The great PESH dispenser

[Muser]

Here we go again:

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5?
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7

UPDIFFED

ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Has lost her waist, due 24 July
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.

Absolutely drom

Now ASK ME ABOUT MY SLING! Seeing as I have bought feck all else for this poor baybee....

Tell us about your sling Gin.

I plan to queue jump you with ease dromster (so, that's me going to 42 weeks then...)

Tell me about your ginsling. Is it a hippified one?

NB there were some gorgy photos of moo on FB t'other day. He is a beautiful kid.

Thanks muse

It's a close baby carrier. It's like a moby or karri-me, but for idiots who know they would just tie themselves up and trip over if using a 'proper' wrap sling.

And the lady in the shop was soooo lovely and I tried it out with a teddy bear as their fake baby was too big for my huge bump (mooch sat and cuddled the fake baby whilst saying 'this is my baby bruvva' and then put his fingers in it's eyes )

It was great and they said if I'm all worried n menkul when thing2 comes then I can go to the shop and they will gladly help me put it on a thousand times if need be :)

Aw thanks drom. I think so too, but am obv a tad biased

Oooh, I looked at those. In the end, I purchased a kari-me, but am yet to tie it sucessfully over enormobump. So you like the closer one?

Baby bruvva - melts. My friend's daughter pats her new baby sister on the cheek while saying "mine, mine" - and only occasionally has to be restrained from whacking the baby a little too hard while shouting "mine".

Oh I'm jealous. I'm kind of wishing I'd got a Close as I am a bit scared of my Kari-me.

Friend had a karri-me and loved it, was what I intended to get but I just liked the way I can get my tiny mind round how this one works fairly easily. Having said that I think karri-me= easier than moby but not sure.

Also excited I think cos I actually bought something for baybee! And a load of dull but important hospital bag nonsense...

And it is a suitably grungy charcoal colour

What in hopital bag? Are you making a labour playlist? I have become obsessed with an acoustic version of florence & the machine's rabbit heart and think I need to listen to it lots.

muse have we bought the same sling as well? Mine is navy...

Pretty Florence & the machine .

I think I am getting a second-hand Baby Bjorn.

Oh dear Drom. We really need to stop doing this. Yes, mine is navy. I got it off Ebay. We should be getting a secondhand baby bjorn as well. Thirdhand actually, it's been passed around a lot.

I have one of those too meds. it's ok but bit hard on my back. Will prob use when thing2 bit older tho.

drom have no plan for labour playlist, not sure if I actually want music. I am very associative (is that a word??) with music so just don't know what it would do to my brain. Classical, or stuff without words, or something...maybe...or not. Mooch's cs was performed to some music I hate, which was fine by me as I wasn't having a great time so any good music then wouldve been spoiled forever! Plus it actually gave me a laugh.

Was just boots shop for hospital bag so far. Breast pads, sanitary towels, lanisoh, arnica, lavender oil, that sort of thing...

Well Drom I think I have mild SPD, but quack did not diagnose it , he just said sciatica, but I think deffo a bit of spd due to symptoms. Also feel like I have cracked a rib or two, but can't explain how that came about !

Re. Sling...I want one of those wrappy slings, but not got one yet, will wait to hear how gin getsvon...or until I get sick of pushing pram!

Oooooo I also have new boots! Been living in my 5 year old ones all winter, but they wont pass for upcoming tradeshow/meetings... They are kick-arse tho take a while to get on...

gurt lush

Those are fab, very stompy sexy.

They also have a side zip. Otherwise I'd be fucked!

I have severe boot envy now.

Lovely kinky boots! gin and what mooch said is so very very cute! No, good you didn't make it to physio but then if you don't think she could help spose it wasn't worth the trauma of the journey :( Just wondering did you have to wait long to get it? Had 8 week waiting list when i did y back last time but was wondering if being diffed got you bumped up the list?

Again ashamed of moping about back as really I brought on myself but doing too much when you guys have to drag yourselves into work 5 days a week I know really i am very very lucky! Just need to get my head round the fact i need to be a bit more careful with myself. Haven't quite worked it out

I have bought the kari-me for diffed friend as a pressie between a few of us, so hopefully i will be able to have a practice with it before i need to use on sprout (cunning moi?) But we were in mothercare earlier and she was threatening to buy one so i am going to some how have to put her off til the 28th which is our joint b'day and baby shower celees. Mind you more than one wouldn't hurt i spose.

Looks like i will be going on holiday to lanzergrotty with mum, sis and no.1 niece in feb which is something lovely to look forward too. I was almost tempted to bail on it after today but think I need to HTFU, its not something i will get the opportunity to do again probably and niece is sooo super excited to be sharing a room with me, which its really very sweet :o

I appear to be bidding on a secondhand close carrier on Ebay. I don't know how that happened. I like the idea of having some options though. But I have a very strict budget and if it goes over I shall not purchase.

And to confirm my copycat status, it's charcoal.

I think I'm going to get outbid on it though. These things are popular!

Ebay is the devil like that, especially the iphone app, best to put in your top bid and then switch off computer until its too late.