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To cry at this? Did you?

222 replies

Sandals12 · 13/12/2023 15:53

Yabu- I didnt cry

Yanbu- I did or nearly cried

Written by a relative...stick it out to the end (2 minute read). Feedback welcome

What Christmas means to me.

“Are you all set for Christmas?” we hear,
A question that always strikes fear.

No, the Elf is not on the shelf,
Nor have I ordered the turkey or beer,
The cards haven't been sent,
On presents, not a penny spent!

However, when December rolls around,
I will only be found,
Knee deep in glitter,
With tinsel up to my ears.

To me, this is what Christmas has always been.

Then carol singing and school plays,
And itchy Christmas jumper days,
Indulgent food and mulled wine,
Praying Amazon arrives on time!
Work dos with uncomfortable shoes,
Drinking plenty of ….juice.

Time with family and friends, and festive fun.
Isn't it the same for everyone?

Decoration and dessert preparation,
Advent Calendar anticipation,
The whole house now smells like a cinnamon roll…
How long is left to go?

At last, the big day arrives and Santa has been,
The living room carpet can no longer be seen,
Under plastic, cardboard, wrapping and more,
“Next year…we are NOT going overboard!”

Home Alone on the box and novelty socks,
Too many treats, turkey sleeps, The King's Speech!
Then Pringles…on repeat.
This is what Christmas means to me…

Me…me..
So blinded by the Christmas lights,
Shopping and food delights,
So wrapped up in preparing gifts,
Entertaining and Santa visits,
That I couldn't even stop and bother
To look and see,
What the season brings for others.
Me...How blind I've been.

For both far and near,
Some will not be feeling such festive cheer.

There's a world we cannot know,
Far away from ours,
Where ashes fall like snow,
And missiles obscure the stars.

These lives have become undone,
Where's the joy? Where's the fun?
Displaced from where they once called home.
“Mummy, how will Santa know where to come?”

There’s local children, who know Santa only as fable,
Told “He'll bring what he is able”,
Who will have to queue for a seat at a Christmas table.

The family on the nice side of the street,
Wanting for nothing with the world at their feet,
Who'd now trade all their Christmas wishes,
For a day with Daddy whose death was 'not suspicious'.

A neighbour over the fence,
Responds to friendly banter,
But wears sunglasses in winter,
A raised glass will mean dire consequence.

And wee Granny, who once made Christmas lunch for all,
Her family now hung on the wall,
Of whose names she can't recall.
“We'll take her out for the day”, they say.

...And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day.

OP posts:
randomstress · 13/12/2023 16:56

It works reasonably well for the game we always used to play with our gran's copy of The People's Friend where we can to guess the last words of poetry lines.
Poetry is really difficult to write, I think it's the hardest form to produce anything readable in. I wouldn't let your relative be put off by writing one piece of doggerel.

LauderSyme · 13/12/2023 16:58

Ortila · 13/12/2023 16:44

I liked the bit where granny killed her family and strung them up around the house. That has potential to be interesting.

It didn't make me cry though.

😆😆 Exactly how I read it too!

I appreciate the sentiments OP but am afraid I agree with others that it isn't superbly poetically written.

Words beautifully put together can and do make me cry quite often.

Isometimeswonder · 13/12/2023 16:59

Read 3 lines and gave up. Cringy and awful.

SmileyClare · 13/12/2023 17:00

I’ve never cried reading poetry in my life.

AmyandPhilipfan · 13/12/2023 17:01

I'm guessing the relative wrote it, OP thinks it's shit, and is confused by all the fawning that's currently going on on FB with people 'amazed' and 'crying their eyes out' over it. I feel similar when I see poems like that shared.

LoveTheDarts · 13/12/2023 17:02

riotlady · 13/12/2023 16:52

No it didn’t make me cry but if it was written by one of your children I think they’ve done a good job and tried to get lots of emotive images in. My first poem as a child started “Oh no, the flowers are having a party, the rose called the poppy farty” so they’re certainly a cut above that standard 😂

🤣 I think your poem sounds way better than this one.

Hereforthebunfights · 13/12/2023 17:02

This is really bad poetry.

SignoraItaliana · 13/12/2023 17:03

Too twee for me.

Spirallingdownwards · 13/12/2023 17:03

If your 7 year old wrote it then that's fine. If not then it's cringeworthy.

givemethetea · 13/12/2023 17:06

Yabu, not even anywhere near a tear

Shodan · 13/12/2023 17:06

I want to read the rest of the farty poppy poem

Sandals12 · 13/12/2023 17:08

She wrote it for a wee poetry competition in a school so she is not a professional poet obviously, and no one else writing one will be professional either. The instruction was to write 'what Christmas means to me' but also to reflect on how Christmas may be for others....so I think it fits the brief.

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TeacherPlease · 13/12/2023 17:09

Ortila · 13/12/2023 16:44

I liked the bit where granny killed her family and strung them up around the house. That has potential to be interesting.

It didn't make me cry though.

I laughed out loud at this. It would make for a better poem if it had a serial killer…

Topseyt123 · 13/12/2023 17:09

It doesn't do much for me, sorry.

Sentimental stuff. If written by a child then it's good, but it isn't my style.

MermaidEyes · 13/12/2023 17:10

If a child/teen wrote it then it's not bad, but it's certainly not going to make anyone cry.

furtivetussling · 13/12/2023 17:12

Didn't move me in the slightest, and we lost Granny earlier this year.

mondaytosunday · 13/12/2023 17:12

YABU - too obvious, but if a child wrote it well done (though 'consequence' is a tricky line - doesn't quite work). Liked the first half much better.

SmileyClare · 13/12/2023 17:13

If it’s a child’s entry for a school competition then it’s understandable to feel proud of your relative and touched by the sentiment.

Expecting strangers on SM to cry their eyes out is a bit misguided 😂

Conducting a poll on whether readers cry or “nearly cry” is really strange!?

HotGirlInHell · 13/12/2023 17:13

I would cry if I had to read past the first terribly written verse.

FuckingHellAdele · 13/12/2023 17:14

Sandals12 · 13/12/2023 17:08

She wrote it for a wee poetry competition in a school so she is not a professional poet obviously, and no one else writing one will be professional either. The instruction was to write 'what Christmas means to me' but also to reflect on how Christmas may be for others....so I think it fits the brief.

Written by a child, for a school competition, it's good. I can see why it would make you cry.

Just won't have the same impact for other people, particularly those of us who have Facebook Mawkishness Fatigue

GlobetrottingPercy · 13/12/2023 17:14

So did you want everyone to say how great your child’s poem was? Or did you want people to be brutally honest and say it was bad? I’m not sure we should be posting our children’s work up to be judged by strangers on the internet - they will get enough criticism in life without their parents inviting it in!

neeep · 13/12/2023 17:15

Yawn

WhatsInStoreFor2024 · 13/12/2023 17:16

Don't give up the day job!

BeadedBubbles · 13/12/2023 17:16

It didn't make me cry I'm afraid - and it doesn't take much these days. But potentially very good depending on the age of the child.

ChateauDuMont · 13/12/2023 17:16

Load of old cobblers.