With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

[Pisghetti]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

We had a block of 2 and a half hours tonight, that's the most ever!

Thank you for reassurance! I made myself sick just in case :(

I'm confused. Is it 5am? Dh not home yet so I'm thinking clocks went forward already!

La it's now 6.30 ish if that helps?

Wedding was so lovely! I managed to last until the end with a substantial amount of shaking my booty around the dance floor AND drive home so giving myself a pat on the back for that. Also quite a few people knew I was pregnant (as just couldn't be arsed with covering up not drinking the whole hen weekend a few weeks ago so came clean instead) and so it was quite fun "being pregnant" rather than just tired and slightly porky. One of them even saw me, looked down in general midriff area and exclaimed "well look at you!!'" Wasn't sure whether to punch her in the face be dismayed that clearly I'm not hiding the extra cakes/cheese toasties/biscuits or be pleased that despite only being 11 weeks I can pass as actually slightly pregnant and not just slightly fat.
Oh and I managed to hurt my back in some crazy turning and reaching manoeuvre to flush the loo- god knows what I did but it's still bloody sore this morning.
Anyway, a lovely day/night was had by all. I'm now awake again, obv, as despite not getting to bed until 1am (2am shitty new time) I still have to wake up at stupid O clock every day.
BUT today we're off to Barcelona for DH's birthday/the last holiday we'll have before baby, and thank goodness for the fact I am a pro at sleeping during journeys.

Loving the fact that you're still discussing 'things in places' too, viroids have stamina!

They went forward at 1am. I was confused as to how I'd been up for two hours and then realised.

Good news zyla!

8.30pm is my new bedtime.

Frozen poo?! Up your fanjo? Well I thought I'd heard it all!!!

Frozen poo?! That's so much effort! And pregnancy poos would be no good for that in my experience, unless you reform it into shape. Too far? Never!

Try not to worry about the cheese la! Like zyla said, it's preventative for listeria and you'd be chucking up anyway if you had that.

Glad you had a good time toast. Sometimes the thought of doing stuff is worse than doing it - like going to the gym! Once you're there having fun dancing you can forget how tired you were. Enjoy Barcelona! Just a minibreak?

I'm confused by time too be hoping it's nearly 8 doing can wake DH up for F1. Stupid sport!

Awwwww so glad you had fun toast! It's nice when people start to notice. Have fun in Barcelona - I was there in September, I love it so much!

Apparently the poo goes into a condom which then goes in freezer. Yuck!

I'm shattered - dh couldn't get taxi so had to walk gone bless him. I feel bad because I took car to go to party and asked him to get taxi home. Will have to be extra nice to him today!

Glad to hear you got some sleep zyla! Even if it was just 2 hours...

Today I've got to get up and finish presentations for training tomorrow :(. Did two yesterday, got two left to do. My mate came over yesterday and brought me some photos to use, she's an exotics vet so we work on the same species.

So tired though and just want a day off. Still - 4 days off next week!

Eh????? The clocks went forward? WTF??????? Why come I didn't know????? Does this mean I'm up early????? Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

It's 8.20 gaggia, in case that helps. We lost an hour. Bastards! Means we get a nap later though.

la, what animals do you work with? Or would that out you too much here? It's probably better you don't say actually as I will just ask lots of annoying questions like a 5 year old!

I've been awake since 5, which means 4, had a terrible dream which was a bit like an even more warped version of who framed roger rabbit, which I've not seen in years, so god knows where it came from. Then one of the cats was up whinging, then I accidentally shut one in our room, then I started thinking that I really needed a nice highlighting palette(!) for my pasty face, and then I started reading the postnatal threads on here. And now it's 8.17 and I really want a bacon sandwich, but it feels like the middle of the effing night. I should have never been smug about not getting pregnancy insomnia!!
Oh la! I'm sure the cheese is fine, I've been subscribing to the expecting better school of thought when it suits me so haven't deprived myself of anything much at all (except my beloved gin). I have become, however a complete germphobe and religiously wash my hands too much and can't bear being near sick people.
If I go to ikea I won't be doing any lifting! And it will be a slow waddle around. I feel a bit imprisoned at the moment so just have the urge to buy stuff, plus (in my mind) if I can get the drawer dividers then I am basically done from a baby clothing organisation perspective. I think. We've been bought /given so many clothes which I'm really grateful for but added to the things I've bought too the prospect of getting it all out of the bags makes me panic a bit.
Very jealous of your Star Wars wedding cake! I bought the light sabre lamps, and a wall decal with a Luke sky walker quote to put above the cot, there are some brilliant Star Wars nursery bits online, went a bit bananas on Pinterest.
I've (unfortunately) heard of the turd in a rubber thing too. Sounds like an awful lot of faff. Also, the colour would put me right off ( also how do you assemble this without getting shit everywhere, what about the other stuff in your freezer?!) too many questions!

Ha! Gaggia your confusion made me chuckle, apologies.

Dulcet it might out me but hopefully not - I work with the more unusual (ie not cat dog horse rabbit) pets; reptiles, amphibians, exotic mammals, fish, birds and invertebrates.

Tee this is also going to out me! We had the cantina song at our wedding and I have a Star Wars inscription on my wedding ring. Our invitations had the Death Star on them

Haha. You went all out on that theme! Did you choose the date because of that or just pick it and then go with it?

Our wedding featured zombies - including wedding ring quote! It's quite nice having those in there as it's like a little secret!

I just caught your job title on Facebook actually la stalker! so I get it a bit more now. You don't have any of those unusual pets though, do you?

OMG la you're a prospers sci-fi geek! I flipping hate Star Wars - most boring films out there. (Please don't chuck me out the gang).

You have a v interesting job though.

Not just now no :) we only just get away with the cats in rented house! My full job title is ridiculously long so it's not on Facebook. I can't put what exactly I do on here as it'll out me!

We got the wedding date by accident - the venue double booked us on original date and moved us to that - we were delighted!!!

Zombies sound fun! I've got a few zombie obsessed mates who'd have loved that

Obviously supposed to say 'proper' but prosper fits considering the subject matter- although I know that's from the other equally boring space thing. .

Sorry to keep going on about this but why frozen poo?! What's wrong with good old ice or....I don't know. ..mince or something if it is because poo defrosts slower than ice?! I'm very much an 'each to their own' kind if person but it turns out I draw the line at frozen poo. Vom.

I know bat! Wouldn't it start to melt poo inside you!?!?

Wil not major geek but I do like Star Wars. We just thought there's no way you can get married on Star Wars day and not make reference to it

Our cats were also on our invitations, as well as some badgers and the pyramid stage at glasto. It was a collection of stuff that we love! The badgers were dancing at the stage, very funny!

Hate Star Trek!

Me and Mr G are getting married but aren't having a wedding if you see what I mean. We both couldn't think of anything worse than 'a wedding'. I would look like a dick in a brides frock. We cant bear the thought of a room full of eyes on us. We don't want presents. We could never afford the 'do'..the list goes on.
Its going to be reg office on a week day morning. Jeans and t shirts. Dsis and BiL and all the kids then nice lunch after.

Oh no la, this is a Star Trek house. And when I say that I mean I don't care but he is fan since childhood. But one of those annoying ones with all the toys in boxes still. He hates Star Wars.

That sounds good gaggia. I seriously contemplated doing it in jeans but did go for a dress in the end which I loved. We had a do but just at a restaurant and same as la, was just full of favourite things so no real theme. Do what makes you happy!! If there are chips on the menu it's a winner for me!

We've just watched all six films over the course of the last few weekends, (storyline chronological order.. Yum yum Ewan mcgregor) la I am so impressed/envious! (Have posted the light saber light and thing idea on your fb photo). We were going to have the 'I love you/I know' on our wedding invites. Probably still will when we eventually get round to/can afford it
I'm a nerd. I can't help it.
I like Star Trek, largely for the new films (hello cumberbatch!!) but also we used to always have it on at home when I was a kid.

that sounds nice gaggia! We didn't want big wedding - we were going to get married in dmil's back garden with a buffet and marquee, but then the parents got excited and started wanting grandeur. My dad was all 'I'm going to pay and it's going to be extravagant'. Not complaining at all, but it wasn't what we'd planned originally. Ended up being somewhere in the middle which was nice - lovely stately home with grand food but we did all the decorating, favours, invitations etc. ourselves so it kept it more personal and homely. I didn't wear a meringue either, I just wanted vintage so had a kind of jane austin-like lace dress.

It was a lovely day - anyone who tried to make it grand got told to bugger off (literally - I may have had too much to drink and grabbed the microphone to give a speech) and we all had a go singing with band which was very amusing. I was last seen at 1am playing the drums in my wedding dress, absolutely pished with tears running down my face because 'I luffs all of you I do'

On the odd things in odd places topic I have a friend who apparently keeps a condom of ice in the freezer for using up his behind

Our wedding was mostly gifted. We paid for the registry office and it's associated expenses and the rings, everything else was a wedding gift from a guest pretty much. For instance we had a friend who is a dab hand at flower arranging so the bouquets and corsages etc were all made by her and that was our wedding gift. PiL have two friends who are photographers and they both jumped at the chance to offer their services (though it turns out having two photographers doing the formal
Pics is not a good idea, you don't know who to look at so you're all looking at different camera :p) things that I was looking at just hiring got bought for us as gifts (God knows what I'm going to do with a wedding dress tailored to fit a pregnant woman!) by family members who insisted we'd want them for the memories, perhaps I'll have the dress turned into naming ceremony dresses for the girls...

I'm so sick of the sound of DH's computer. I'm ready to send him back to work before the end of the two weeks of his paternity leave just so I don't have to listen to the clatter of keys that accompanies him playing Diablo like an overgrown kid during the school holidays... And if he sleepily asks me if there's anything he can do whilst rolling into the middle of the bed and getting himself comfortable when I get up to feed Evie one more time I will not be responsible for my actions! I appear to have skipped the Baby Blues and gone straight onto Homicidal Husband Rage...

Boo I sympathise :(

I've just gone mental at my dh. I've sat from 8am yesterday morning and again this morning doing presentations for a four day training course Im giving this week. I've stayed every night at work late this week to do prep for it and told him numerous times how important this week is and how terrified I am, because I'm not ready. I'm staying overnight tomorrow down at the training centre and it's been on the calendar since January, plus I told him about it last week. There's a hire car out the front ready for me and the keys - plus all the course materials - are sitting on the table in the living room. Yesterday I took him through one of the practical exercises I'm doing, to test it.

Today I say 'remember I'm away tomorrow night'.

Dh: "Why?"