With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Hears sporn and runs to find it!

fatty Me too

Hmm have I posted a duff link to the stats sheet? I did it on the iPad so I might well have.

I'm pretty comfortable Lil just ready to meet her now!

It has a harness Boo but no tray so I might get one of those. And they can't induce you tomorrow as I'm next! Two of the girls from Daisy have queue jumped me! Speaking of which...... Hope all is ok with you Lauren x

The baby can't keep still this evening. Doing a warm up? Twingey cervix is back but seems to be a regular evening thing now so not getting hopes up

Mm it has to be the baby at some point though Pis. I'm going for Saturday.

Name: Wil
Totally gatecrashing as you're all so much craic.
DC: Two exhausting pink ones.

Lemon, I didn't think you were allowed essential oils during pg - maybe check that before you make moisturiser?

Thanks for filling fred La. I can't join in the next one until the first is full weirdo. I need you here to tell them all off Lil .

Hello, all.
name : deeply
allegedly 17 weeks today, but still not got head round any of it.
dc : this will be no. 1. Can you tell???
currently failing to keep any degree of control over 2 out of 2 cats.

Morning all, ive been shamefully lurking through the last Fred (or two? I can't remember) but thought I'd better pipe up and say hello again.
Toast
29
1 small cat shaped madam
Currently 9+5 with grape/wild strawberry sized beanie baby number 1.
Had a scary few days with a bit of bleeding but scan at EPU yesterday showed a lovely little bean with heartbeat, so I'm feeling much more chilled and happy. Have been posting on the October thread but I agree with gaggia that this one is more relaxed! And more sweary

There's an nct sale near me in April, I'll be 14 weeks by then so plan to take full advantage. dulcet it wouldn't be too far from you as well.

Hooray for a nice scan toast! Sorry you've had some worrying but if you see hb at 8 weeks that's very good sign. Gx!

I'll check stats link today - people could definitely edit it before. Weird!

Come on minipis we all want to see your pretty face!

Yes essential oils not great but depends which ones I think? Also bubble bath not meant to be good but think most women ignore that. I'm ashamed to say I've still not had a bath this pg as I'm too scared of cooking the baby.

Mil arrives today...

That's alright pis I'll tell the consultant he's allowed to induce me but he has to do you first I've got the suitcase ready to go in the car just in case. Kind of hoping they'll keep me in for a bit for monitoring either way, movements have been seriously off for days :/

Good luck today boo!

OMG, we could have two new babies by the weekend then! Good luck today boo. I'm going for tomorrow for you pis.

Great to see you back toast, I wondered where you had gone! Sorry you've had a stressful time but glad you got some reassurance and saw a little heartbeat. It's that the sale at the school you are talking about? I've got that one in my calendar as well.

Hi lil, glad you're still here with us. WTF cycle makes no sense so you just have to go with it and keep trying. Have the clinic done any follow up with you?

24 weeks today, midwife tomorrow. Going to make a little list of things to talk about as I don't normally ask her things but I have 'issues' and it's her job to hear them!

Ooh have you got your Motley Crüe style rider ready for her la? I would be lost without my baths. I think certain oils are okay, and as long as you aren't using them pure, I don't stray far from Well diluted commercial product! Although I know lush/soap and glory/sanctuary products don't agree with everyone, but I luffs them and I've not had probs with them.

Fx for you today boo and pis! We could be on for double whammy delivery!

Good luck today pis and boo!!

There's an nct sale near me on sat, think I might get DH to take us!

Ooh maybe 2 babies soon! Eek!

Oooh 2 babies soon, looking forward to photos and birth stories

We've got the dating scan today I'm quietly scared in case there's something wrong and may cry when I see the baby again

I'm 13 weeks today though, hoping the nausea buggers off now and I get some energy back :-)

My pregnancy app yesterday explained why I'm out of breath. Progesterone makes your body process oxygen differently so you're breathing more deeply. I was starting to worry about it!

thanks la, I'm only temping so feeling quite chilled about it atm apart from the crappy miroid you will no doubt have seen me complaining about in undrgrads I think if I was doing opks I'd be going a bit Cray Cray. dulcet it takes 8-10weeks for follow up appt at clinic. its 4wks today since mc started so hoping we'll get an appt in the next 2-4weeks. I hate the waiting.

deeply was it you who had the high risk ds test? I haven't been keeping up. was everything OK on next test?

pis I reckon Monday, just to be different to this lot.

wil I'd soon have noticed and come ass kicking!

boo hope all goes well today.

What happens at follow up Lil?

Good luck with appointments boo and purple. Oooh the prospect of JSing twins!

Chat oom pa pa no longer working. Need a going to sleep song so I can have a shower and bath MiniWil.

no idea wil. I guess they tell us what they thought went well or could've gone better and its a chance for us to ask questions like why the fuck out of 11eggs did we only have 2embryos left at day2 that were clearly bad quality as it ended in mc

have you considered brandy in microwils bottle a sound machine?

wil I read a thread where someone sang edelweiss to calm their baby who fusses while feeding! So a change of musical maybe? ;)

Ooh morning twingey cervix! This is new. Mind you it got a bit of abuse this morning as DP stepped up. Totally selfless that man

DM has today on the sweepstake, no one took tomorrow and DS has Saturday. If she turns up on a day no one took then the money goes into her savings account - maybe she's savvier than we've given credit for! DP's nephew opted for 30th March he'd better not win!

Enjoy Purple! No shame in crying when you see your bean waving

Good luck purple!

Wil I used to sing rule Britannia to my horse when he was stressed?

And good luck Boo! If baby is ready I wont hold it against you much if you go first

hi viroids, i'm late to the party:

splodge77
age 38 as of yesterday (gulp)
Brewing another DS 34+3
1 DS aged 4

Good luck today pis and boo. Eek! Exciting.

My cat is being such a weirdo, currently lying over my shoulder like some big freaky furry parrot purring loudly and dribbling on my new birthday jumper. Nice.

My bladder is feeling very squashed & sore at the mo. Finding it quite hard to pee and not sure if there's some problem or if its hangover from cystitis bout last week. Ugh. will mention to midwife next week I guess. Happy thursdays all xx

I have tomorrow pis! But I will let baby have my winnings I guess...

When pregnant is it ok to just be sad? And, when pregnant, is it ok to just go home because you are sad? It's my favourite exercise class tonight but not sure I can be bothered at the moment. I should though as i'm fat!

Have you paid Dulcet

It's perfectly ok to be sad but I think you'll probably feel better if you go x

I mean have you paid into the sweepstake to secure the date (I haven't )