Morning all!
Just come back from DD's preschool, where I did a 'presentation' on being pregnant (they're doing 'growth' at the moment). What madness! I'm used to addressing demanding adults or teenagers, but preschoolers are a much harder bunch! Sample 'questions' afterwards: 'My mummy's name is Linda'; 'if the baby gets poorly will it go to a doctor?' Fortunately, noone asked how the baby got there! (
at thought of it)
Bizarre dog story continues (he's a spaniel, by the way bumpy, but we're just dog-sitting at the mo - I'm more of a collie or alsation type girl myself
) - having got back from preschool debacle, I got his lead on and showed him his ball and he got all excited, then got halfway to the park and refused to go further. What's that all about then?! Had better things to do than try to reason with a dog, so brought him home, where he looked at me all excitedly and expectantly. Anyone know anything about dogs and what to do with them?!?
On the loo roll dimensions front, I think they're all pretty much the same. We use Sainsburys Revive and they're 15cm long.
Kbaby - apparently, the going rate for cleaners is about £7.50 an hour (at least in the SE) - it's more if you go through an agency. Here's a good justification: whilst pg, you can think of it as the money you save on a couple of bottles of wine a week, and when baby arrives, you'll get extra Child Allowance - thus ensuring you spend more quality time with your child, so well worth the expense...
Bumpybel - congrats on finishing your exam. What a relief!
Jersey - the best time to start potty training is any time your child is ready. A lot of people advise against doing it when you're expecting another, as older child(ren) often regress when baby is born (bit annoying if you've just succeeded!) I was lucky as DD just announced that she wanted to go to the toilet one day just after her 2nd bday and that was that - apart from the odd accident at first (and she still wears nighttime nappies at 3.8), she's been dry since.
Oh, and Jersey - I didn't realise there had been a meet up on this thread and things had got so intimate - I was quite surprised to read about bumpy lying across you in the morning... 
Sorry for long post - feeling chatty at the mo, and lots of work to procrastinate from!