With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Pixie feet viroids!

Jealous muchly could! Are there any leaving activities planned at work?

We can only offer reassurance lemon, but unfortunately it can be short lives reassurance as we all start panic half hour later! Don't POanymoreS though - that way madness and disappointment lies!

There's an NCT sale around here at the weekend, anyone every been to one?

Cuntflaps!!!

You all cheated and started chatting here without filling the old Fred. Lil would have a cow if she saw that, tsk tsk!

Don't worry, I kindly filled the Fred for you ;)

I have just discovered I'm covered in scaly patches of skin. What's happening to me!!! All over my back and arms.

Sacked off exercise class coz I was too tired after presentation and have mil coming to stay tomorrow so need to clean house otherwise she does it and I see red

I'm so itchy! My boobs are itchy, my legs are itchy!!! Aaaaaaaah!

Ga next time you throw away a pair, think of me

Tee you realise you're going to need shoes after you've had the baby right? Don't throw them all away! unless to gaggia/lemon

I cleaned the kitchen top to bottom again tonight second time in 4 days.

So far I have:

Uploaded then sold my CDs
Cleared out drawers, wardrobe and books to charity shop accidentally giving away the suit jacket I was meant to wear today for big important meeting oops
Cleared out kitchen cupboards
Done garden
Organised for car to be valeted
Booked carpet cleaning
Washed windows inside and out

Cats are sparkling and dh has had his baw hairs trimmed

I'm nesting.

Bumfluff! Inspired La!

Is the itching a new thing? I am not looking forward to it at all. Someone on another fred was telling me about making my own body butter that was really helping her... cocoa butter, olive oil and aloe i think with an essential oil of your choice...will dig out the recipe if you want it?

Never been to an NCT sale Dulcet but am looking forward to going as soon as I have a scan Have heard you can pick up some serious bargains.

I got fisher price jungle mat for £10 from nct sale. They are £60 new!

Dulcet I hope to slip away fairly quietly next week as have already been out for a meal and I don't like too much fuss. It feels odd leaving but there is a lot of change at the moment so actually not a bad time to go and start fresh on return from mat leave. plus I really CBA anymore

I think the exercise class would've been less strenuous La!!

(Is MIL going to be inspecting DH's bawls...?? )

I never went to an NCT sale in the end but the PILs rave about them. I think you have to know what you want though.

Placemarking to keep you in my actives. Miss you all. X

Lol just reading back, thanks la I would've been having serious words if I'd seem it sat there unfilled!

La my friend had PUPP rash when she was pregnant, have a wee Google or a chat with the mw?

Pupp rash? A rash of puppies?! Oh wouldn't that be amazing! I'll check that one out thanks kato! How you doing, you're very quiet? I use you as my guide for my first little bean as it was due around same time as you. It's nice to remember

Just cleaned bathroom including splashes of vom from Mr La's bug last week. Lovely!

God knows popz maybe when she's drunk all that booze!!!

could have a lovely last week!

Miss you lil x

Well thankfully you gone and did a fred title I can access from work! Then when they get too long my phone can't cope and crashes! So I was pure dingyed off the last one!

5 weeks at work left - 15 days! And getting my section date on Friday!

We miss you too Lil - we're keeping your seat free until you come back properly x

I got a £5 bumbo from an NCT sale! Didn't go myself though - I have a friend that helps out at them so she gets first pick of bargains!

Midwife appointment tomorrow. Hoping she'll have a rummage around and tell me I can have a sweep.

I can recommend sugar soap to anyone with nesting urges. It's like magic on scuffed walls and mega cheap in Wilkos (DP is only a little annoyed I managed to scrub the paint off in places).

La I've noticed that my skin is very dry and usually more combination

There's an NCT sale near us next week but it's too soon for buying

I need a huuuuge clear out, La are you free to help?

could be a while PiS this wtf cycle is dragging. cd28 and no signs of sorting itself out. hope you have that baby soon! you must be fed up of waiting now!

one on my first pg symptoms was dry skin. my skins bad enough without being pg so you have my sympathy la

pis does the Bumbo have a harness? the original design don't have them so if yours doesn't you need to contact them through the website and they'll send you a kit to install a harness. fx on the sweep!

Miss you lil, hope you come back to us permanently soon!

hyperventilates Scan tomorrow! I have my bag packed and ready, and a whole sheet of questions and catastrophising for the consultant in case they don't decide to induce me! We totally don't have enough nappies for this baby to come in the next few days though... and the carseat and carry cot for the travel system are both at PiL... gorges on cake to keep the panic smothered

Ooh mountain on one of my delinquent cats is a mink snow Bengal. She isn't vicious per se, just a little too clever for her own good. She does give a lovely cuddle though. There's a pic of her in the fb group sitting in my lap.

I just had another hour in the bath. I am slowly getting through my Lush stockpile and chucked some harmony oil from the body shop in for good measure. Currently the only two places I am comfortable is hugging my long pillow in bed or wallowing in bath :(. I think I might treat myself to a pregnancy massage next week after I get paid, I had one really early on and tbh didn't need it, and I didn't like laying in my side esp when I had no bump.
Aw hi kato! Hope you're doing okay. Miss you too lil.
la did you do the ball bag hair removal? Mr tee would rather poke his own eyes out than let me near his sack with the gillette, especially now he knows it can produce offspring. Anyone else have a DH who gets weirdly proud and poss horny when he talks about knocking you up with his all powerful seed!?

Hiya!

I'm a size 3...

lil I just looked back and in wtf cycle I iced on cd28 which is when I conceived. So don't give up yet!

Free to help with dejunking viroids as long as you accept I will accidentally donate important items if clothing! Just found my hoodies both gone also

Good luck boo!

I really want a pregnancy massage. Everything aches, think it's the extra 1.5 stone I'm carrying!

Also, is the stats sheet correct? It seems like things cannot be changed, but I assume someone can do it?

Just about to post some sporn on js Fred lemon thought I'd give you heads up!

Fatty you should all be able to edit bit probably only on PC?

I'm always on the laptop, don't do mumsnet on my phone or tablet and don't have a desktop.