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To cry at this? Did you?

222 replies

Sandals12 · 13/12/2023 15:53

Yabu- I didnt cry

Yanbu- I did or nearly cried

Written by a relative...stick it out to the end (2 minute read). Feedback welcome

What Christmas means to me.

“Are you all set for Christmas?” we hear,
A question that always strikes fear.

No, the Elf is not on the shelf,
Nor have I ordered the turkey or beer,
The cards haven't been sent,
On presents, not a penny spent!

However, when December rolls around,
I will only be found,
Knee deep in glitter,
With tinsel up to my ears.

To me, this is what Christmas has always been.

Then carol singing and school plays,
And itchy Christmas jumper days,
Indulgent food and mulled wine,
Praying Amazon arrives on time!
Work dos with uncomfortable shoes,
Drinking plenty of ….juice.

Time with family and friends, and festive fun.
Isn't it the same for everyone?

Decoration and dessert preparation,
Advent Calendar anticipation,
The whole house now smells like a cinnamon roll…
How long is left to go?

At last, the big day arrives and Santa has been,
The living room carpet can no longer be seen,
Under plastic, cardboard, wrapping and more,
“Next year…we are NOT going overboard!”

Home Alone on the box and novelty socks,
Too many treats, turkey sleeps, The King's Speech!
Then Pringles…on repeat.
This is what Christmas means to me…

Me…me..
So blinded by the Christmas lights,
Shopping and food delights,
So wrapped up in preparing gifts,
Entertaining and Santa visits,
That I couldn't even stop and bother
To look and see,
What the season brings for others.
Me...How blind I've been.

For both far and near,
Some will not be feeling such festive cheer.

There's a world we cannot know,
Far away from ours,
Where ashes fall like snow,
And missiles obscure the stars.

These lives have become undone,
Where's the joy? Where's the fun?
Displaced from where they once called home.
“Mummy, how will Santa know where to come?”

There’s local children, who know Santa only as fable,
Told “He'll bring what he is able”,
Who will have to queue for a seat at a Christmas table.

The family on the nice side of the street,
Wanting for nothing with the world at their feet,
Who'd now trade all their Christmas wishes,
For a day with Daddy whose death was 'not suspicious'.

A neighbour over the fence,
Responds to friendly banter,
But wears sunglasses in winter,
A raised glass will mean dire consequence.

And wee Granny, who once made Christmas lunch for all,
Her family now hung on the wall,
Of whose names she can't recall.
“We'll take her out for the day”, they say.

...And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day.

OP posts:
LubaLuca · 13/12/2023 18:14

@ChungkingPineapple that made me cry.

IncompleteSenten · 13/12/2023 18:16

ChungkingPineapple · 13/12/2023 17:55

I did think it would be weird for a child to write it but giving the OP benefit of the doubt!

Could be a teenager. Kids are in school till 16-18. Doesn't have to be a small child.

ChungkingPineapple · 13/12/2023 18:19

True but it seems younger.

bartbert235 · 13/12/2023 18:29

Well I wear sun glasses all year round! I have sensitive eyes. Hope people don't assume I'm hiding black eyes

GodDammitCecil · 13/12/2023 18:34

SmileyClare · 13/12/2023 17:54

This wasn’t written by a child- far too many adult references; work dos ,alcohol etc.

The sentiment - Do “they” know it’s Christmas? has become a bit of a tired trope.

Not to mention, ‘they’ don’t actually care if they’re Jewish or Muslim.

@ChungkingPineapple - that AI poem is scarily good….

ChungkingPineapple · 13/12/2023 18:48

@GodDammitCecil I know! I wouldn’t say it’s a great poem but considering it’s AI it’s not too shabby!

Nimblesandbimbles · 13/12/2023 18:59

SpideyVerse · 13/12/2023 18:08

@Nimblesandbimbles
Raising a glass refers to the occasion being an alcoholic or excessive drunk's justification for just 1 drink to make a toast or have a sociable tipple, and that initial drink descending into far too many, prompting sunglasses for a hangover, or worse (after getting involved in a punch-up, or striking out at a loved-one) to hide their own or partner's black eye.

@SpideyVerse, I did not know this! I’m surprised a child did!

flowerpotmike · 13/12/2023 19:01

I'm pretty sure it wasn't written by a child or teenager. The phrases and references are all too old fashioned.

DuesToTheDirt · 13/12/2023 20:14

Nimblesandbimbles · 13/12/2023 18:59

@SpideyVerse, I did not know this! I’m surprised a child did!

But it doesn't, in general, it just means making a toast and lifting up the drink in your hand.

SmileyClare · 13/12/2023 20:25

Which part made you cry?

It touches on various issues - war torn countries, children in poverty, death of a parent, dementia and an increase in domestic violence fuelled by alcohol.

I could understand crying if one of those issues is particularly raw and sensitive to you.

It doesn’t delve deeply into anything though so the sentiment (let’s think of those less fortunate than us) isn’t very moving or insightful.

timeforacoffeebreak · 13/12/2023 20:32

On another note - Here's a Christmas poem I had published when I was 13 -

Christmas pudding keeps a family together, When the fire keeps you toasty and warm.
The juicy currants and cake keep us going
When everyone wakes up at dawn.
The ripping of paper sounds wonderful
As does the clatter of presents on the floor
As the day draws on we wait to hear the - knocking of family at the door.
We sing songs as we wait around the table
For the turkey and stuffing to crisp up,
Whilst the adults are happily drinking cup after cup after cup.
As the night draws in it is cosy
The sound of Jingle Bells fills the air
Yawning, we all become sleepy
and the Pyjamas received we shall wear.
Snow or no snow it's amazing
Still a winter wonderland
Hand warmers, scarves and gloves
Family hand in hand.

Jacfrost · 13/12/2023 20:36

That's one of the worst pieces of poetry I've ever read, I wouldn't know where to start critiquing it 😂

It would have its audience though. The kind of person who posts on FB about the good old days when we didn't wear seatbelts and we're all still here, share if you agree that gollywogs aren't offensive and xl bullies shouldn't be banned.

Theraffarian · 13/12/2023 20:39

Well I read it , hoping it would improve as it went along , but no unfortunately not . I’m obviously an emotional vacuum.

SmileyClare · 13/12/2023 20:42

That’s a really sweet poem - your 13 year old self conjured up a great atmospheric scene! @timeforacoffeebreak

You must have been so chuffed to have it published!

Jacfrost · 13/12/2023 20:52

flowerpotmike · 13/12/2023 19:01

I'm pretty sure it wasn't written by a child or teenager. The phrases and references are all too old fashioned.

Definitely not written by a child. I think OP is trying to back pedal and save face there

LadyMacbethWasMisunderstood · 13/12/2023 20:54

Some of the comments are unfair and unkind. I’m guessing it’s been written by your child OP for a school competition or homework? I used to write poetry and won a few prizes when a child/teen. I found some a while ago and cringed at them even though they were really well received by my teachers.

I think it shows empathy and insight and, depending on the age of your child, shows promise. I assume, given the adult themes that your child is an older teen. I would expect an A level student who writes a lot to be able to produce something that scans a bit better. If GCSE level then I think that’s more impressive. Either way, the poem is certainly heartfelt and expressive, with a few nice phrases.

But no it did not even nearly make me cry.

NoTouch · 13/12/2023 21:08

Yabu

Assuming you want honesty, I had to force myself to finish reading it to see what I was missing. I didn't find it.

SmileyClare · 13/12/2023 21:19

You could try sharing it on Facebook?

Its guaranteed to get a few “literally sobbing” “I’m crying buckets” “can’t see for tears here” responses 😂

Its definitely written by a middle aged woman though- moaning about un comfy shoes at a work do and dessert prep is the give away.

forjustnow · 13/12/2023 21:26

Is your relative AI?

determinedtomakethiswork · 13/12/2023 22:11

It's really awful! Did you write it yourself?

bartbert235 · 13/12/2023 23:01

timeforacoffeebreak · 13/12/2023 20:32

On another note - Here's a Christmas poem I had published when I was 13 -

Christmas pudding keeps a family together, When the fire keeps you toasty and warm.
The juicy currants and cake keep us going
When everyone wakes up at dawn.
The ripping of paper sounds wonderful
As does the clatter of presents on the floor
As the day draws on we wait to hear the - knocking of family at the door.
We sing songs as we wait around the table
For the turkey and stuffing to crisp up,
Whilst the adults are happily drinking cup after cup after cup.
As the night draws in it is cosy
The sound of Jingle Bells fills the air
Yawning, we all become sleepy
and the Pyjamas received we shall wear.
Snow or no snow it's amazing
Still a winter wonderland
Hand warmers, scarves and gloves
Family hand in hand.

Oh that's so sweet. I love it

SpideyVerse · 13/12/2023 23:31

Nimblesandbimbles · Today 18:59
"@SpideyVerse, I did not know this! I’m surprised a child did!"
DuesToTheDirt · Today 20:14
"But it doesn't, in general, it just means making a toast and lifting up the drink in your hand."

Yes, @Nimblesandbimbles , @DuesToTheDirt is correct that "raising a glass" means toasting a person/occasion/season, etc with your (typically alcoholic) drink.
In this instance/verse, the writer's decision to associate that phrase with "dire consequences" and "sunglasses in winter" is what infers the underlying context - that the neighbour ended up having a few too many and is (at least) nursing a hangover, or (at worst) hiding a bruise.

SpideyVerse · 14/12/2023 01:18

@Sandals12
It may have been an error in judgement to mention the terms YABU / YANBU in your OP.
That can often invite a brutal pile-on!
(Plus the fact that it was for a school competition and its required subject matter/brief, was an unfortunate ommission in the OP.)

I'm inclined to agee with @randomstress and think it was unwise to post a youngster's original work publicly online anyway - let alone on Mumsnet.

Well done to your junior relative, though.
S/he can be proud of this writing, and is clearly insightful - long may they continue to hone their craft and be a sensitive thinker.

ItsTimeToWrite · 14/12/2023 07:24

Op i actually think the poem is brilliant. I really like it!

It didn't make me cry but the line about children worrying about if Santa will know where to come did get to me.

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