hung on the wall,
Of whose names she can't recall.
“We'll take her out for the day”, they say.

...And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day.

OP posts:
MermaidEyes · 15/12/2023 15:11

Jacfrost · 15/12/2023 12:09

We'd like to say a big thank you to all pupils who entered our Christmas poetry competition, you all worked very hard. The winner is our mealtime assistant Mrs Smith 🤣

I'm sorry but this made me laugh 😂

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 15:55

I hope you all get very honest opinions about things this Christmas...

For example...

"Does this outfit make me look fat, ive tried another diet?"

"of course, as fat as always". Are you sure you started that diet...

Then the rest of the room join in with the 'truthful' comments...

Then a gorgeous thin friend starts comparing herself to you, showing you examples of when she looked thin on the beach...

Based on obesity rates this will apply to a fair few of you!

Imagine how a dose of brutal honesty would make you feel, even when you asked for it.

The posters know who the above is aimed at. No need for it.

Some people arent good at poetry, some not good at dieting. Some feedback is expected, not a hurtful barrage, with accusations of lies.

Let's hope this thread gets taken down as the OP requested.

Sugarfish · 15/12/2023 16:12

ChungkingPineapple · 15/12/2023 13:37

In a room cluttered with papers, the poetess sat,
Intending to write a Christmas poem, both this and that.
"I'll tackle the joy and the sorrow," she boldly declared,
"But poetry's a tricky beast," she slightly despaired.

"Christmas, oh Christmas," she started to write,
"A time of joy, of stars so bright.
But let's not forget, in some corners of the earth,
The day’s not all cheer, not all mirth.

In some homes, where love should be king,
Harsh words are spoken, and hands might sting.
And in distant lands, where children should play,
War keeps Santa and his reindeer away.

But, oh, how my verses seem to stumble and fall,
I wanted deep meaning, but I'm just hitting a wall.
For every solemn line that I earnestly pen,
Ends up sounding like a chicken scratching in a hen.

I thought I'd write of families, gathering near,
But it turned into a tale of Aunt Mabel's burnt reindeer.
I wanted to capture the world's pain and strife,
Instead, I've penned an ode to my Uncle's dull kitchen knife.

And those children, far away from festive cheer,
I aimed for poignant, but it's awkwardly austere.
It’s a poem that’s meant to be read aloud,
But I fear it would just disappear in a crowd.

I'm no master of words, no spinner of tales,
My attempts at deep meaning are of no avail.
I wanted a poem of Christmas, both happy and blue,
But it's turning into a farce, without a clue.

So here I am, with my pen and my plight,
A poetess trying to capture Christmas night.
I wanted to show the world, in a verse so keen,
The beauty and sadness, the seen and unseen.

But I'm just a poet, not so profound,
My words are lost, in the holiday sound.
My Christmas poem, a juxtaposition of sorts,
Like a holiday sweater, a tad too short."

She sighed and she chuckled at her curious fate,
Her poem of Christmas, both early and late.
A tale of a season, with ups and downs,
Written by a poetess, with smiles and frowns.

So with a shrug and a smile, she closed her book,
Her Christmas poem, with its own unique look.
It may not be perfect, but it's earnest and true,
A blend of the season, from her point of view.

Haha I actually like this, was it you or AI? And was it supposed to be in the same rhythm (not sure if that’s the right word for poetry) as the night before Christmas? Because that’s how I read it in my head

ChungkingPineapple · 15/12/2023 16:14

Sugarfish · 15/12/2023 16:12

Haha I actually like this, was it you or AI? And was it supposed to be in the same rhythm (not sure if that’s the right word for poetry) as the night before Christmas? Because that’s how I read it in my head

It was a collaboration between me and AI, and no not the Night Before Christmas, but it does kinda work like that!

SignoraItaliana · 15/12/2023 17:10

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 15:55

I hope you all get very honest opinions about things this Christmas...

For example...

"Does this outfit make me look fat, ive tried another diet?"

"of course, as fat as always". Are you sure you started that diet...

Then the rest of the room join in with the 'truthful' comments...

Then a gorgeous thin friend starts comparing herself to you, showing you examples of when she looked thin on the beach...

Based on obesity rates this will apply to a fair few of you!

Imagine how a dose of brutal honesty would make you feel, even when you asked for it.

The posters know who the above is aimed at. No need for it.

Some people arent good at poetry, some not good at dieting. Some feedback is expected, not a hurtful barrage, with accusations of lies.

Let's hope this thread gets taken down as the OP requested.

What has fat shaming got to do with anything?

Go eat a pie FFS 😂😂

Ortila · 15/12/2023 17:15

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 15:55

I hope you all get very honest opinions about things this Christmas...

For example...

"Does this outfit make me look fat, ive tried another diet?"

"of course, as fat as always". Are you sure you started that diet...

Then the rest of the room join in with the 'truthful' comments...

Then a gorgeous thin friend starts comparing herself to you, showing you examples of when she looked thin on the beach...

Based on obesity rates this will apply to a fair few of you!

Imagine how a dose of brutal honesty would make you feel, even when you asked for it.

The posters know who the above is aimed at. No need for it.

Some people arent good at poetry, some not good at dieting. Some feedback is expected, not a hurtful barrage, with accusations of lies.

Let's hope this thread gets taken down as the OP requested.

wut?

Jacfrost · 15/12/2023 17:38

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 15:55

I hope you all get very honest opinions about things this Christmas...

For example...

"Does this outfit make me look fat, ive tried another diet?"

"of course, as fat as always". Are you sure you started that diet...

Then the rest of the room join in with the 'truthful' comments...

Then a gorgeous thin friend starts comparing herself to you, showing you examples of when she looked thin on the beach...

Based on obesity rates this will apply to a fair few of you!

Imagine how a dose of brutal honesty would make you feel, even when you asked for it.

The posters know who the above is aimed at. No need for it.

Some people arent good at poetry, some not good at dieting. Some feedback is expected, not a hurtful barrage, with accusations of lies.

Let's hope this thread gets taken down as the OP requested.

That's a poor analogy. Somebody asking whether an outfit makes them look fat would have been akin to the OP just posting the poem and asking if it were bad.

If she'd done that, I bet the replies would have been far kinder and more encouraging.

But the whole premise of the thread was asking whether the poem made other people cry... an assumption that it was good enough to evoke that kind of emotion. No wonder people have been brutally honest.

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 17:51

But it has since decended into a lot more than saying "no it doesn't make me cry", hasn't it? Gone far too far. Accusations of lies, for example. Poking fun. Far beyond poem critiques.

Just an example to show that the brutal truth doesn't always need to be shown in so many ways. Akin to bullying amd making fun out of someone. Things you'd never say to someone's face.

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 17:56

And weight sensitivities are common to 50percent of the population, yet we are so careful not to shame. Shaming for other things is OK though...as long as you can hide behind a keyboard.

We all can see people are using their 'critiques' to be nasty and somehow feel better about themselves/ entertain themselves.

bruffin · 15/12/2023 18:03

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 17:51

But it has since decended into a lot more than saying "no it doesn't make me cry", hasn't it? Gone far too far. Accusations of lies, for example. Poking fun. Far beyond poem critiques.

Just an example to show that the brutal truth doesn't always need to be shown in so many ways. Akin to bullying amd making fun out of someone. Things you'd never say to someone's face.

If op eanted critique she should have put it on the creative writing board not impose it on the christmas board. There have bern a few dreadful poems in reply to posts recently, not sure if it's the op or not, but not something that needs to be encoursged.
There are too many posts by wannabe writers as it is.

FestiveFrederica · 15/12/2023 18:10

Oh look! Someone has managed to shoehorn some comments about obesity into a completely unrelated topic 🤔. The fat phobia is strong with this one

LucillaTeatime · 16/12/2023 18:48

You are Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings and I claim my UK5£.

NoTouch · 17/12/2023 00:09

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 15:55

I hope you all get very honest opinions about things this Christmas...

For example...

"Does this outfit make me look fat, ive tried another diet?"

"of course, as fat as always". Are you sure you started that diet...

Then the rest of the room join in with the 'truthful' comments...

Then a gorgeous thin friend starts comparing herself to you, showing you examples of when she looked thin on the beach...

Based on obesity rates this will apply to a fair few of you!

Imagine how a dose of brutal honesty would make you feel, even when you asked for it.

The posters know who the above is aimed at. No need for it.

Some people arent good at poetry, some not good at dieting. Some feedback is expected, not a hurtful barrage, with accusations of lies.

Let's hope this thread gets taken down as the OP requested.

Totally ridiculous and inappropriate comparison.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 17/12/2023 14:20

Thought that I’d write a Shakespearean sonnet
And celebrate the joy of winter time.
But once I sat down to get right on it,
I needed to nail the rhythm and rhyme.
Pentameter means each line is ten beats
And the rhyme scheme is just as provoking.
Much simpler, methinks, to write it in tweets
And minimise the risk of me choking.
Will Shakespeare - he penned some hundreds of these
And the critics, his verses are praising.
The rest of us lift our pens just to freeze:
Our creative attempts less amazing.
I get fourteen lines so one left to go:
Merry Christmas to all - please let it snow!

GilesRupert · 18/12/2023 00:58

Is your relative Sandra Bond?

YouHaveAnArse · 18/12/2023 10:19

Loud will ring
The Christmas bell
Mumsnet gifts us
With doggerel

YouHaveAnArse · 18/12/2023 10:21

Funnylines113 · 15/12/2023 15:55

I hope you all get very honest opinions about things this Christmas...

For example...

"Does this outfit make me look fat, ive tried another diet?"

"of course, as fat as always". Are you sure you started that diet...

Then the rest of the room join in with the 'truthful' comments...

Then a gorgeous thin friend starts comparing herself to you, showing you examples of when she looked thin on the beach...

Based on obesity rates this will apply to a fair few of you!

Imagine how a dose of brutal honesty would make you feel, even when you asked for it.

The posters know who the above is aimed at. No need for it.

Some people arent good at poetry, some not good at dieting. Some feedback is expected, not a hurtful barrage, with accusations of lies.

Let's hope this thread gets taken down as the OP requested.

You need more interesting friends. None of mine ever have diets as a topic of conversation, or have photos handy to compare one with another.

SoYoung · 18/12/2023 16:27

I didn't cry. I did cringe though.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 18/12/2023 21:56

No, sorry.
What is guaranteed to make me cry at Christmas is little kids singing Away In A Manger.

SparkIehoof · 21/12/2023 12:52

I do appreciate the genuine feedback from those who took the time to read and understand the poem

What's to understand?

IncompleteSenten · 21/12/2023 12:57

Why did you put another adult's 'poem' on a poetry site under your name? Did they ask you to plaster it all over the internet?
Given the feedback you've had don't you think it's cruel ? Btw - If you want the thread to vanish from mumsnet, that would be a good angle to use.

Prettypennies · 21/12/2023 16:51

tree lights, so bright
first poem I read tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
hadn’t read that poem tonight

😄

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