Just Shagging 12th Thread for graduated viroids

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 11th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed grin

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 27th outing.

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, ask in-thread.

So, roll call below please, viroids! smile

Well definitely try not to worry Gaggia, but I would also be inclined to call the midwife for a chat.

Maybe just the change in position Juni? Is it forward bends you're supposed to do for repositioning? Try to get wee one to turn as it's quite painful in delivery if they are back to back. understatement of the century Mr Juni and Mr Wil sound quite alike. If he's slept, fed and exercised then all is well

Wait a minute, we're allowed sushi too?! I must have been living in a box. This is a marvellous day!

rpopz you are my hero! We gave the most amazing tiny sushi place near us and I know it makes me sound like a totes knob, but the thought of going without sot glazed eel for 9 months was horrifying.
Added a mini battenberg to have with my pot o' decaf.

Soy, not sot

Hey! I'm a fartin 70s rocker too! Will probably attempt a wee trim before people need to stare at it tho (might have a different opinion when I actually have a bump...) Mr Pygian will most definately NOT be trusted with the task though!

Finding it so difficult not to tell everyone I meet. I caved and told my friend at work today and it felt so gooood! At least she can try to cover for me when I've got the boke for weeks on end!

I've still got stretchmarks from puberty - amazing as I hardly grew after the age of 11 - so I'm fully expecting to sport tiger stripes later on. Thanks for the tips though!

Helloooo Thanks for the sympathy viroids! I used an in-shower moisturiser on the evil marks today (as well as slathering on molten brown cream when I got out!) and that seems to have done the trick to stop the itching. Today at least!

Feeling quite glam, went for my first haircut in 8 months My mum's treat, luckily as it was a small fortune. Feel all L'Oreal again! swish swoosh!

The knicker zone is much less glam however, I'm definitely a 'full bush' kinda gal, DH can like it or lump it! Been quite tempted to get it all whipped off recently though just coz of the itch, but I'd be scared with the stretch marks that the skin couldn't take it! Plus it must itch like crazy growing back, so it feels a bit like a rock or a hard place scenario!

Farting like tubas is commonplace in our household I'm afraid who says romance is dead but I'm sure DH has stepped up his game to keep pace with me!

I'm off for a haircut in a few mins ness wanna swish together?

Argh God. I've missed my last two hair cuts. I used to be a 6week religiously girl. Guess this is preparing me for motherhood!!

Having slept on the new hair, it's a bit less 'swish' and a bit more 'where the heck did I put my straighteners?!'
Enjoy Zyla!

Ah I hate that Ness. The joy of the new do is soon replaced by wtf bedhead.

Yeah Popz, I probably make it to the hairdresser about every 4 months. Quite depressing.

How are things today Gaggia?

How are you gaggia? Hope it's all settled down.
Owwie ness, they look so sore, I hope the moly on brown is calming it down but nothing, nothing is worse than the loss of the 'just walked out of the salon' swishness. Why are there never any model scouts hanging around outside the salons when we get out?
Barstewards!

I need me a snip and yep, I too am rocking the foxy cleopatra fro', oops! I'll have to get mr minion to do some landscaping soon. Weirdo, enjoys it.

Hahaha Min ... Mr P enjoys it too. It's hard to take an erection seriously when you're squatting over them in a hairy elephantine state trying not to fall over in a foreign bath tub....

rpopz BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

(hysterical laugh of recognition)

It was a nice one too! Seemed a shame to waste it in hindsight haha. Good thing they love us eh

you brave ladies! DP cant shave his face without cutting it, no way would I let him anywhere near me with a sharp object!

I think I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if DH tried that!

Feel really sick today not sure what to eat, nothing has eased it supposed to go out for dinner tonight too.

Lolrpopz!!

Lol popz! I just asked DP and he said that's what mams are for I think ill go to the salon!

DD has gone shopping for chickens then for a sleepover at her grandmas tonight so me and DP have had an afternoon in bed and are just off out for something to eat and a last minute shop before they close

I sometimes think I'm married to buffalo bill me. The boy loves peeling skin off too... You know, the dead sunburnt stuff!
Ewwwww
This morning he took great pleasure in making me watch him pop a spot on his belly.
Gimp!

Blueeerggghhh Min ... I hope you returned the favour by vomming all over him!!! Bork.

Haha, am I the only one with a perv of a DH then? Lol. He does a good job tbf. I'd just get bored.

Just been shopping all and bought ALL of H&M maternity... think I might collapse now.

Team yellow ladies: Are you having a nursery/ baby room? What colour are you painting it/ is it?

Mr Tee is an foof topiary enthusiast. I think he read about it being erotic in a sex book many moons ago, and he has a bit of a ritual with the shaving foam when I'm between waxes... Usually leads to messy shagging..

Jesus tbh I dunno if MrWil would be into that but I sure as hell aint finding out. He's not very artistic.

Our nursery is light blue and we're not painting either way. I will probably get wall stickers. I say nursery, what I really mean is junk room.

When we were viewing houses we saw one where the baby's room was light brown and dark yellow with white stars stencilled on. I quite liked that but then I also quite like the big tree wall sticker on amazon so might go light blue as a background to that. We may not stay team yellow though.

People are dropping like flies on this train. One guy slowly passed out standing next to me (I thought he'd just decided to sit on the floor ) his friend helpfully crushed my bump against a seat pushing past me to hoik him up. Now I have a seat and the guy next to me us making weird noises like sneezes but from his mouth and is now resting his head in his hands on the seat in front. If he voms on me I will punch him I'm not in a very nursey mood with my sore bump.

Voms nearly got autocorrected to comes. Now that would deserve a punch!

pis are you working? Hope your journey ends soon!

Team yellow and this poor deprived child will not be having a nursery. Currently all the baby stuff is in the spare room which is pink. We'll see what happens!

Spent the afternoon at a friend's house which was lovely but I was sat at a table the whole time and my feet are enormous now.

Second timers, do you get the fanny daggers in labour? I don't like them.