Maryz! Maryz!! AM I BEING UNREASONABLE?

[Mintyy]

Guess wot Mary?

I have bought a CHRISTMAS present! Ho yes. And some decorations, from Paperchase.

Ohhhh

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Put your money on Mary, I'm sure she's feistier than me!

Infact, I am so feisty I'm going to make a cup of mint tea and toddle off to bed .

What reckless behaviour!

I've nearly finished my Christmas shopping. And have bought wrap, tags and cards.

Cowardly.....throws a Christmas prezzy & a few tawdry sparkles into the room & slopes off with a peppermint slurp.

Oh Maryyyy! Where are you? come out come out wherever you are ...

I finished my Christmas shopping today.

I'm onto knitting our decorations! I may listen to Christmas shoes as I do so.

I haven't actually bought a Christmas present but I have opened the junk mail catalogues that come through the door and had my annual rant at the fact something called "Presents for Men" exist. You can tell it's almost time to start shopping when I've had my festive "Presents for Men" catalogue rant.

I have shoes that I can listen too also

They call out to me in shops 'buy me buy ME' but I ignore them

Haha the least

Here I felt the need to spread the world's best Christmas song to Maryz you all.

Santa said a swear!

I started buying gifts in July.

And I watched a Christmas film last Sunday

for once I've actually bought some Christmas stuff already - presents, tags and wrap I'm never this organised and yet feel lie by being so I've commuted sons kind of faux pas?!

Oh we'll it's not every year you get a PPI payout from a bank who write to you about it - considering I don't even own an account with them anymore and couldn't even remember the account details for the loan!

Oh and it's 4 things - no where near finished!!!!!

All xmas presents brought 2 weeks ago

I have to hide a bike until Christmas......

I haven't thought this through!

I have bought nothing. Nada. Zilch.

The only thing I've done is oo and aah over the Christmas food at Aldi thread this morning and ask DH to get the Christmas cards from the attic about 20 million billion times.

He hasn't.

When can I officially start panicking fro long enough to get off MN and get my hairy arse in gear?

Iv started my xmas shopping as december is a busy time at work & dont get much child free time then.

However i was pretty shocked to see my local shopping centre has their tree up. I thought i had gone to bed last night & slept for a month

I bought all my wrap, cards and tags in the after sales last year.

25% of my shopping is finished.

I have watched the Santa Clause 2 several times. TBF, that was my son who wanted to watch that, but I was in the room.

I have been reading the M&S and Tesco Christmas food catalogues and chatting to my butcher.

Last night my husband enquired as to what kind of chocolates I was going to buy for our Advent Calendar.

Face it. It's the season already!*

*In my defence, I'm American. And I have it ingrained in me to start now so that I can do stuff for Thanksgiving as well.^

^That's my story and I'm sticking to it.