It's the calm before the storm (sort of) that is Fantastic February and the March Madness - we did a lot of shagging last summer! We need more JSers on this, our 44th thread!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 44th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 43rd grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 57th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

Oh pee that's sound incredibly frustrating. I think under similar circumstances I'd just tell him to shut the fuck up. Get him to vent to someone else maybe.
And explain to him how it makes you feel.

I am one irritable mama today. DH & DS both have yucky coughs so they're both feeling sorry for themselves and it's making DS particularly hard work. Gah.

Bleurgh I am not a fan of cream eggs honey. But I did just have a packet of crisps, so not virtuous

Also not a fan of creme eggs here! Too sickly.

I'm going to indulge in a very unhealthy latte today though!

Thanks guys ... I think he knows he has upset me as he's been sending random question texts skirting around asking me if I am OK. Just send a message back saying not really ...

Will have a proper chat to him later ... I like that you think I sound more reasonable Feathered! If he hadn't have gone to work I defo would have done a silent storm out followed by returning and saying something dramatic like "I DON'T EVEN NEED YOU TO DO A BABY, I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE YOU ARE USELESS." Before crying and doing a chin wobble.

I feel like a delicate fragile pregnant person not in control of her own emotions today! Seriously nearly cried in the co-op when my studio friend was nice about the dog eating her oatcakes earlier.

One thing is good though ... I have purchased a Cream Egg for mid afternoon treats! BABY/HONEY TOLD ME TO!

Oh bollocks Feathered...that's me gonna have to buy a malt loaf on the way home

Mmmm, malt loaf....

EMERGENCY ADVICE TO TEA and PUD - do not buy the new soreen 'lunch box' malt loaf packs. They're horrid. They're not moist and squidgy enough and so the whole point/essence of malt loaf is lost. Stick with the normal, old-skool malt loaf.

Pee seriously, give it to him when you get home. The reason you're probably feeling more emotional is because you feel like the you have a whole load of extra worries after his melt downs. That said, there is a flip side. My DH is very "oh, yeah, it will be fiiiine. We don't have to buy a cot/car seat/do anything/go shopping for baby stuff until just before your due date anyway" which makes me hyperventilate and try to shout.

I used to have the Soreen lunchbox packs as bike food on long rides - not too bad for that purpose. If you're wanting it with a cup of tea stick to the regular one though!

Toasted malt loaf with a slice of Stilton on top
Mmmmm...

DH currently cooking a beef bourginon (sp???) after we've had a hard days Trago Mills-ing. (Massive cheap badly designed UKIP supporting department store/warehouse thing for those who don't visit Cornwall much)

Totally cream crackered now though.

Omg would this baby move downwards just a little bit??! I can't fucking breathe! I'll take fanjo daggers and peeing every 10 mins!

Stilton?! STILTON?! On malt loaf?! Have a word with yourself Thursday. Cheddar yes. Stilton no. Interested in the concept of toasting the malt loaf though...

Thanks for the emergency advice Feathered!

Cheddar or Stilton. Not fussy here.

Feeling your pain carrot

Also wish this one would move down carrot!!! It's painful to breath some times!

Also I've been sharting so often the past few days my arse is red raw and hurts. How attractive am I?

Your poor donut hole jelly! Can you put some Savlon on it?!

...........malt loaf with......cheese???? CHEESE?

CHEESE?

flounces off thread

jelly if you have some sudocream or equivalent get practising on your own bum hole

Honestly, cheese and malt loaf is the bomb.

Cheese and malt loaf sounds bizarre! I'd try it though. Bit carby at the mo I expect. Mm I want malt loaf.

Yes anything moisturising helps I find jelly - vaseline, sudocrem, whatever. Hope it gets better soon!

Feathered Pretzel I'm with you two...who are these freaks we associate with that put fucking cheese on malt loaf!? A smidge of butter though...now there's perfection

Anyhow, forgot to buy malt loaf on the way home, so just had some galaxy caramel from the fridge. Malt loaf is on my list for packing in the hospital bag though.

Gouda hope you are well...please don't put your baby on a malt loaf though.

DP brought home some Soreen tonight! Going to try it with cheddar tomorrow. I still have the yummy Icelandic butter too...

Made a chicken soup tonight with a roast chicken from Waitrose today. It is the nicest store bought roast chicken I've ever had. Made a beautiful soup. Didn't realise there was much of a difference between supermarket brands and always thought DP was secretly being a bit ridiculous precious insisting on shopping there for meats and cheeses etc.

Speaking of cheese... how long has it been since we have heard from gouda?!

There is a rumour I consumed a creme egg AND a Lindor egg before yoga tonight...I blame u viroids entirely!!!!! clearly those who don't like creme eggs should be excommunicated
Hmmm never thought of toasting malt loaf...pondering that one.

For a moment there I got really confused... I must have left this Fred open, but was actually thinking I was reading the sw thread (which is the one I am wanting to post on) but there is an awful lot of cheese chat that just wouldn't be happening over there!!!

I'm sure you don't actually care about that though.

But... cheese on malt loaf? What?

Cheese on soreen?! No! Thick layer of butter is the only acceptable topping.

Jelly you made me lol. Your poor butthole.

You lot are making me hungry!!

Back to not being able to sleep and now also suffering from poowatch. I feel sorry for your butthole jelly but also ever so slightly jealous. Am so backed up I could do with a poonami right now!

Has gouda done a baby yet??!?

pretz 3/5ths engaged sounds promising! Gx it starts to happen soon.

pee have you had massive words with your dh yet? Grrrrr on your behalf.

Had a dream last night that babybeckett had arrived and was all squishy and smiley and ginger! (A possibility considering my dad's colouring, and I was that way inclined as a baby / am still in the sun, but dp has v dark Irish colouring so I'm expecting to be disappointed!) only 5 more months to wait...

How are you doing today Jelly?

Morning! I am also in the "can't sleep" club. Was awake 3.30-5.00 ish today. Managed to drop off but awake again now (obviously).

Never tried soreen with cheese, but I'd give it a go. Sounds odd but interesting. Creme eggs OTOH - bleurgh! They are seriously overrated.

Sorry about the arse rain jelly, but it sounds like pre-labour clear out? Gx something starts happening soon!
DP finally found my ball in the loft so sat on it for a bit yesterday. Had some bladder head butting afterwards, so hopefully baby was coaxed to shift a bit. Still feel pressure on my ribs though...