It's the calm before the storm (sort of) that is Fantastic February and the March Madness - we did a lot of shagging last summer! We need more JSers on this, our 44th thread!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 44th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 43rd grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 57th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

Yy fruit is wise. All the cheese is good if it's cooked. Which is true at any stage of life IMO.

It's a refurbed 5c, so not super exciting really but the most I could afford on credit card

I've been sat in bed all afternoon. So lazy.

Not yet creme egg mcflurry season

Yoga I've just checked on FB, and Carrot is down as a yes to go to the meet (so she'll be the pregnantist, but I have more chins). Also La is going, and I believe Jelly and Pretz are hoping to go. Obviously, there are others going, but I think those are the names you'd recognise from this Fred.

Feathered I'll bring you a bag of pork scratchings

I resisted pork scratching today as I have recently eaten so many in one sitting I've given myself the runs

Oh god, I haven't had pork scratchings in ages and now it's all I can think about. Bad influences you lot

They do have teeny tiny tummies to start so cluster feeding is normal for the new ones...

I'm not on the FB group (despite all the attempts to add me!) but would be quite interested in a London meetup! Does someone want to message me the details?

You have a PM Tri

Yes, I've done my cheese research because I can't live without the stuff! Keep your DH sounds weird!
Aww so jealous of the meet up, will be lovely to put voices to the names and faces.
Did anyone else feel sick after their gtt? I've been thirsty all day but finding it hard to drink. Think I'm having flashbacks to the horrible texture of the liquid fondant.
Hi Jelly, you definitely deserve mini eggs. Send a minion DH out for them at once!

so much food chat!!!!!
...in the interests of openness: cereal, choc muffin, cheese/crackers, fruit salad, bread&jam cant decide what to have for tea

soooooo much baby shizzle has arrived today - pram, car seat, base, hammock crib and giant muslins (just the 8 boxes!!!) hallway is FULL!

Yes I am if I don't pop by then (I'll be 38+5).

I can't even dream of running at the moment. I would just like to be able to walk a bit faster. I got overtaken by 70yo on stairs the other day...

Goats cheese is ok if it's not the one with the rind.

5hell - remind me which pram / care seat you went for in the end?

(I loved the hammock by the way - actually think I would sleep best in a hammock at the moment....)

Fruit it's true. I should have thought it through better before marrying him really.

We need a new Fred!

My DH is anti-cheese as well Keep. He says he's "allergic" to it (it gives him migraines) and seems to be hypersensitive to the smell of it. I'm allowed to indulge on our ski trip each year though, so I'm hoping there'll be plenty of fondue and baked cheesy goodness there!

I am bereft. I stopped to get petrol on the way home and the shop had no mini eggs

I had to get Wispa biscuits instead sad face

Mini eggs saved me from a meltdown this eve. I have a super demanding client who doesn't seem to understand that she needs to email my busines partner and not me because I am ill and have a kidney infection at 8.5 months pregnant and am trying to take my mat leave now... she actually replied to an email I sent her explaining that with a request for me to help her with something else! I had a little cry and ate the whole bag I bought to share with DD then felt better. Still no GTT result. No news is good news right?

I've got a letter about my GTT already! Will be when I'm 24wks - does that sound right?

Mer typically 28 weeks, but that's for singleton pregnancies. Dare say it comes forward for higher risk ones.

who can do new fred? I am on mobile plus I have never done one and I am weirdly superstitious about it

Hello lovelies! Sorry for being shite, and falling off the thread. The past 2 weeks have been hellish! Note to self: full time teaching + part time babysitting + decorating and moving house + pregnancy = a very tired stressed and emotional Viroid. Plus my grandad has been in hospital this week with blood sugar levels of 32.9 as he was having trouble swallowing his pills due to thrush in his mouth. Poor thing. They live ages away so no chance to visit for a while, what with the house move etc. Meh.

The silver lining tho is that I seem to have missed the issues in the Facebook group completely... Makes me sad that lots of you are sad though.

molly it's lovely to hear you so happy! You're fucking awesome!

Have booked NCT. Dp is really keen to go, I'm bloody terrified. He's a lot more sociable than me, I'm a bit nervous meeting people!

mer wispa biscuits sound amazing! Don't be sad! I'm currently munching my way through a stray box of Xmas mint matchmakers. So yummy but it feels so wrong in February!!

feathered I haven't done any excersise either- was too ill and knackered in first trimester, and too busy now...

Hope everyone is ok and hopefully I'll be around more after we've finished moving!

right I'm new-fredding it...give me a few mins and i'll be back with the link...NO POSTING in the meantime or you'll all just have to go searching for it!!

I feel the next fred title needs to be ruder, so lets get extra inappropriate and up the over-sharing on the NEW FRED

cock! (we're probably all not getting enough!)
tits! (swelling, leaking and jiggling)
arse! (between us we probably have ALL the preggo-bum symptoms!!)

Mini-egg anyone?