Am now 40+5, but feeling like I've been pregnant since time immemorial and will be forever after...
Have tried acupuncture, homeopathy, hot baths, curries and various other things. Some of the self induction methods suggested by friends and family have left me in heaps in laughter:
Sex - the very thought is enough to just about kill me, and I'm pretty sure the actual reality would be the end of DP
Nipple twiddling (ideally get the breast pump out) - what, we have to start that before we've even given birth, surely not?! Having said that I am getting desperate and this does seem like one of the easier options.
Riding a motorbike over a newly ploughed field - interesting concept in London, otherwise I'm liking the idea. Would certainlly offer an entertaining distraction for a while
Do a headstand (reverse psychology) - I see another practical problem there, never was much good at yoga.
Right off to get coffee. Best of luck ladies. Will be sending labour inducing thoughts not only to my own bulbous belly, but across the land.