Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

Lulu - is there special laundry bleach, or are we talking just a squirt of Domestos in the powder drawer??

(Laundry ingenue)

Puzzle will be along shortly, I'm sure

Who me?

Yes, you

Ju - there are laundry bleaches but you can also use a household bleach (I would go for plain old thin bleach diluted in water) to presoak before putting in the machine. Would avoid all the domestos type thick bleaches as they have colours and fragrances added and not sure what that would do to your whites.

I wouldn't do use household bleach on newborn baby clothes though. For baby stains (posset marks etc) I use Milton sterilising spray and plenty of sunshine. That usually does the trick. But if not you may need to get something stronger.

I'm in the middle of a massive laundry-fest at the moment actually. Washing all the rugs in my mothers house to try and get rid of assorted marks made by diabolical combination of cat and toddler. Need to go to a supermarket to stock up on laundry supplies.

Has anyone tried that new Vanish foam spray that is supposed to deep clean carpets? I would really like to get my mother's carpets back to the shade of cream rather than dull grey. Not sure what products would help achieve that (other than hiring one of those industrial carpet cleaning jobbies from Homebase)

WILLIES!

APRIL MUMS LOVE TRIPLE PENETRATION.

HAPPY LULU?

I must've misunderstood when you've always claimed to be anal about finishing the threads

kiss my arse!

& to think that people think of you as being such a lady

Stop bumming me out by nicking the thread.

I have to go out in a minute anyway

But I couldn't let it go without a fight, at least! I saw the thread-finishing count! You're my arch-nemesis

You see it's not just you lot that can complete the thread.

Who said we'd finished?

Oh Springy you beast!

Oh dear. It continues. & I imagine that Puzzle hasn't actually finished yet, either. This is becoming a full-time job!

Gerroff
Or I will agree with the Vice Chancellors that your university fees should be put up sky high.
You have been warned.

You're a bully.

There'll be Fanjo Warrior civil war at this rate

I will do whatever it takes.

You didn't see me!

Oh but I did, my lovely.
You guys have no idea how insanely competitive I can be when unleashed.

Just marking my territory again.