Hey everyone, have had a rather hilarious morning - having slept only 4 hours or so I was finally drifting off when there was a knock at the door. I thought it was just the postie who has seen me in my underwear a million times before before so I went and threw open the door but nooo...it was three guys sent round by the school to install a new fire alarm
No problem says I, give me 5 min to get dressed (though I did wonder why they needed three brawny one is remarkably attractive guys to replace the little smoke alarm that fell off the ceiling a few weeks ago).
Cue a sort of comedy montage of ladders...and dropcloths...and hoovers...and toolboxes...and reels and reels of red wiring being carted into the flat. Drilling begins, sawdust all over our flat I had JUST tidied in preparation for my parents (who announced yesterday they were arriving a day early as a surprise)!! Turns out every single room in the flat (including the loft, crawl spaces, store room) needs a separate fire and smoke alarm now so they will be here all day and tomorrow and possibly Friday.
Anyway when they arrived they apologised and said it had to be done by the end of the month - and then looked at my enormo belly and said "err...we're not going to be a nuisance are we?" I actually said "don't worry boys, not in labour as yet though you will be the first to know because I'm having a home birth" and they went white and gibbered a bit
I showed them the loft and shut them in, hoping that would quiet the noise of the drilling (not a chance).
And then as if on cue - my parents arrive from Heathrow (I shut them in the living room) and then, bugger of buggers, my poor cleaner arrives to finish her deep clean which I had of course totally forgotten about (I shut her in the kitchen), locked myself in the bathroom and laughed until I nearly cried, it was just such a hilarious mess!!
Parents were carted off to nice lunch in town and then put on the train to London, Thanksgiving dinner hastily rescheduled to Saturday, cleaner luckily had plenty to do in the kitchen (and will be getting a christmas bonus, saintly lady), I will be making the fire alarm guys tea for the next few days, and far from huffing clary sage and bouncing on my ball I am actively hoping the baby doesn't arrive while these guys are here because it's certainly better to have three days of drilling and hoovering now than during a homebirth or afterwards with a newborn!!
But I still haven't gotten any sleep 