Wow - look at me on here with all these southerners!!
Okay, tmi coming your way WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A POO, FFS???
I have been a lazy arsed cow this week, which is lovely and I'm dreading going back to work when I can't sleep for 12 hours a day. Actually, that is technically possible, but doesn't leave much time for anything else. But as I only live a 5 minute drive from where I work, I can see I am going to be the lightweight of the group!!
My boobs still really hurt - I read in bed by myself last night while DH got pissed and watched films (we're not always like this, but we're on holiday!) and he came up to see me as I was getting up for my millionth wee and just exclaimed "F*ing hell, you've got massive tits now!" Do you know what, ladies? - he's right!
Starlight I'm sure you're not the first patient at that GPs to lose it with pregnancy hormones - I would say that makes you absolutely normal. Four weeks seems like quite a long time, but we all know that they're just going to congratulate you and say that you shouldn't eat unpasturised cheeses - hardly seems worth it anyway!
Special welcome to Dragonheart was it your thread that I read about feeling wobbly about being pregnant? Glad you came to join us if it was - we can all feel wobbly together!
I feel like I'm talking to DH too much about being pregnant - I feel like Basil Fawltey with the Germans - "Don't mention the pregnancy. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it." Anyway, he started it...
Sorry, feel a bit of a comedy turn today, but at least I've stopped crying. That was clearly the fault of Muppets from Space anyway...