Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Wtf is going on with my bowels? This morning I have pood 4 times already - every time I get up and walk about I need to go again. No arse rain just poo. It's good though as I'm feeling less heavy now!

Anyone struggling with heat - a fan for your bedroom is best purchase you'll ever make. We bought one as soon as we moved south and I love it!

Dulcet yes it sounds like we are on par! As wil says tho keep eye on patterns. Mine still has definite pattern to movement they are just not as dramatic. Although last night he was sticking bum right out at my belly button which was odd!

Toast I've done exactly as you described right through this pregnancy and the one before (so since last August give or take 2 weeks in between). Exhausted then awake from 2-5 then deep sleep so when alarm goes off it feels like the end of the world. I've had nose bleeds right through too which are rubbish. They've eased up in last 2 weeks and been replaced with reflux.

Fleur I'm trying to limit the wish list to things under a tenner. My mates all work for charities and also probably contributed already to the gifts I got on Friday at work. Good shout about tummy time wil I'll have a look at stuff for that.

Mountain that sounds like a good dose of hormones you've got there! Not fun but same time you're not going mad it's pregnancy.

Dulcet - snap to breathlessness! I feel horrendous after climbing stairs.
My dad is a selfish arse so I always struggle at Father's Day to find a plain card rather than one with anything resembling 'no 1 dad' on it. He's a shit dad. His latest pile of crap is making my bro upset because he's not telling his girlfriend about my dbros new baby and his first grandchild because 'she might be upset'. This is the woman he cheated on my DM with. Arse. He also wrote to accountant claiming that he hadn't filed company accounts on time because he was helping his dd who had gone through a MC. 1-that's fucking private and I don't appreciate him telling anyone, 2-he was nowhere to be seen at the time and only surfaced afterwards when he then asked had I 'got over my little problem yet'

Oh, did you mean do something for dh? If so then no we have a birthday picnic planned today with friends and nerf guns. Weather is looking iffy :(

la why on earth would she be upset?! Sounds like madness to me and I'm not sure he deserves a card at all!

Just got woken by dh, one of the cats down the land from us has been run over :( :( he was in such a state he wasn't sure if it was ours so I had to come and check. I hate that people don't take care on the roads. We live on a single track lane ffs there is hardly any traffic and the poor thing is the third casualty this week (including 2 hedgehogs). I'm now going to have to go and tell the lovely old couple she belonged too :( I feel guilty for being human!

Sorry viroids.. I really need to sort my hormones out!

Oh mountain, that's horrible thing to wake up to. I am sure they will appreciate you letting them know but not nice for you to have to do it!

I did mean for DP la but sounds like your own DF doesn't really deserve much. I sent mine a text, that's the best he will get from me. Might pop round and say hi.

Here is an insight into the panicked life of my MIL: sent her a text this morning asking 'what clothes do you think a baby needs in hospital in this weather?'. Just trying to include her to see what she thinks. Immediate phone call to check if I was in hospital and that was my way of telling her. I'm sat on the sofa in my pants! Her mind is like a bad episode of crime watch - goes straight to worst case every time!

Aw that's rubbish Mountain, hope they're ok.

That's shitty of your dad La. Is it Mr La's birthday?

Sadly my Dad died years ago so I only have MrWil to worry about. Have a present but just realised I have forgotten to write the card and he's already up. I suck. Ah well, MiniWil will probably try to claim the present anyway.

Oh mountain how horrible :( I'd be just as upset hormones or not xx

Tell him microwil ate the card wil, that'll work.

Dhs bday was thurs and mine is wed

Ah lovely, happy birthday to you both.

I'm hoping the rain holds off long enough for our outdoor pursuits this morning. Touch and go I think. Soggy baby won't be much fun.

Oh no Mountain, that's awful. Can you put the cat in a box so the owners don't need to see it. My Mum really appreciated this when some strangers came round to tell her that her cat had been run over.

Bought DF a card and a book he wanted (which hasn't arrived yet, bad daughter) and I will make DH a little card to give to him later with a little notebook to write down baby names in. Although considering he wants to call the female kitten Derek I'm not sure this is a good idea!

Deirdre?

Happy birthday la and mrla

I didn't do anything for DH for Father's Day - he flatly refused to even acknowledge that Mother's Day might mean something to me this year and so I refuse to do anything for him

I am seeing my dad later, a big family get together for another relative's birthday. I haven't seen or spoken to my dad for a month though, he's just not interested unless he needs/ wants something. Oh well, it's his loss.

That's horrible mountain

Happy birthday folks :)

We are having a BBQ for DFiL, I wonder if MiL will crack any more great comments.

Have a nice Sunday all!

Fleur snap to both dh saying Mother's Day didn't count yet and father only getting in touch when he wants something!

Are you me?

Ha! la it is all a bit similar. My dad is a nice man but should never have become a father as he is just, well, selfish!

Also la would you be able to tell me where you got your strep B test done? Thank you

Morning lovelies.

NFMA - nada for 2 days which usually means bad news

Off to see Dad later with present. He's a star, not the best when I was little but no trouble now.
DH gets fuck all cos he didn't acknowledge Mother's Day and said I didn't get owt cos I'm not a mother! I was a bit

Gosh, you've made me realise how lucky I am with my Dad. Ok, so he can talk the hind leg off a donkey and eats with his mouth open, but he is generous and helpful and loving. Will give him an extra big squeeze today!

We are going to PIL for lunch (maybe BBQ) and then dropping by my DPs for tea in the evening. Maybe I'll pop a board game in the car or something.

PIL do not know I am upduffed and DH wants to leave it that way until "as late as possible" (I think he means 12 weeks) but agreed if they ask we won't lie. They might ask, as know we're struggling due to mc last year and BIL having an accidental baby meanwhile.

My DP know, as I had to ask DM if I could continue to use some allergy medication (she's a pharmacist) and anyway, she knew I was going to see Gynae so would have asked what the treatment plan was etc.

I am looking forward to today!

La we actually have a ceiling fan in the bedroom. Why did it not occur to me to turn it on?!

Honey my Dad is lovely too. His ideas about raising children were a bit misguided that's all. Hope you have a lovely family day. We told parents after the early scan

La hope you have a lovely birthday celebration. It could be a triple one next year

Dulcet, the ESPA one was £80 for 90 mins, so it was a special treat. I used my birthday money for it but it was worth every penny. I never normally do things like that. My usual back massage is not pampering - it's to get the driving knots out of my shoulders!

We also have a ceiling fan at home. It went in when we moved in as I had one previously.
This hotel has aircon and we argued at 1:30am as I was roasting cos DH had turned it off, he said he couldn't sleep cos it was noisy but had been snoring for the previous 2 hours! Bloody men!

Last time we were in the Lakes was our first weekend away together. I'd got really drunk on red wine because I needed Dutch courage to ask him if we had a future together. I told him this yesterday, bless he stopped what he was doing and gave me a big kiss and said yes we do have a future - he's not soppy very often

Aww I've never met my father so don't care for him in the slightest but my grandad raised me with my nan, and he is the most amazing dad a person could get! Very lucky to have had him in my life

Aww purple that's so sweet :)

My lovely dad is on holiday, I sent a card but it didn't arrive before he went so he'll get it when he gets home.

I bought DH a dvd and a card which says "you're going to be a great DILF" we don't really like cheesy stuff so I was pleased when I found it. He's been amazing since I've been pregnant, as I've been feeling so terrible he's done all the cooking, cleaning etc and hasn't complained once. I'm eternally grateful!

Am I still allowed in here?

Of course fatty! How is it all going?!

How do you think they will react if you tell them honey? It is a bit exciting but understand why you might not want to yet.

No Fatty, bugger off! Ha ha of course you are allowed on here! How is Fatty Calf getting on? How are you? Hope you have enjoyed some now that you are birthed.

Morning viroids!

I only thought about DH in the context of a father when I was talking to him about what I'd sent for dad, so in the end I just went over, gave him a kiss and said "happy father to be day". Unfortunately he seems to be shattered and in a terrible mood, so it was a bit like approaching a wild bear then backing away slowly, lol.

He seems a bit happier to talk about the pregnancy now, but is still very much waiting for the results of the first proper scan and the genetic testing stuff. The scan is booked for next week!!!! I am SUPER excited.

I can't wait to find out the sex of the baby (assuming everything is still okay). Surprisingly, we both think it's going to be a girl. That's not a preference, just a gut feeling.

Seems like lots of babies are popping out! Congratulations to everyone, and also to would rather. It can be scary posting when you're right at the beginning, but do join in when you are comfortable to!

I am sure they will be very pleased, Dulcet. DH is just a bit anxious about it going wrong so doesn't want to shout about it yet. But certainly they will be happy. I am quite intrigued to observe how they are with BILs baby, so I know what to expect. I know what my DP are like as GP, but not the PIL, as it's their first.