msbuggywinkle, what was so horrific about hail? Did the chickens try to peck it and realise it was freezing their poor beaks? 
tyelperion, that's a commuting habit that needs to die, at least for a while!
cheep, did she put all this in writing? If so, great - you have a record, which you can show to others. Even if not, it's likely she hasn't put it in writing for anyone else, either, which means it doesn't exist, bureaucratically, as a "target".
You sound as though you have some good instincts, with regard to how to treat the points raised against you. Keep at it, or switch it off for your labour 
HoneyLovesCake, time to go to bed now! Just make sure you don't end up upside down in the bed or something! 
BeeMyBaby, oh, he's one of those, is he? Sorry, Honey was very sensitive when she said you might prefer to vent rather than hearing him slagged off, but that is ridiculous. Maybe he feels guilty at the contrast between your activities and so he should
Sorry to hear about the active bodies (rather than active babies). My baby has been so busy that I was reminded of a child in a pram, probably one who can already walk and is frustrated, who doesn't want to be there: that's what I seem to have! The womb is really no place for such a busy little creature, but there is no sign of labour.
Saw another preschool today, which was nice, but a lot further away than the first.
MIL's birthday tomorrow...
Actually, it feels as though we are quite busy on the outside, too, so perhaps it's just as well the baby is staying in and staying portable!