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Just Shagging 12th Thread for graduated viroids

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FurryScoob · 16/09/2014 16:51

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 11th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed grin

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 27th outing.

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, ask in-thread.

So, roll call below please, viroids! smile

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JuniDD · 03/10/2014 14:31

Afternoon.

ness those look so sore. I can only suggest trying something with Shea Butter in it, or maybe pierce a couple of Vit E capsules and smoothing over twice a day? I'm a bit obsessive about skincare and those are the big guns.

Mr Juni is on muff maintenance in this house, but I'm not really much of a upkeeper anyway. I rock a 70s look. Wink

One of the cats has brought a rat in and it's lost in the living room so we've had to turn it upside down and have resorted to a trap. Feeling v pregnant today and just not in the mood. I wanna watch telly! Bit annoyed as midwife today (who was lovely) and the baby is back to back. I did some exercises yesterday and I knew they were a mistake and sent it the wrong bloody way!

Congrats luna for good scan.

My weirdest symptom so far is humming in my sleep. We're a farty household (MrJuni is into weightlifting and protein shakes etc) so that's par for the course any time of day!

laurenamium · 03/10/2014 15:00

Lol at the waxing talk! I did blind shaving with DD and my DM was my birthing partner. She was kind enough to compliment me on my interesting hair cut in front of the midwifes when I was in labour Grin i had been leaving a sort of side Mohawk where I couldn't reach, and assuming i had got it all!

splodge77 · 03/10/2014 16:11

I'm now imagining you ladies going to get waxed and farting in the beauticians face. Nice! I rock the 70s look too Juni Smile. No hot wax anywhere near me poonani please!

ZylaB · 03/10/2014 16:46

DH has already been told he's tending to it when I can't myself!

wilmabedrock · 03/10/2014 16:49

I take MiniWil swimming every week so I definitely need some kind of maintenance!

Juni, MrWil also into the horrible protein shakes. Not a nice end result! Wouldn't let him anywhere near my nether regions with burning wax or a sharp implement either!Shock

JuniDD · 03/10/2014 17:03

Hahah, reminds me of when we went swimming and I put my bottoms on and asked MrJuni if the pant-moustache was ok. He said "really really not". He's a perfectionist so very careful with the nail scissors!

splodge hi-fives for the 70s (and no swimming Grin)

Pisghetti · 03/10/2014 18:06

I usually rock a 'fro but seriously the hormonal changes giving me the fuzzy tummy have also sent my nethers crazy. They won't be able to find the poor baby unless it comes out with a strimmer.

RPopz · 03/10/2014 18:15

LOL at airbiscuits Grin You mucky lot... Wink

Haha, Luna - I'd sort of half convinced myself we were having twins before the 12 week scan so can confess to being the teensiest bit surprised at there only being one!!

I've been cultivating a retro bush since the bfp, and relishing it! Then when we were on holiday I snapped and begged Mr P to shave it all off for me. So. Bloody. SWEATY!! Argh. He was more than happy to oblige haha. I officially can't reach now - he tidied it up for me again last weekend. Bless em.

Right off on the website to ogle Ness's belly. I've still not got any stretch marks... feel like a ticking time bomb tho, I got loads in puberty Confused

ZylaB · 03/10/2014 18:31

Properly craving deep fried breadcrumbed Brie with cranberries! Sent DH to the shops mwahaha ha

It is ok if properly cooked right? That's what it says on nhs guidelines, just fretting a bit cos I want it so muuuuuuuuch whine

RPopz · 03/10/2014 18:37

Brie is fine as long as it's made with pasteurized milk. Which in 99% of cases in this country's supermarkets it is!! X

wilmabedrock · 03/10/2014 18:38

Oh my God are you allowed it? That is the best news I have had all week.

Pis that really made me laugh. Image of a midwife with a david bellamy voice, armed with a strimmer.

RPopz · 03/10/2014 18:42

Well I've had some! And stilton... Mega noms. I'm sure it's only unpasteurized cheeses that are no no's because of Listeria risk.

They do look sore Ness :-( xx

ZylaB · 03/10/2014 18:43

Yay Brie!! Super healthy I know, I'll ... Erm... Have an apple after or something Grin

Thanks!

wilmabedrock · 03/10/2014 19:10

Grapes! They go well with Brie. Oh I really want some now. MrWil won't make me a cup of tea Sad .

JuniDD · 03/10/2014 19:14

Why won't MrWil make you a cup of tea?! Bastard!

So, my living room is covered in mouse-shit, MrJ's down the gym and I can barely move. Friday nights didn't used to be like this... Hmm

Enjoy your brie zyla.

pis that's quite an image! Grin
I read a post on here from a midwife about care of the muff and she said as long as you can't dreadlock & bead it they don't care...so the scissors come out regularly. Wink

littleluna89 · 03/10/2014 19:18

zyla will normandylife.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/1001-courgettezucchini-recipes.html there is recipe here for Jason Stead soup (courgette and brie) it is to die for!!

RPopz · 03/10/2014 19:19

Mr P wants to go out or get a takeaway... he's even offered to pay but I don't really fancy it Shock Acid reflux has a lot to answer for!!

RPopz · 03/10/2014 19:20

OMG Luna ... that sounds like broccoli and stilton but BETTER! Neeeeed

wilmabedrock · 03/10/2014 19:31

That sounds amazing Luna. I had some really nice courgette cake the other day.

Juni the mouse poo situation is not good. Mr Juni needs to scoot his arse back from the gym and sort it. Don't you go doing it.

I have guilted MrWil into the tea. Cracking cup it is too.

teejayem · 03/10/2014 19:45

Mr Tee whipped out a box of decaf teabags on the way home from work tonight. Think he's attempting to placate me after dropping last minute pub fest on me (and me as taxi)

I'm actually looking forward to spending the evening sipping said tea and parping away while going totally bananas on Pinterest.

It's not the cheese I miss..it's Sushi... ??

JuniDD · 03/10/2014 19:45

Thanks wil, I've told him he needs to sort it when he gets back and he agreed. Will be waiting at the door pointing at the hoover! (He gets the right arse sometimes but going to the gym makes him happy & more amenable to following my orders so it's all a balance! He does classes so he'll be back now. Phew)

Glad you got your tea. Smile

Now to see if I can cook some dinner, feeling so very heavy today and the baby is less engaged than last week! How does that work?

ZylaB · 03/10/2014 19:46

Cheese was yummy! DH js enjoying wine, he has agreed to give it up in January though. He usually does dry jan but it will be extended until the little one is here towards end of feb, so he's bought himself some nice stuff for tonight!

RPopz · 03/10/2014 19:51

You can still have sushi Tee - read Emily Ostler's Expecting Better Wink

I need to get me some decaff teabags... I miss my cuppas. One a day just doesn't cut it!!

gaggiagirl · 03/10/2014 19:52

ness they are tigerific mammy tiger stripes! I salute you!

Brie. Phwoar!

I've had brown spotting all day. Should I worry? Im guessing not. I think.

RPopz · 03/10/2014 19:52

Glad you enjoyed the cheese Zyla! Grin