With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

tee if it's any consolation I just started full on sobbing whilst watching dr who...

Nope, I'm not in Germany.

Is it safe to come in here with all these hormones flying about?

Cannot wait to get mt contact lenses out, I stupidly put them in this morning with moisturiser on my fingers and my eyes have been stinging all day! Idiot! Have very out of date glasses prescription though so am leaving them in until I go to bed. Just got home from thrilling 3 hour after work accountancy class and have scoffed the cheese toastie and piccalilli I've been looking forward to all evening.

Only 2 more sleeps until next scan! Failing a little bit at staying positive - today I actually felt thinner if anything and boobs look much more normal than the recent preggo boobs I've been sporting. But hopefully all fine. I was convinced of disaster at last scan and all was good then.

Hubby is off sick from work, went to docs today and has a sick note for tomorrow as well, v jealous that he gets to sleep in when my alarm goes off at 6.30!

la how did your big presentation go?

John Lewis newborn stuff goes up to 12lbs and is massive. H&M comes up pretty small. Agree that the size disparity is ridiculous - probably worse than adult clothing! Just cracked out DS's 3-6 clothes now he's 12 weeks old and some of it only just fits!

Fatty's in the Netherlands

Fatty thanks for the suggestion on showering together, unfortunately Mr Fresh is a bath-er. He's also very tired and grumpy tonight so my suggestion was met with little more than a grunt. Grrr.

Tee I am very impressed with your willpower. I've never even tried to give up salami/chorizo/smoked salmon. Admittedly I have become more circumspect since horrendous indigestion kicked in at about 27 wks. But that's just because gaviscon tastes so bloody disgusting.

We need to stop talking about food all the time. I'm incapable of eating healthily. We also nearly need a new fred.

Thanks lemon! Whilst your here....KLAXON.....Ive got that weird blister thing again on the bridge of my nose where my specs are. Nothings coming out of it. What can I do?

well, the first step is to take a picture and show it to me

I've had a lump on my chin for a month - definitely pus in it. Tempted to get a pin and squeeeeeeze

No La nooooo!

Gross. Think I preferred the bum chat .

Can I vote for one of the bum foreign objects for inclusion in next Fred title?

I've had no good squeezable spots for ages. Not even a juicy blackhead.

mr tee has some absolute recurring corkers on his back but he has to be 'in the mood' before he lets me loose on them.

Sorry I forgot the golden klaxon rule.
Photo....or it didn't happen.
Here's two. Its like a blister I think. I've sudocremmed it. Obviously the photos are upside-down. I cant work out right way up photography.

delurks Ga, you kinda look like a cat!

Meowwwww! I know! I look pretty human normally. I blame nose blister I'm getting a little bit swollen.

Unfortunately Ga the only thing that will sort that is me coming round to play with it

Honestly, if it's blister-like, I'd dry it out with mag sulph, sudocrem or toothpaste.

Am 7+4 and my already teenage skin resembles that of Kevin and Perry's dates. Fuck.

Or actually you could do what I'd really do and lance the bastard. But I work from home so nobody has to see my face.

You're 7+4 already! Whaaaaat! lemon that's gone by so fast.
I normally have shit spotty dry red skin but I got my glow last week and my skin has been lovely.....until nose blisters second coming.

Aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!! Itchy legs itchy legs achy feet achy feet!

It's the worst of all the pg symptoms definitely! I've scratched til they're bleeding! Poor feet feel like I've run a marathon. Aaaaah!

I've not read back through properly, will do ASAP. Very windy here I can hear it even through earplugs. I'm in a premier inn

Just read this and thought those of you interested in 4th trimester might find it interesting.

Can anyone recommend a sling?

How did the training go La?

Morning! Thanks for all the luck - it worked and training was good! My evil colleagues buggered off after half an hour and left me to train them on my own all day though. Did 4 presentations and 2 practical exercises. Today I get to sit and watch. My feet are killing me from standing all day!

fleur and mountain your colleagues sound as tiresome as mine. I never go off sick unless dying, and my colleagues phone in with a sniffle. It's very selfish. I would be sacking the secretary if it's that obvious she's taking the piss.

Thank you for kindness about sil. Spoke to her lots last night. She's moving house this week so gone into robot mode but was in hospital overnight. She's devastated but determined to get pg again ASAP. She was about 8 weeks and hadn't had a scan or anything yet so I'm assuming it was a natural mc. I'm giving her lots of support.

Bat good luck for tomorrow! You'll be fine. Loved your pic gaggia! Yay!

I'm going to wait til closer to due date to buy any tiny clothes. Me and my bro were 8lb plus so I think this baby will be big.

Loving blister chat. Just peeled off a load of dry skin from foot (victim of all day lectures yesterday). Yay!

Need to unsuperglue face from pillow and get up for day 2 of training - hooray!

I'm 25 weeks today. Weeks are speeding up

Wow La can't believe you're 25 weeks now. Time really does fly. I can't believe that I'm 14+5 either

My skin is crappy and in need of a facial but I got told that I can't have most of the products they use so no point

Forgot to get another wee pot so I've used a travel bottle (unused and rinsed out first) I'll be throwing it away after! Must get a few wee pots when I go today. Hopefully I won't get told off for the inappropriate container should have used a pickle jar