DS - due date, 9 hour labour, home birth, no damage (ahem)
DD - due date - 3.5 hour labour, home birth, no fecking drugs (grr) & no damage.
I swear both kids would have made excellent Gina Ford babies if I could be arsed to follow a schedule.
Like chessmum I assumed ds would be late, booked a hair appt for day after due date & sent dh to meeting the other side of the country... dh missed DS's birth. Other extreme for DD, he was on the phone to paramedics being talked through how to deliver a baby when the midwives turned up in the nick of time!