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To cry at this? Did you?

222 replies

Sandals12 · 13/12/2023 15:53

Yabu- I didnt cry

Yanbu- I did or nearly cried

Written by a relative...stick it out to the end (2 minute read). Feedback welcome

What Christmas means to me.

“Are you all set for Christmas?” we hear,
A question that always strikes fear.

No, the Elf is not on the shelf,
Nor have I ordered the turkey or beer,
The cards haven't been sent,
On presents, not a penny spent!

However, when December rolls around,
I will only be found,
Knee deep in glitter,
With tinsel up to my ears.

To me, this is what Christmas has always been.

Then carol singing and school plays,
And itchy Christmas jumper days,
Indulgent food and mulled wine,
Praying Amazon arrives on time!
Work dos with uncomfortable shoes,
Drinking plenty of ….juice.

Time with family and friends, and festive fun.
Isn't it the same for everyone?

Decoration and dessert preparation,
Advent Calendar anticipation,
The whole house now smells like a cinnamon roll…
How long is left to go?

At last, the big day arrives and Santa has been,
The living room carpet can no longer be seen,
Under plastic, cardboard, wrapping and more,
“Next year…we are NOT going overboard!”

Home Alone on the box and novelty socks,
Too many treats, turkey sleeps, The King's Speech!
Then Pringles…on repeat.
This is what Christmas means to me…

Me…me..
So blinded by the Christmas lights,
Shopping and food delights,
So wrapped up in preparing gifts,
Entertaining and Santa visits,
That I couldn't even stop and bother
To look and see,
What the season brings for others.
Me...How blind I've been.

For both far and near,
Some will not be feeling such festive cheer.

There's a world we cannot know,
Far away from ours,
Where ashes fall like snow,
And missiles obscure the stars.

These lives have become undone,
Where's the joy? Where's the fun?
Displaced from where they once called home.
“Mummy, how will Santa know where to come?”

There’s local children, who know Santa only as fable,
Told “He'll bring what he is able”,
Who will have to queue for a seat at a Christmas table.

The family on the nice side of the street,
Wanting for nothing with the world at their feet,
Who'd now trade all their Christmas wishes,
For a day with Daddy whose death was 'not suspicious'.

A neighbour over the fence,
Responds to friendly banter,
But wears sunglasses in winter,
A raised glass will mean dire consequence.

And wee Granny, who once made Christmas lunch for all,
Her family now hung on the wall,
Of whose names she can't recall.
“We'll take her out for the day”, they say.

...And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day.

OP posts:
randomstress · 13/12/2023 16:29

I think this kind of very sentimental rhyming poetry has an audience but I don't think mumsnet is going to be it.
I would suggest Facebook might work better.

AuntieMarys · 13/12/2023 16:29

Just awful. It will be all over FB soon. Sickly and sentimental

NeverDropYourMooncup · 13/12/2023 16:33

Pretty sure there's leeway to add a bellowed

"Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of YOUUUU"

and something about whether Syrians know it's Christmas time.

CarrieMoonbeams · 13/12/2023 16:34

Nimblesandbimbles · 13/12/2023 16:15

Ummm not great OP I’m afraid. It feels very forced in terms of trying to get you to feel stuff. Very heavy handed & sentimental. I don’t understand this bit:

A neighbour over the fence,
Responds to friendly banter,
But wears sunglasses in winter,
A raised glass will mean dire consequence

I took that bit to mean that the (female?) neighbour wears sunglasses in winter to hide her black eye caused by her "D"H when he's been drinking.

It's certainly what my mum did anyway, so I suppose that's why I reached that conclusion.

Sorry if that's a misunderstanding OP.

ForeverDelayedEpiphany · 13/12/2023 16:34

I'm going to say kindly that i understand the sentiment behind it, but it does need a bit of work.

I like how the poem is trying to portray the story behind the real."Christmas meaning", but a little more of a polished final draft and less mawkish forced rhyme might help it along.❤️🤩😊

Desecratedcoconut · 13/12/2023 16:34

Did you miss the 'share if you agree' bit?

ForeverDelayedEpiphany · 13/12/2023 16:35

AuntieMarys · 13/12/2023 16:29

Just awful. It will be all over FB soon. Sickly and sentimental

A little harsh, I wouldnt say it was awful. Just needs some work to help it a bit.

flyingvisit · 13/12/2023 16:35

Not sure what's sad about it.

sunr111se · 13/12/2023 16:37

It's a terrible attempt at a poem. I couldn't get through it all. I cry at anything and this was just boring

LubaLuca · 13/12/2023 16:37

No, it didn't even get close to making me feel emotional. I'm not a fan of that kind of newspaper letters page poetry, and this one is especially long so I lost interest.

KatBurglar · 13/12/2023 16:39

randomstress · 13/12/2023 16:29

I think this kind of very sentimental rhyming poetry has an audience but I don't think mumsnet is going to be it.
I would suggest Facebook might work better.

I'd say NetMums 😉

@Sandals12 - I am guessing it was written by one of your children. It's lovely that they want to think about how others are doing, and have awareness and compassion for people. Top parenting on your part.

The poetry is awful, but all children's poetry is awful (except my child, who is obviously a genius in every way... nope, even that's terrible.) Poetry is hard.

CantStandMeow · 13/12/2023 16:39

YABU

And I have PMS so a definite target for crying over sentimental Christmas stuff. It feels a bit tick box misery Olympics if I'm honest. But, the thought is there and if written by a DC I can see why you are touched

ForeverDelayedEpiphany · 13/12/2023 16:40

One thing that it does remind me of is those poems that are published in the good old newspaper readers' letters page... slightly too verbose. It would be better being a third shorter than it is.

Ortila · 13/12/2023 16:44

I liked the bit where granny killed her family and strung them up around the house. That has potential to be interesting.

It didn't make me cry though.

WhatsInStoreFor2024 · 13/12/2023 16:44

Load of twaddle!

therealcookiemonster · 13/12/2023 16:45

who wrote this? was it someone who had had a lobotomy?

Daisybuttercup12345 · 13/12/2023 16:46

Not for me.
No individual can solve the worlds problems either.

Nimblesandbimbles · 13/12/2023 16:48

Ah I see, you could be right @CarrieMoonbeams, so sorry you & your mum had to cope with that.

Desecratedcoconut · 13/12/2023 16:49

Ortila · 13/12/2023 16:44

I liked the bit where granny killed her family and strung them up around the house. That has potential to be interesting.

It didn't make me cry though.

🤣 The unseen Hannibal episode.

Nimblesandbimbles · 13/12/2023 16:51

I have to say that the responses on this thread have really cheered me up (sorry OP!)

riotlady · 13/12/2023 16:52

No it didn’t make me cry but if it was written by one of your children I think they’ve done a good job and tried to get lots of emotive images in. My first poem as a child started “Oh no, the flowers are having a party, the rose called the poppy farty” so they’re certainly a cut above that standard 😂

CourtenayDevon · 13/12/2023 16:54

Eeuwww no. Sorry What a load of w**k. YABU

MissBridgetJones · 13/12/2023 16:56

I get the sentiment. It's a really hard read, not because it's emotional, because your relative is not a natural poet.

Puffalicious · 13/12/2023 16:56

PamelaParis · 13/12/2023 16:03

Did you cry because it's a really bad poem?

Absolutely this!

ForeverDelayedEpiphany · 13/12/2023 16:56

therealcookiemonster · 13/12/2023 16:45

who wrote this? was it someone who had had a lobotomy?

That's not very kind. It's not that bad.😒😬