Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 10th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed 
For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!
The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.
There is a stats thread here but its a zombie thread so enter at your own risk....... eeeeek
The thread we have graduated from is here in its 26th outing!
There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!
There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, Pm me!
So, roll call below please, viroids! 
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Just Shagging Grads Thread 10 - Roll Up, Roll Up all you graduated Viroids!!!
cookielove · 13/07/2014 19:23
Not sure how the word control sneaked into my last post.... stoopid phone.
Bad times Furry 
My bf bled on and off from about 7 months... sometimes in massive quantities 
They never could figure out where it was coming from!!! She was on bed rest for weeks but still gave birth to a beautiful little girl who is now a naughty 2 year old 
Chin up lady x
Good news with the blood sugars cookie
At least you have a date for it all to be over horace ' it's not too long to wait
Bleeding seems to have stopped for now, keeping fingers crossed it was a one off!
Lady in the bed next to me's in labour, I'm getting scared of contractions now
Good news Scoob. Don't be thinking about those contractions quite yet, you need headphones to drown out the sound!
Hi sarah.
Eugh I have definitely not had enough sleep .
Hi Sas
Great news scoob sounds like the lady next to you should be in a delivery room if she's scaring you and your boss sounds like a right tit.
Good luck today Horace hope it isn't too tedious.
Pee is finally with the doctor (hoorah) apparently the midwife will contact me directly so no need for GP involvement. However it is yesterday's pee which spent a (warm) day in my handbag and now I'm worried all the HCG will have broken down. Should have googled before dropping it in rather than after. Ah well at the very worst I'll just have to do another one. 5 BFPs can't be wrong, right?
Pregnancy seems to bring them out of the woodwork Juni No I don't want to hear about your horrific birth story thanks and yes I am sure there is just the one in there, oh teletubby, hilarious, so what's your excuse then? Got all that to look forward to again when people start finding out! I think some people are nervous about assuming a bump means you're pregnant. I look about six months pregnant after a good meal.
There must be a high proportion of psychotic/neurotic/compulsive liars in my area as they won't take my word for it that I am pregnant. Instead they need a urine sample that they send away to be tested. I'll be astonished if it is even recognisable as urine by the time it gets seen to hopefully there will be enough HCG left in there to tickle the test strip's fancy and then I'll at least be in the system somewhere.
I am 
on your behalf, rpopz. She's one of the pointy-elbowed brigade, eh? Oh well, try to enjoy the view from your non-complaining high-horse. xx
Am now intrigued to know where you are pis! Never heard of that. Wouldn't it be quicker for you just have a dip-test at the GP?! What a rigamarole!
Good God RPopz! Who makes the decision about who does the job? I'd be having a word with them asap!
If they haven't got a suitable job for her, i.e. not the one you'd been scheduled to do already, and she doesn't feel up to doing her usual job then she'll have to be signed off. If I were her I'd be trying to avoid that at all costs because if it drags on you can be forced to start your mat leave early (actually some people might be happy with that, I'd personally rather have the time off after the birth, but then I have a cushy desk job 
)
Hope twizzle-babe adopts the correct position Horace ! Good luck
I think that's how they do things here, pis, though I went through the GP because of my history. She just called the midwife while I was in the consultation with her.
OMG. I just looked at the perineal massage leaflet. My face is like this 
and I feel sick.
P.s. Juni I also made the mistake of looking at the leaflet when I was first pg
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Bleeding has stopped, I've had an anti D injection & I'm home!
Good luck horace hope your stay isn't too long & you get your cross stitch finished. Ear plugs seem to be the key to sleep in hospital!
rpops would you like to borrow my shitty boss for a day? Pregnancy is no excuse for not doing a job in her opinion, unless you can't reach something around your bump there is no reason to stop doing it!
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