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Just Shagging 12th Thread for graduated viroids

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FurryScoob · 16/09/2014 16:51

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 11th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed grin

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 27th outing.

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, ask in-thread.

So, roll call below please, viroids! smile

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gaggiagirl · 04/10/2014 18:38

Ha pis do punch him if he comes on you!

All is well here still lots of brown mucousy discharge. Mr gaggia reckons it because he has an awesome penis and we have shagged too much. Dr google tends to agree.

Are you viroids still shagging as normal?

laurenamium · 04/10/2014 18:41

We have been gaggia Smile my sex drive has sky rocketed since getting upduffed and it was fairly high to begin with! DP regularly tells me to stop groping him!

Pis Grin at the comes autocorrect! Definitely punch him if he comes on you!

What is stabby fanjo?

gaggiagirl · 04/10/2014 19:04

That's good Lauren I'm the same and now I'm pg everything feels more sensitive so I'm "gone in 60 seconds" it's awesome!.

Minion · 04/10/2014 19:06

Every now and then but I get so out of breath he thinks I'm about to have an asthma attack!
Nursery wise, yeah we've decided on light green with an alphabet bunting and Roald Dahl pictures. Not very exciting but it's the one colour we could agree on. Just waiting for the plasterer now to crack on, now.

No stabby vadge here just a very heavy one. Makes me walk like I've been shagged sideways!

wilmabedrock · 04/10/2014 19:11

I don't remember stabby fanjo in labour but to be honest, I don't remember much.

I couldn't feel less like sex so we're hardly doing it at all. MrWil seems to have given up trying. I don't think he's overly keen on the pregnant look. I remember last time being quite horny and him not being up for it as he normally would be. I guess I'd find it weird if he suddenly had a massive wiggling belly.

RPopz · 04/10/2014 19:18

I think I was too tired and vommy for much shagging in the first trimester. Though when we did do it, it was v nice!! Feeling much more up for it since second trimester but now am getting too big I think! Plus DH doesn't ever bother instigating it anymore Angry so I guess he's not a lover of the pregnant look either... Sad Don't really like the sex pest role.

JuniDD · 04/10/2014 19:35

Three shags since BFP! I want to want to but just... don't. MrJ being v understanding. Hope I'm not too shredded after to get back on it!

wilmabedrock · 04/10/2014 19:54

Nah but you'll be too knackered Wink and pissed off that you seem to do 95% of the work

RPopz · 04/10/2014 19:56

Three!?!?

JuniDD · 04/10/2014 19:57

Yep. Not really in the spirit of the thread, eh?!

wilmabedrock · 04/10/2014 20:13

We haven't done much more than that either Juni. I should feel guilty but I don't. I have spent pretty much every day feeling shit.

ZylaB · 04/10/2014 20:17

I'm 18 weeks and we've done it once since bfp, I've been too sick, too knackered, or had sugars too low...DH has been lovely though, when I say sorry he says he doesn't mind cos I'm busy growing his baby. :)

gaggiagirl · 04/10/2014 20:28

We have carried on as normal but I'm honestly too tired for it although once were into it it's fine.
I just poas again. I'm not the only one am I?

teejayem · 04/10/2014 20:57

I POASed yesterday.... Just to double check..... Blush

We've carried on JSing, it seems to feel nicer, although I am too tired to entertain awesome penis after about 9.30 at the moment.
Felt a bit funny today, did the tesco shop and felt lightheaded all the way round, couldnt remember what I needed, apparently had a vacant stare. I've been vegetating on the couch since.

RPopz · 04/10/2014 21:06

Haha gaggia ... you are def not the only one. Think I was up to about 8 sticks peed on in the ene... I'm sure someone on here poas-ed at about 16 weeks as well! We're all bonkers Grin

gaggiagirl · 04/10/2014 21:12

tee agree with 9:30 shag curfew.

I like poas it's still nice to see the line.

wilmabedrock · 04/10/2014 21:32

You are all indeed bonkers (not me obviously).

I have the mother of all headaches.

splodge77 · 04/10/2014 21:36

Oh gosh no shagging here since BFP, no siree, I've been far too vommy & restless at nights, in fact DP has had to retreat to the spare room. Wah.

ZylaB · 04/10/2014 21:39

I peed on a stick at about 15 or 16 weeks ;). And several times before that :)

littleluna89 · 04/10/2014 22:31

I've been doing everything in my power to avoid the shagging! I have trouble keeping my insides on the inside as it is without unnecessary bouncing around! DH is perhaps not as understanding as he could be acting like his manhood is in imminent danger of falling off and I'm resisting the urge to go buy him some naughty dvd's so I can beat him round the head with them every time he tries his luck five times a day though perhaps it would just be easier to direct him to google? I've never had a particularly high drive, but it's completely non existent atm :/

gaggiagirl · 04/10/2014 22:50

I must admit I did tell Mr gaggia to go downstairs and have a wank last night Grin that was about as sexy as I could manage.

Minion · 04/10/2014 23:55

In the name of science (and morbid curiosity) I have just decided to poas and can confirm, at 30+2, I am indeed upduffed!
Not that I'm at all denying it, this winter squash is currently doing the river dance on my bladder, just wanted to see if the rumours are true and wanted that rush you got when you first saw that line!
But it was a little harder to pee into a target without doing the old lift and tuck of the belly I tell you.. Ahhh the good old days!

Nessalina · 05/10/2014 00:13

Ha! When it's hard to POAS because your massive upduffed belly is in the way - you're probably pregnant! Grin

We've JSed twice Blush DH has been lovely about it, he does say he thinks I'm v.sexy pregnant, and occasionally tries to get something going, but at this point I'm just not into it! Spooning position worked well when we did, but now lying on my side or lying anyway tbh! is pretty uncomfortable, it's just not fun at all! He's only got a few weeks left to wait at least Smile

I'd love it if DH fancied a bit of muff sculpting, I can't be arsed to do it myself! Grin Maybe I'll ask...

Minion · 05/10/2014 00:18

Dear Mr Juni.
Would you be ever so kind to take a pair of hedge trimmers and see to your wife's lady garden before it resembles the maze at blenheim palace!
Yours in anticipation (of a smooth mound)
Grads.

I'm still not convinced... May do another just to be certain. Ha!

wilmabedrock · 05/10/2014 05:19

I can't believe you're all still POAS you bunch of numpties Grin . They should do free bikini waxes for pregnant ladies on the NHS.

Why the hell am I awake at 5am? Angry