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Might just stay in here

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JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 10:08

Bit pitchforky out there.

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Pinkdrums · 28/06/2023 10:11

I’ll join you. I agree out there is a bit… 👀 and real life is too hot! I’m waiting in today for an important delivery, so of course all I want to do is go out! How’s your day going?

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 10:18

Having one of those "trying not to fall asleep at work" days... will get up and go for a walk soon to wake myself up!

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MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 28/06/2023 10:35

Some wild threads the last few days.

Catsmere · 28/06/2023 11:15

Aren't there just!

FiveShelties · 28/06/2023 11:16

Most of them made up I think.

Catchasingmewithspiders · 28/06/2023 11:17

Absolutely, I was just about to post that I was retreating to the gentle environment of the childfree forum!

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 11:55

I'm off to write a novel and not be busy.

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FiveShelties · 28/06/2023 12:00

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 11:55

I'm off to write a novel and not be busy.

Lots of creative writing on here😂

biedrona · 28/06/2023 12:07

Having a lazy and extended lunch break today....

Florissante · 28/06/2023 12:08

I'm procrastinating.

fitzwilliamdarcy · 28/06/2023 13:19

Sorry, can’t hear you, I’m in my fourth long bath of the day writing my twelve novel.

CoinsinaJar · 28/06/2023 13:28

So ... just out of interest .... how do you decide whether a thread is made up or not? Is it just that, when you read it, it's just too outlandish in some way to possibly be true? Just curious, because, I've often thought it myself but have no real way of knowing why I think that.

ItsNotRocketSalad · 28/06/2023 13:31

After finishing my second novel of the day I'm going to make some threads about parents and then get stroppy when parents reply. Then have a cocktail and write another novel.

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 13:33

ItsNotRocketSalad · 28/06/2023 13:31

After finishing my second novel of the day I'm going to make some threads about parents and then get stroppy when parents reply. Then have a cocktail and write another novel.

All of this from the bath I assume.

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MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 28/06/2023 13:35

Mind you, I did pick up plenty of tips on how to use that time that's wasted on me.

Pinkdrums · 28/06/2023 13:35

CoinsinaJar · 28/06/2023 13:28

So ... just out of interest .... how do you decide whether a thread is made up or not? Is it just that, when you read it, it's just too outlandish in some way to possibly be true? Just curious, because, I've often thought it myself but have no real way of knowing why I think that.

Just start from a position of distrust it’s much easier 😂 about 4/10 of all threads I read and go back to later are deleted because they’re trolls. People on social media are open that they write threads here to upset/goad/get funny replies etc. There are some that are obvious fetishists, some that want to opening verbally abuse people for their race/weight/class/whatever and do it subtlety or start off that way and escalate it, some don’t even bother to hide it. It’s like when the daily mail put a woman who is a size 14+ and the headline is ‘CELEBRITY flaunts her trim figure while looking glam at EVENT’, they are doing it because they know then the comments will be ‘trim’ ‘she’s a whale’ ‘more like she needs to trim some of that fat off of her’ but they don’t actually have to say it themselves.

ItsNotRocketSalad · 28/06/2023 13:53

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 13:33

All of this from the bath I assume.

Of course. I haven't been dry since 2014 when I briefly babysitted a real woman's offspring and actually had something to do to fill my empty life.

ItsNotRocketSalad · 28/06/2023 13:54

Babysitted? Babysat. Maybe I need to rethink the novel writing.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 28/06/2023 13:56

ItsNotRocketSalad · 28/06/2023 13:54

Babysitted? Babysat. Maybe I need to rethink the novel writing.

Oh I dunno. I've read books written by academics on their subject with worse grammar than that.

Jeezuswept · 28/06/2023 15:03

Just finishing a triathlon while on a cruise, because of all the energy, money and time I have.

Standard childfree day.

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 15:43

Jeezuswept · 28/06/2023 15:03

Just finishing a triathlon while on a cruise, because of all the energy, money and time I have.

Standard childfree day.

That's like a lazy Sunday to me!

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Jeezuswept · 28/06/2023 16:13

JorisBonson · 28/06/2023 15:43

That's like a lazy Sunday to me!

Isn't every day a lazy Sunday?

CatfoodOzymandias · 28/06/2023 16:21

You are all a hoot! Sorry, not childfree. I sometimes lurk and read though.

FufferPish · 28/06/2023 18:08

I just wasted my childfree life today by commuting for three hours, managing staff, marking essays, while doing all my hobbies.

From the bath.

On a cruise ship to Iceland (the country, not the shop).

CyanCrystalViolet · 28/06/2023 18:17

I had no idea this childfree board existed until today so looking forward to getting acquainted. I agree it’s mad out there.

Today I have been working on my dissertation, tearing my hair out over Excel and StatsCloud, so it’s just as well I’m childfree as I’ve reached my limit for today. I tried to go out for a walk but it’s too humid, so I aborted and came home for a shower. I am now sitting on the balcony with my DCat and pondering opening a beer.