Countdown to Christmas 2020 (thread 7): To buy or not to buy a Balsam Hill Christmas tree (AKA: Christmas in July)?!

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I just noticed we only have 20 posts left and I'm off to the allotment! So here is thread 7!

Our neighbours are quite nice, but one of them is a little traffic policey

Not a clue - I'll cross that stitch when I come to it! 🤣

The only thing about one of them in the Lockdown, who lives in the corner, who has been constantly selling stuff, and totally ignoring all SD rules

We've sold stuff (listed ages ago) but left it in the porch for collection, with buyers posting the money through the main door.

She's gone to Devon . I hope she chokes on her jam n cream scone

Yummy ! Fluffy

Neros we have the opposite here - DH believes if it's in the freezer it absolutely cannot go bad so will eat anything he finds in there 🙄

Did you buy the stocking fillers or treat yourself to something with your voucher Marshmallow?

Puss we have some awful neighbours. Next door are just known as dickhead him or dickhead her in this house
We have 3 separate builders who clog up the street with lots of cars and vans, make lots of noise and and 2 of them are awful if you try and talk to them about it.
Add to that a street monitor who likes to tell everyone off and 5 neighbours with dogs who bark and it can drive you bonkers!

We have names for ours Boot , NDN is Dickhead, , Mr Wally the other side. Over the road is Breezy & Smock man .

Fluffy I love doing odd bits in breaks from work (just little things - today I put the dishwasher on and hung out some washing, yesterday I treated myself to poached eggs on toast.

😂😂 MrsMad

I've finished work and am doing a tiny amount of cross stitch now before trying to make myself look decent and going to dm's for tea (this basically means brushing my hair and putting concealer under my eyes)

I can't do jigsaws over 500 too big and l get bored

Feeling better now , took a box of sugared almods to do it mind

Almonds even

Just had a lovely glass of red pop , nothing quite like it to take you back to childhood

Help l need somebody, help not just anybody, help you know l need somebody HELP

Are you trying to send subliminal messages. Mrs?!

Ohhh l never thought about it like that Fluffy
Am ok just listening to music before Dr John Campbell posts his latest vid about CV19 on YT

Was it cherryade, by the way? You'll be bouncing off the bloody walls. And burping! 😂😂

Oh no he's not like you Fluffy, he comes out to them and has a half hour chat, shaking hands you know the kind of thing.

Yes Crazy bought some lovely sf for the DC, face and eye masks, notebooks, purses, card wallet, vouchers and stationery. Also spent the voucher on nice stuff for DH and me, underwear, toiletries, and clothes. Well pleased with myself

Sending you all my loving Mrs

We have a windscreen note writer in our street who appears to think that the kerb within 50 yards of their house belongs to them. They have put countless notes on my DD's windscreen, and drove her to tears. Might or might not have knocked on their door, and advised them as to the correct rules of the road!!

Thank you @MarshmallowManiac
Have fallen down a Beatles rabbit hole now

Ah, Marshmallow. Years ago, when DS was a baby, the dog house neighbours used to park over our drive loads. One day, we'd been out and come back in the pouring rain with a months-old baby and DD, who was about 16 months old, to them blocking our drive.

DH went over and knocked on their door to get them to move. No response. So he got the kids from the car, down the road to the house.

While he was doing that, I went over and hammered on their door until they opened it. To be greeted with 'I didn't hear you the first time.' Meaning she must have, as she mentioned it. I went FULL fishwife on her, telling shouting at her her to move it and never do it again! Not my finest moment, but she bloody deserved it, selfish cow.

Fluffy l hope they learned their lesson , ignorant A holes

OMG so they're everywhere Fluffy, we're surrounded! I bet she deserved it, they always bloody do I marched round there like a goodun, my poor DD was so upset I could've bopped 'em one!