The PESH Deli - The drinks might be virginal, but that's about all...

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in to the new haven for diffed BESHies. I think a group effort is needed here (and I'm being a lazy preggo), so please add to the deli whatever you crave/love/can stomach.

Nominations are also open for sexy fathers we can hijack to serve our mouldy cheese and cured ham

And the best mocktail recipe wins...well, bugger all to be honest

casper I'm just printing off a t shirt with the slogan "Get a Life - Try Bumsex!"

rots MN comes up on google alerts - I know cos I get them! So any organisation would see any reference to themselves if they subscribe to google alerts (which are free).

So I always know if someone mentions my organisation on MN - maybe that is how someone found the fred?

who knows

iggs how do I subscribe to that? Sounds interesting...

LOL @ pony

is free and easy - go here

I find them very useful.

rots I'll print off enough for everyone and we can all wear them when we meet up.

Oh yeah! It'll be like a Hen Party, only more raunchy!!

Thanks piggle, I'll take a look.

yeay for the t-shirts! And for Google alerts! I too am a frequent user.

Off to FB now to attempt to plot some London-based PESH/BESH action...

Thought it was going to be in Yorkshire?

Meaning, other than cunty who obviously has her reasons for not wanting that, everyone else seemed to think that Yorkshire was central enough - or someone mentioned Brum?

We could see how many really downmarket pubs we can get chucked out of with our Bumsex tees and our babies on our boobs

D'you reckon we'd get into a Roy Chubby Brown gig?

(er - just in case anyone isn't sure that I jest, I don't REALLY go into pubs).

Er... what have I started?

carrots I'm talking about later this month, not post partum! Entirely separate affairs.

Sure noone would notice those t-shirts in Brum...

Yes, Yorkshire. Only 1h 50 by train from London! And wouldn't we be trying to find the cocktail bar most closely resembling the palace? Or is it going to be some "baby friendly" mummy cafe?

Oh pony it's too late to back out now....

For September I vote anywhere we can fit the sprogs and sperm donors into as well as us PESHes. Though we could leave them in another room...

OIC cas. I didn't know you were doing that (prob coz I left t'other place!)

"Skater Please to compare size of pram to size of vagina."

Am so impressed by that nappy post. Would it be wrong of me to save it for 7 months until I need it?

1. I've had shiz loads of posts deleted.

2. curly asked me by mail not to talk about sex - I had to explain that me sitting on jb's face is nothing to do with sex. I was trying to position my bumhole on his eyeball to teach him a lesson. Trufax that.

3. carrots post would've been reported by youknowwho... [lame]

4. Wrt carrots post, I'd actually Copied & Pasted it and emailed it to myself - will forward to anyone interested.

5. I iz not going to any hippy shiz lentil-shake cafe. I'll be wanting my full quota of gin. As I'll be bf'ing.

IO'm still fighting the war of the roses - taken up the muskets where my father left off

Besides, I am positively not taking a 2 month old child for a day out on the train

ooops I have accidentaly bought a red herring maternity dress on ebay for a fiver.

I didn't mean to guvnor.

I have accidentally ordered a pile of stuff off rot's website

just been idly writing a list with Hom about all the stuff we will need to get and apparently we will need about a dozen muslims . Bless.

Cossie Are you showing already or did you just get sucked in to an ebay frenzy?

Get us - we is all getting organised & shiz!

I just wanted to say thank you to you all because I'm loving being able to talk about my pregnancy with other women. My male colleagues would I fear quickly tire of my babble and my friends here are either single or had babies about 100 years ago. Or are currently going out with their alcoholic course lecturer and not using contraception...

ski no, although most of my skirts / trousers don't fit.

I was just looking to see what was around and accidentally bid on that and a bundle of 6 pairs of jeans & trousers. they've got 3 days left though.

feel a fool though as have not had scan yet

Oh purrrrrlease - curly had a Moses basket before she had a BFP!

Oi, That was a gift from my mother! I'm not that menkul. She is.

I now have:

Various maternity outfits
Moses basket, sheets, quilt and blanket
About a dozen sleepsuits and several bodysuits
Scratch mits
A changing table, with organiser pockets (and a handful of swimmer nappies that were in there)
A couple of baby girl outfits (these also came before BFP, from mother and can be explained elsewhere)
A fat belly
Stretchmarks
THE FEAR

I plan to buy and live in maxi dresses this summer. Must start the ebay hunt...